]I simply knock you out with a baseball bat and drag you to the nearest ditch...Thus, letting me have enough time to build a small fortress covered in rubber. (To prevent any surprise attacks from Zelda's Child and Cucco power)
After healing, I get up and take your gun (Whatever it is) and through it far, far, far away. Thus, making you run after it...So I go back to my fortress and relax being my own king along side of my imaginary Queen...
Okay, first of all, I give Zelda Child and Cucco Power a phobia of tazers, so they can't use them anymore. I, being the original guy, walk up to you, and I push you off the hill.
Since you didn't know that I am also part of Zelda's_Child's group, so I use my taser on you and throw you my hill, thus creating a house with Zelda's_Child and Cucco Power.
i then give master a million level ups then i do the same to ZC(short for zelda's child)and CP(short for my name) and then we claim the hill higher than before making it harder to get up there because there are traps around us and under ground and in the air so it impossable to get through so master ZC and CP claim the hill higher than before
then i grow fond of ZC and ask master if there is anything i can do to make ZC to like me more and master says nothing so i walk away
I knock linkbro321 out with my taser, then i put Him on a boat and let him row away in a river. I build an other castle, which is 10x stonger then before, And also building ZC her own room, with my own hands, so she can get the privacy that she wants...
builds self a room so i can have my own little alone time and i get so fond of ZC that whenever i look at her i fall to the ground like a falling anvil