Name: Phosphoro
Age: 56
Race: Mogma
Weapon of Choice: Clawshot and Crossbow
Appearance: Small, as most Mogmas are. Beige fur with very dark, somewhat windswept brown hair atop his head, a tuft of brown hair also hanging from his chin. He also has an eyepatch over his right eye with a pirate hat to boot. As far as clothes go, he dons a brown duster coat-sleeveless vest.
Personality: Maniacal, and quite the joker, Phoz, as he likes to be called, is almost as stereotypical a pirate as they come. He even has the voice down to a pat. He left Eldin as a young Mogma lad, driven by the allure of treasure beyond his home turf. A pirate for 40 years, he knows the tricks of the trade better than anyone, although throughout all these years, he never once commanded a crew, leaving him with a slightly inferiority complex. His last stint in a crew was as a member of Jon's band of strongmen. Since the unfortunate breakup of the crew, Phoz continues to spend his days sneaking onboard ships as a stowaway, and promptly told robbing the crap out of the ships' crews.
(answer IC) would you piss in this cup for me: Only after I drink out of the cup first.