Hotel Jimbo

[AwdryFan1997]

Inspector: 900. Gotta go

Jimbo: Well, uh, I'm not sure we'll be able to get you the money right now, but I'm certain we can make a deal at a later date...

?: Hold it!

Jimbo: Gah! Who are you?

?: That doesn't matter right now. Did you say you were in need of money? Because do I have a deal for you!

Jimbo: Tell me who you are, and maybe I'll consider accepting it!

?: You don't really have a choice. You're gonna help me run Hotel Mario out of business, or this Inspector will expose your murder attempt!

Jimbo: Fine! What exactly do you want, strange individual?

?: I'll pay off the Waddle Doo and give you an extra 100,000 coins if you kidnap Mario for me!

Jimbo: Uh... hm...

(Jimbo, attempted murderer, briber, will do anything for his company)
(?, mysterious individual, hates Mario, has access to a large sum of money)

 

[Waffle Dee]

Inspector: Sorry, I won’t accept external money.

 

[AwdryFan1997]

Inspector: Sorry, I won’t accept external money.

Jimbo: Then that settles it. You'll have to find your money elsewhere.

?: Ha! You're screwed, buddy! Have fun in jail!

Jimbo: You fool! No prison can hold me!

?: I don't care if that's true or not. My money is better spent elsewhere. Why bail someone out of jail when I can get the Fighters' Pass for Smash Ultimate?

Jimbo: What? No! Hashtag FreeMelee!

?: Sephiroth just got in.

Jimbo: Nevermind.

 

[Waffle Dee]

Inspector: You dont need money to pay me. Just a calm night, I know you tried to kill me because you like this place. Still, 5 stars are out of reach. 4.3.

 

[AwdryFan1997]

Inspector: You dont need money to pay me. Just a calm night, I know you tried to kill me because you like this place. Still, 5 stars are out of reach. 4.3.

*Jimbo sighs in relief.*

Jimbo: Yes, sir. Enjoy your stay. If you need anything, call the main lobby. The number is scrawled on a Post-It note stuck to the phone.

*Jimbo has forgotten that the phones no longer work.*

?: Bah! If you refuse to accept my offer, then I'll leak this myself!

Jimbo: Good luck! Who would ever believe some mysterious individual who is only ever identified by a question mark?

?: I'll pay them to believe me. They won't have a choice when they see how rich I am! Wahaha!

*Jimbo rips off the fake mustache, exposing the real mustache.*

Jimbo: Holy cow! It's a fat yellow Mario!

Wario: *sigh* Yes, that's exactly who I am.

(Jimbo, owner of Journey Inn, attempted murderer)
(Wario, rival of Mario, obsessed with money, intends to take over Hotel Mario and rename it Hotel Wario)

 

[Waffle Dee]

Inspector: *Enters the room* *Closes the door* *Goes to sleep*

 

[AwdryFan1997]

Inspector: *Enters the room* *Closes the door* *Goes to sleep*

Jimbo: *whispering* Hey, fat yellow Mario, let's quietly walk back to the elevator so we don't wake up the inspector.

Wario: *not whispering* Okie dokey!

*Wario stomps down the hallway, farting loudly with every step.*

Jimbo: SHHHHHHH!!!!

*Wario chuckles. Jimbo reluctantly gets in the elevator with him.*

*In the main lobby, Mario is nowhere to be found, having left to continue managing his own hotel.*

Jimbo: Hey, fat yellow Mario? How can you be here when there's another fat yellow Mario there?

*Another Wario is standing in the corner, picking his nose.*

Wario: Uh-oh.

 

[Waffle Dee]

Inspector: ....
*Enters a Dream Library*
Luna: ...What Dream do you want?

 

[AwdryFan1997]

==Meanwhile==
*Mario furiously storms into Hotel Mario. His co-manager and brother, Luigi, is sitting at the receptionist's desk.*

Luigi: Hello, valued customer! Would you like a room?

Mario: I'm not in the mood for games, bro. We've got to focus all efforts on taking down that Journey Inn place.

Luigi: What? You said they'd be out of business within seconds of us opening here!

Mario: Some crackpot inspector gave our million-coin hotel a 2.5 out of 5!

*Luigi falls out of his chair.*

Luigi: What? That's impossible! What did the other guys get?

Mario: That's the thing, Luigi. They got a 4.3.

Luigi: Out of ten?

Mario: Out of five!

Luigi: Oh, no... this isn't good...

Mario: Listen to me, Luigi. The Mushroom Kingdom is in it's greatest economic downturn since the Great Anxiety. This international videogame hotel is our last hope to save the country! We've gotta run those OCs outta business!

Luigi: Shouldn't we just buy them out?

Mario: We ain't got the funds. Damn, communism is sounding really good right now...

Luigi: So... what should we do?

Mario: I hate to say it... but we might have to sabotage 'em. Get your plumbing tools, Luigi. Journey Inn's about to have a code brown.

 

[Dark Boo]

Gwonam: Hello, sir. I would like one room please.

 

[AwdryFan1997]

Gwonam: Hello, sir. I would like one room please.

At Journey Inn or Hotel Mario?

Jimbo: Oh, splendid. Say, you look like a smart guy, mind helping with these two Warios? Because one of them's an impostor who needs to be ejected.

 

[Dark Boo]

At Journey Inn or Hotel Mario?

Jimbo: Oh, splendid. Say, you look like a smart guy, mind helping with these two Warios? Because one of them's an impostor who needs to be ejected.

<Hotel Mario>
Gwonam: Alright, which one of you loves Princess Shokora?

 

[AwdryFan1997]

<Hotel Mario>
Gwonam: Alright, which one of you loves Princess Shokora?

Oh... well, too late for that, I suppose.

Wario 1: Who? I mean, uh...

Wario 2: Is that bad or good to do that? I don't wanna seem sus.

 

[Long John Spaghetti]

*For some unexplained reason, Luigi walks into the hotel*

Luigi: ...can I get a room? Please? U-Uh, I need a room...

 

[AwdryFan1997]

*For some unexplained reason, Luigi walks into the hotel*

Luigi: ...can I get a room? Please? U-Uh, I need a room...

Jimbo: Oh, great now there's a green Mario.

*Jimbo inhales and tries to be as welcoming as possible.*

Jimbo: Wwwwwould you like a great room or a just good room?