King of the Hill!

[amaterasu]

I get the Celestial Brush and set fire to all of you! (Cuz i can do that with the Celestial Brush, and the brush just happens to be Amaterasu's Tail!)

I claim teh hill

 

[DekuNut]

I put out the flames and light you on fire.
I claim all.

 

[ShaneOMac713]

I freeze you, slice you up with my master sword then throw the rest of you or your body parts into a lake. I claim the hill and will kill all with my items from adult link from Legend of Zelda

 

[DekuNut]

I return as a Stalfos/Gold Wolf (Yes: I AM the Hero's Shade) and kill you with my Guilded Sword and Mirror Shield.
I claim the hill

 

[amaterasu]

I shoot you with a shotgun and feed you to starving kids in africa. I claim the hill.

 

[DekuNut]

Those starving children attack you when they realize that they ate human meat and claim the hill.
So, by extension, I claim th hill.

 

[ShaneOMac713]

I threw my ninja stars at you then tossed you into my pit of darkness

 

[amaterasu]

i shove you into the pit while you're shoving DekuNut into the pit, and claim the hill, the flamethrower, the starving kids, flamethrowers, and the awesome shades.

 

[DekuNut]

I climb on Shane's shoulders to get out and leave him in the pit. I rush you and hire Mario to get the cookie for me in return for a red coin. I give him a penny. I claim the cookie.

 

[Honey Pie]

You get run over by a bus.

I claim the king(Queen)-less hill.

 

[DekuNut]

I see your Avy and an idea pops into my head. I walk up and, to catch you off guard, kiss you for a split second before pushing you off the hill. I claim the hill.

 

[Honey Pie]

But I smack you before you can push me then your father gives you a long talking to about how to treat girls.

I still have the hill.

 

[DekuNut]

I sigh and walk up the hill to apologize. I dig a tunnel from the top to bottom of the hill and pull you in, watching you slide to the bottom of the hill.
Staying up above, I claim everything there is to claim.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

The wind knocks you off the hill and when you get back up you see my in the process of climing the hill. To stop me you shoot lasors out of your eyes but they bounce off my sun glasses and kill you.

I claim the hill.

 

[ShaneOMac713]

I destroy you with my awesomeness then I claim the hill