King of the Hill!

[amaterasu]

(okay. i will check it out. i love RPG's! Try to join my Zelda RPG Reborn thingy as well!)

I grab you before the time vortex closes, and pull you back to the present before shooting you in the head. I get a dumptruck full of dirt and run over everybody, crippling and or killing them, and dump the dirt onto the hill. Then i replant the grass and climb on top of it.

I claim the new hill!

 

[DekuNut]

(Medli needs people on her new RPG, called New!!! Sign up Here!!!)
I get into the dumptruck when you get out and run you over. I bury you in the hill. I claim the hill.

 

[Ryuyasha]

I summon Chuck Norris and crush you(I think I crushed the hill as well).

I claim the hill(Well what's left of it anyways).

 

[DekuNut]

Chuck claims the hill and roundhouse kicks you off of it. I tell Chuck he's awesome and he lets me claim the hill

 

[amaterasu]

I tell chuck that you were using him for the hill. He punches you in the face and roundhouse kicks you in the kiwis, before chucking you off the hill with his beard.

chuck norris claims teh hill. Not me, chuck.

 

[DekuNut]

FORGIVE ME, OH BEARDED ONE!
i sigh and claim the land around the hill.

 

[amaterasu]

I walk up to chuck norris and ask him if i can please have the hill, and if so, i would be his perosnal slave. he agrees, and now Chuck Norris and i claim the hill. He asks me to kick DekuNut away, and i do as i'm told.

(sorry DekukNut)

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Ha ha, just kidding! That wasn't Chuck Norris, it was Cel-Shaded Deku in a Chuck Norris costume all along.

I claim the hill.

 

[DekuNut]

I ask Ammy if she wants to beat up C-S D. If she agrees, we share the hill. (no hard feelings, Ammy)

 

[amaterasu]

I agree, and get the flamethrower. we both attack CSD, and claim the hill. Then i make a ring of fire around us, making it hard to claim the hill.

DekuNut and i claim the hill.
and i claim the flamethrower.

 

[DekuNut]

And I claim CS-D's glasses as well as the hill with Ammy.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

And I claim CS-D's glasses

You... you... bastard. *An attack of unspeakable horrors*

I claim the hill and take back my sun glasses.

 

[amaterasu]

i'm still on the hill, so i shoot you with the flame thrower, and melt the sunglasses to your face. DekuNut comes back with new sunglasses that blink in neon lights. we claim the bad *** sunglasses, and the hill.

And i still have teh flamethrower.

 

[DekuNut]

Thanks, Ammy.
I have returned to the hill.

 

[Ryuyasha]

I eat the hill claiming it aswell. Nuff said.