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[The Dashing Darknut]

While I’m not big on Ordon as a whole it is pretty sad seeing the parents of Ordon lose their children

 

[Fraxinus]

what's cringe is making a character with a nice design like that and making them unmarriageable

rf5 straight up shames you for not prioritizing romance while playing the game

 

[Chevywolf30]

rf5 straight up shames you for not prioritizing romance while playing the game

Be a waste if you did fall in love*

 

[The Dashing Darknut]

rf5 straight up shames you for not prioritizing romance while playing the game

“But Simone I just like hanging out with characters and talking to them-”
“Dating sim!”

 

[Fraxinus]

thats the literal same type of comments i get irl so its kind of annoying that media really does push that agenda

 

[Fraxinus]

you know whats really dumb is that i actually like a handful of the romanceable characters as characters but like i dont even want to consider romancing them lest their entire personalities change because of dating crap and mehhhh

but anyway, the game is fun i just hate that the romance is all anyone cares about. i thought there were gonna be story cutscenes this time around but apparently they once again are all reserved for romance events and that legitimately PEEVES me

 

[The Dashing Darknut]

I didn’t know you could take the goats down

 

[Chevywolf30]

You laugh at my post but dating is unironically a huge waste of time

 

[Gorozoron]

Let me simulate being an old grumpy man named Jenkins and let me give the town food poisoning
Jenkins needs no man

 

[Fraxinus]

I WILL HAHA ALL I WANT... DEFENSIVE LAUGHTER

also darknut, go and pet that goat after it gets up and sulks away

 

[Fraxinus]

Let me simulate being an old grumpy man named Jenkins and let me give the town food poisoning
Jenkins needs no man

there was legit a character like this in sword art online and he was my favorite

 

[Chevywolf30]

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I didn’t know you could take the goats down

Is this whenever you go back to the ranch?

 

[The Dashing Darknut]

also darknut, go and pet that goat after it gets up and sulks away

After it gets up it actually gets angry and tries to ram you

I like getting the goats mad. Their minigame is also tedious

 

[The Dashing Darknut]

Is this whenever you go back to the ranch?

Yes. You can do it as early as when you save Faron the Light Spirit and finish the Faron Twilight Realm section

 

[Fraxinus]

i just liked returning to ordon ranch to pet every single goat in town while wearing a salmon suit