In the moment before the clone self-destructs, Midna suddenly realizes what is going on and teleports us to Castle town. When we're there, we realize that cabbage isn't looking very good, and try and get the doctor to treat her. But he wont, because she's a cabbage, and he's a racist jerk. So, we travel to Kakariko, (just by warping, we don't go through that whole wagon protection thing again) and leave her in the hands of Renaldo and Impa. SamuRaichu stays to help, and since nobody is at Telma's bar to draw us a map of the hill, I trek far and wide, collect nearly every bug, gold skulltula, and mask before I finally come to the hill, which you are sitting upon, laughing maniacally. We go through a whole cut-scene about how I'll never get the hill, and then you force me transform into zora-wolf Link. That was a bad call on your part, because as soon as Midna's out in the open, she punches you in the face with her hair, accidentally causing you to warp to arbiter's grounds directly in front of the mirror of twilight, just before someone is about to come through it. Goodbye Cell-shaded Deku. I then stake a flag in the hill to claim it and call up the kitten army, telling them to go check on cabbage, and if they're okay, to bring them here. After a few days, noone has opposed us, and we begin rebuilding our castle of awesomeness.
We already claimed the hill earlier in this paragraph, but: we claim it again.