Good Bad Worse

[Sheik]

Worse: Bubsy looks like Conker because Conker is Bubsy's son. When Conker finds this out, he is enraged that his father, Bubsy, left him when he was young and burns down Bubsy Church. The worshippers of Bubsy lead a manhunt to track down and kill Conker, but they mistake lots of squirrels for Conker and they kill all the squirrels, leading squirrels to become extinct. Later, a contagious disease brings chaos to the earth, but the only cure for it is to cover yourself in squirrel fur, but the squirrels are extinct, so everybody dies. The end.

 

[Dragoncat]

Epic lol. Even though a bobcat probably can't have a son that's a squirrel.

Good: You get a free Wii U.

 

[Sheik]

Epic lol. Even though a bobcat probably can't have a son that's a squirrel.

Bubsy is all-powerful. He can have whatever son he chooses.

Bad: you actually stole it

 

[Dragoncat]

Worse: The cops caught you and now you have to go to jail.

 

[Mellow Ezlo]

Good: Chocolate covered dwarf hats

 

[Sadia]

Bad: The dwarfs bite you when you try and take their delicious hats

 

[Mellow Ezlo]

Worse: They were all infected with a deadly disease

Good: Getting lots of chocolate on Halloween!

 

[Keeseman]

Bad: It's cheap chocolate. Not like Hershey's or anything, but like that lame cheap piece of one chocolate that kinda sucks. Yeah, that.

 

[Sadia]

Worse: You still eat it..... because you're kinda cheap yourself.

Good: The holiday season

 

[Dragoncat]

Bad: Your family is all weirdos.

 

[Mellow Ezlo]

Worse: Your only sane family member gets sucked through a black hole and winds up in a manipulated version of Hyrule in which Epona is replaced by Rainbow Dash and Ganondorf is secretly an oversized Mexican gremlin.

Good: Obtaining the triforce of derp.

 

[Sirmat]

Bad: Putting it on, only to find out that it hinders your skills.

 

[TriFiERCE]

Worse: Ganon is able to kill you because of this.

Good: You get a life time supply of Mtn Dew.

 

[Mellow Ezlo]

Bad: It was poisoned

 

[Dragoncat]

Worse: The poison burns you from the inside out and you die.

Good: You find true love.