King of the Hill!

[DekuNut]

Findong myself skitleless, I dig myself out and attack you. I claim the hill... but leave the glasses.

 

[amaterasu]

Where did you get skittles! I use a stick and annoy you by poking you with it until you move. I claim the hill!

 

[DekuNut]

In my pocket. I throw you into Lake Hylia. I claim the hill... and decide to take the glasses this time.

 

[Zanzibar]

I shove you down Death Mountain. I claim the hill!

 

[amaterasu]

I get Epona and trample you. I claim the hill, the horse, and the glasses!

 

[Zanzibar]

How come I only have the hill for 2 min?

I throw all the big fat Dell computers at you. I claim the hill!

 

[amaterasu]

I use Epona to trample you again, and then toss water baloons at your face. I claim everything!

 

[DekuNut]

I walk up behind you, tap your shoulder, and shove you down the hill. I claim all, riding Epona with pride.

 

[amaterasu]

I call Epona with my ocarina and she runs to me, after bucking you off. I get on her back and ride up to the hill, Epona rearing on her back legs.

 

[DekuNut]

I grab you and play the Requeim of Spirit and then, leaving you there, I play my special "Hill Song" and rturn to claim it.

 

[amaterasu]

I ride Epona through the Gerudo Fortress, where we're both accepted cuz we're female, and then back to the hill, where we slam you off. We claim the hill!

 

[DekuNut]

A tile zooms toward you and I decide NOT to save you, eating popcorn and laughing.
I claim the hill.

 

[amaterasu]

I dodge the tile, toss it at you, and claim the hill and the popcorn.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

I shoot you down with my Arwing.

Team Starfox and I claim the hill.

 

[Link~Triforce]

Flandre Scarlet comes along and completely obliterates you and Team Starfox.
I claim the hill!