Long John Spaghetti
It’s all in a name
Lenna: Are you listening?
Luigi: Huh? Oh, sorry, I couldn't hear you, I was listening.
Lenna: Are you listening?
Lenna: No you weren't. You weren't listening.Luigi: Huh? Oh, sorry, I couldn't hear you, I was listening.
*Meanwhile, Magus is hanging Dalton's head on the wall of his hotel room.*
Jimbo: Sir, we have a no-hunting-trophy policy-
*Magus casts Lightning 2. This only makes Jimbo more powerful, however.*
Jimbo: Mmmmacho Power!
*Jimbo is now Jumbo.*
*The now swole Jimbo sees the customer.**Then, a customer walks in*
Angry Video Game Nerd: Hey, I'd like a roo- Woah what the **** did I walk into?!
*The now swole Jimbo sees the customer.*
Jumbo: Oh, hi! Would you like a room?
Magus: You're still offering rooms at your inn during a battle?
Jumbo: I WANT MY MOOLAH
*Jumbo, who is a lot less intelligent and has far less manners than Jimbo, chucks a room key at the AVGN.*AVGN: Ah, whatever. Just gimme a room and make it snappy. I got **** to take care of.
*Jumbo, who is a lot less intelligent and has far less manners than Jimbo, chucks a room key at the AVGN.*
ShyHo: Luigi, are you and Ruby in a relationship?
ShyHo: Awesome! That's cool. Why don't you hold hands?*They glace at each other*
Luigi: N-
Ruby: Yes!
ShyHo: Awesome! That's cool. Why don't you hold hands?
ShyHo: I've been with Lenna for like, 10 years and we got married very recently. Now that you're a couple, when's your first date?Ruby: Well, we only started today...
ShyHo: I've been with Lenna for like, 10 years and we got married very recently. Now that you're a couple, when's your first date?