King of the Hill!

[ShaneOMac713]

I come back to live and kill Big Octo then disappear

 

[Big Octo]

I revive myself and then lecture Shane about being thankful that he's alive. He falls asleep, and then I claim the hill!

 

[Thatlinkisaspy!]

I build a new hill after kicking everyone off the old one which somehow destroyed the old hill.

 

[ShaneOMac713]

I grab the hill and crush it I claim the remains of the hill

 

[Thatlinkisaspy!]

I destroyed the current owner of hill with some "Frontier Justice".

 

[ShaneOMac713]

I use the seven sages and the triforce to trap all who come here me to claim the hill into the portal that Ganondorf lives in

 

[Thatlinkisaspy!]

The seven sages turned on you and sent you to the dark realm thus I reclaimed the hill.

 

[jstar]

I push you down the hill, I claim it now!!!

 

[DekuNut]

I walk up the hill and ush you down, like a regular old playground game of King of the Hill.

 

[Big Octo]

I carpet bomb this field, destroying the hill. Woopsies . . .

 

[DekuNut]

This seems like dejavu...
Seeing the hill blown to pieces, I claim the next hill over.

 

[jstar]

you claimed a mountain not a hill!!! (Epic Fail) I claim the nearest hill!!!

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

A very big book falls on your head, which I had nothing to do with, and as you know when a large book falls on someone's head their appendix explodes!

I claim the hill.

 

[amaterasu]

I save the person who's apendex just asploded and you all praise me, giving me the the hill as thanks.

I claim the hill for being amazing!

 

[jstar]

A very big book falls on your head, which I had nothing to do with, and as you know when a large book falls on someone's head their appendix explodes!

I claim the hill.

That's funny because my appendix really did explode.



Your hero title gets to your ego. When the dragon came your ego made you go fight it, you lost and was never found

In your will it states I was the heir to the hill soooooooo..... MY HILL NOW!!!!!