King of the Hill!

[Zelda's_Child]

I taser your head, Weegee's head, and the lazer cuccos heads.

I claim the hill!

(I don't know, would you call this an obsession? )

 

[Zelda's_Child]

WHAT THE- No WAY!!!
My spirit comes back from the dead, but I forgive you because you have dementia. So, I only taser you slightly. You not knowing what the taser did to you, die of a heart attack.

I claim the hill.

 

[Magatha]

My dragons destroy your taser, and chase you away.
I claim the hill!

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Your dragons make Zelda Dungeon accounts and you have to abandon you hill ownership responsibilities to make sure they don't stay on the computer for too long.

I claim the hill.

 

[nicktheslayer]

I beat in your face with my face.

I claim the Hill.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

I travel to the other side of the world and claim the tallest and most epic hill on Earth, Mount Everest!

I leave you with that tiny excuse of a hill we were killing each other for.

 

[nicktheslayer]

Oh yea?! Well i claim your hill!

I claim the hill.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

I put on a Halloween costume 6 months after Halloween. Because you were so busy guarding your spot on Mt. Everest you don't know what day it is and you go down to buy some candy.

I claim the hill.

 

[Zelda's_Child]

I get a new taser that can reach up the whole of everest. It hits you. I send another surge of electricity up and use it as a hookshot so I don't have to climb the big hill you call Everest.

I claim the hill.

 

[Master]

I play the song of storms with my Ocarina of Time , causing a mud slide , and taking you with it ^^

I claim the hill...

 

[Zelda's_Child]

I taser you. You die. I go back to the tiny excuse for a hill we're killing each other for.

I claim the hill!

 

[Master]

I play Oath to order on my Fairy Ocarina and the Four Giants take you away from the hill , FOREVER ! (Not really )

I Claim the Hill

 

[Zelda's_Child]

Well, Zelda's Child's alter ego brings her back from the giants. Zelda's Child snaps her fingers and her alter ego disappears. She then tasers Master in the head.

Zelda's Child claims the hill!

Zelda's Child also likes typing in 3rd person. :xd:

 

[Master]

Well Master is getting sick of getting tasered , so Master covers himself in Rubber ! Uses a really long hookshot to take ZC down , and me up !

I Claim the Hill ! ^^

 

[Zelda's_Child]

Zelda's_Child's taser is also a powerful hookshot, as she has said before. Zelda's Child tasers herself up the hill, then shoves Master off.

Zelda's Child claims the hill!!