King of the Hill!

[Swordbomb]

sorry had one of those(gives you a force field on one condition i get to be your ally in the hill)

 

[Zelda's_Child]

*oh... pulling that old story on me again... too bad I'm already taken, FD...*

Me and all my friends from school (we're pretty evil. ) come down upon you with our tasers. We build a giant fortress where we live happily ever after.

The End.

Oh, I forgot to mention, I claim the hill.

 

[Swordbomb]

(begs to join ZC or i tazer her and her friends)

 

[Swordbomb]

you electrocute yourself and i do the old fashion safe drop on you

 

[Linknmike]

Umm, nobody did anything so...

I claim the hill.

 

[Fraxinus]

I throw a rabbit plushie at you. You fall off. Simply, I claim the hill.

 

[Swordbomb]

i tazar you

i claim the hill!(thirty character limit!)

 

[Fraxinus]

Since there is no such thing as a "tazar", according to your spelling, I tase you with my very own taser gun. And since you forgot to do so, I claim the hill.

 

[Swordbomb]

i kill you with a 50 ton weight

i claim the hill!

 

[Fraxinus]

Again, since there is no such thing as a "50 ton weight" I don't die. I drop a fifty-tonne weight on you. ;P I claim the hill. (As far as I'm concerned, if I continue finding mistakes in your plans, I don't have to come up with anything. )

 

[Swordbomb]

i drop an elephant on you and dodge your next post

i claim the hill!

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Chuck Norris happens to be standing next to me. He caught the elephant and slam dunked it into a near by basketball net. I use swift attack (an unavoidable Pokemon move)

I claim the hill.

 

[Swordbomb]

chuck norris wasn't there and elephant crushes you

i claim the hill!

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

I activated nayru's love and I survive.

I reclaim the hill.

 

[Firice da Vinci]

I Caramelldasen and while everyone is laughing at me Jigglypuff and comes and sings the song for even more confusion and makes everyone POP!

I claim the hill.