King of the Hill!

[Reaca]

I AM PART OF THE FRENCH TOAST NEW WORLD ORDER, AS WELL AS CSD AND BIG OCTO. THEREFORE, WE CLAIM THE HILL.

 

[Spirit Tracks]

OH WELL IM PENDING FOR JOINING FT SO I CLAIM THE HILL FROM YOU. AND MY BROTHER LIKES WAFFLES.

*THIS IS NOT FT SO NOTTHING ABOUT MY BRO LIKING WAFFLES WILL BE POSTED HERE*

 

[i-am-link]

*ctrl-alt-delete*

All the previous hill-claimers memories were erased.

I claim the hill.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

I-am-link goes into hibernation.

I claim the hill all winter.

 

[Storm]

I AM PART OF THE FRENCH TOAST NEW WORLD ORDER, AS WELL AS CSD, REACA, AND BIG OCTO. THEREFORE, WE CLAIM THE HILL.

 

[i-am-link]

I bomb the FTNWO Headquarters, killing all its members.

I claim the hill.

 

[Storm]

we don't all congregate there. we claim the hill and the beer volcano with the girls

 

[i-am-link]

I have the remaining members of the FTNWO assassinated.

I claim the hill.

 

[Spirit Tracks]

You killed me... Ok my ghost haunts the hill.

 

[i-am-link]

I call the GhostBusters.

I claim the now Ghost-free hill.

 

[Spirit Tracks]

I disconnect you from GhostBusters before you can call them. I never lost the hill.

 

[i-am-link]

Fine.
I whistle, and Luigi comes running up. He uses his Poltergust, sucking you into Oblivion.
I give Luigi 100 Coins, and claim the hill.

 

[Spirit Tracks]

AHH POLTERGUST!!!!! Oh a hill, I CLAIM THE OBLIVION-DEMENSION HILL!

 

[Reaca]

I throw my sister at you and then you fall down the hill. I claim the hill.

 

[i-am-link]

I look through my Mage's Mirror into Oblivion, and discover Spirit Tracks on the Oblivion Hill. I contact myself in Oblivion, and he/I (his actual name is - whadda ya know - H3I) knocks Spirit Tracks off Oblivion Hill and claims it.
I claim the Oblivion Hill.