King of the Hill!

[DekuNut]

I'm used to pyros. My brother is one.
I had a bucket of water handy and splashed myself withit, and then I gave you an all-expense-paid trip to Hawaii... and I claim the island while you're on vacation.

 

[Zanzibar]

ummm I shove you into a conventionality placed volcano, thus burning you to a crispy crisp. I claim the hill!

 

[DekuNut]

The volcano blows, burning the hill and you. I narrowly escape on a small ledge (still have the skittle!) and claim the charred black hill.

 

[Zanzibar]

I eat you ( don't ask)...... I claim the hill!

 

[DekuNut]

I jump aroound and make you throw me up, and then I throuw you away. I claim the hill again.

 

[amaterasu]

I get NEPTR and have him throw never ending pies at you face. SHMOWZOW

 

[DekuNut]

I eat as many pies as I can and steal te source of his pies. I eat so many that I get fat enough that I am the only one to fit on the hill. I claim the hill.

 

[amaterasu]

I shove you off the hill and your fatness enables you to get up, so you're stuck on your side off the hill. I claim teh hill.

 

[DekuNut]

The hill collapses from my weight being all on one side and you land a mile away. A roll back to the place where the hill used to be and claim it.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

I tell you every Gossip Stone on Earth has had their dreams of space travel fulfilled by HASA . While you're jumping for joy I stab you through the heart with a really sharp pencil.

I claim the hill.

 

[amaterasu]

I set your awesome black and red fur on fire and take your shades. I claim the hill with instant coolness

 

[DekuNut]

My skittle keeps me alive and I pull out the pencil, stabbing you with it. I take the glasses and the hill.

 

[amaterasu]

I eat your skittle and stab you with the pencil again. Taking the glasses off your corpse, I reclaim the hill.

 

[DekuNut]

I become a zombie and eat you. Then, I wander around until I find an unopened bag and pop a skittle into my mouth. I come back to life and claim the hill and the glasses... again.

 

[amaterasu]

I bust out and shoot you in the head, burying you 29 feet under teh ground so you can't get out or find a skittle. I claim the hill and the glasses.