King of the Hill!

[Swordbomb]

i then go to the storage and we eat the good food there and the storage is voice activated only so no one but Master ZC and i can get top it then i see ZC at the table and my head falls into my food confused ZC asks master why i did that

 

[linksbro321]

While your in a comma my assassin comes and cuts your head off!!!!

 

[Swordbomb]

but i wake up before that and i kill the assassin

 

[Master]

Then I tell ZC that CP loves her, then i angrily slam my food against the table and walk away

 

[Swordbomb]

then a bunch of assassins hop in a i fight my way to save ZC from dieing from a man with a sword

 

[linksbro321]

Then my assassin kills master. He falls to the floor with no head!

 

[Swordbomb]

but before that i froze time and gave all the assassins rubber carrots as swords and master fell to the floor,but laughing because of the humiliation of assassins with carrots

 

[linksbro321]

But then my assassin #2 shot you with a sniper and assassin #3 hit the self destruct button.

 

[Master]

I protect ZC by hiding with her in her room.............

 

[Swordbomb]

but your assassins faked that stuff and killed you because you didn't ever payed them and you called them worthless and they joined us without us having to pay them and we called them high ranked assassins

 

[linksbro321]

I then jump in a helicoper and fly away and watch your castle blow up! Mwa-ha-ha-ha!!

 

[Swordbomb]

the castle didn't blow up but you and your helicopter did because we shot you down and a machine-gunner shot you instantly killing you

 

[linksbro321]

Okay cant you just let me get the hill this is piontless. My helicopter craches into the castle!!

 

[Swordbomb]

but you crash into somebody else's castle and because it was on a bigger hill you take over that person's castle and we stick to our hill living happily ever after

 

[linksbro321]

OK I give up... also you cant make me do other things that I didnt do.