King of the Hill!

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

We fight to the death and since I fight until the fight is won...

I claim the hill.

 

[AwesomeTingle]

Your battle was so legendary, it wore you out. You laid down on the hill and took a nap. Big mistake. I thrust a knife through your heart.
I claim the hill.

 

[Jedizora]

I use my anti milk gun witch makes you burn when you touch milk and shrink you and put you in a gallon of milk.
I claim the hill.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

You decide to leave your hill, unguarded, while you go trick or treating.

I claim the hill.

 

[Magatha]

You run screaming from the hill when you see a mob of angry trick or treaters marching up the hill, demanding candy!
I claim the hill!

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

I trip you while you're holding a mirror. Not wanting to harm us with your bad luck you move to a remote location in Himalayan Mountains for seven years.

I claim the hill.

 

[Magatha]

I arm myself with all 300some of my 4-leaf clovers to ward off bad luck. I then throw 13 black cats on the hill, and you leave to avoid all the bad luck!
I claim the hill!!!

 

[Zelda's_Child]

I have a police taser gun. You die.

I claim the hill!

 

[NaviGator]

I summon this guy with my ocarina and he stares at you until you go off the hill.
I claim the hill with mr. Emptiness by my side.

 

[Zelda's_Child]

I shoot him with my taser. You die of lonliness.

I claim the hill.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Aliens abduct Weegee leaving you defenseless, then I put on my Deku Mask and cover you in snot.

I claim the hill.

 

[AwesomeTingle]

I send a dog out to kill you. (remember the dog in MM)
I claim the hill

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

I remember that dog.. and I have some unfinished business with it...
Then I do the same to you for sending it after me.

I claim the hill.

 

[Swordbomb]

i fire i giant laser at you

i claim the hill and i kill all with my laser and laser cuccos!!!!!!

 

[Mr.Verto]

It is all in your imagination.

I claim the hill