Funny or Memorable IM or Shoutbox Conversations.

[Spiritual Mask Salesman]

[06:39:46:UTC] Terminus : And with that I'm out
[06:39:04:UTC] Terminus : Sad violin song
[06:38:03:UTC] キラ : Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
[06:37:58:UTC] キラ : For reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeealllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
[06:37:51:UTC] キラ : Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
[06:35:30:UTC] キラ : replied to thread General Leaving/Returning/Change-in-Activity Thread
[06:34:08:UTC] Satan : :coolhecks:
[06:33:28:UTC] Terminus : You would be but another member joined with that name
[06:31:50:UTC] kodachrome : replied to thread What Did You Do Today/What Are You Currently Doing?
[06:31:49:UTC] キラ : Though, I'm not sure if I am eligible for a name change.
[06:31:28:UTC] キラ : Though I would also like to change my name back to Ghost
[06:31:16:UTC] キラ : I would like to come back to these forums
[06:31:01:UTC] キラ : Boo

 

[Pen]

Aug 17, 2015 at 4:31 PM - @Pendio: For how long has the Arcade been gone?
Aug 17, 2015 at 4:31 PM - @Locke: besides delting fourms
Aug 17, 2015 at 4:32 PM - @Satan: rep blew it up
Aug 17, 2015 at 4:32 PM - @Pendio: Really? lol
Aug 17, 2015 at 4:32 PM - @Satan: should blow up the shoutbox next
Aug 17, 2015 at 4:32 PM - @Locke: yesterday
Aug 17, 2015 at 4:32 PM - @Pendio: Why did he blow it up?
Aug 17, 2015 at 4:33 PM - @Satan: because it triggered too many people
Aug 17, 2015 at 4:33 PM - @Locke: there was some unsportsmanlike conduct
Aug 17, 2015 at 4:33 PM - @Satan: i wasnt done torturing myself with flappy cheep cheep
Aug 17, 2015 at 4:33 PM - @Satan: rip
Aug 17, 2015 at 4:33 PM - @Pendio: omg XD
Aug 17, 2015 at 4:35 PM - @Satan: trigger warning: flash games
Aug 17, 2015 at 4:35 PM - @Locke: He never installed Nanaca Crash =(
Aug 17, 2015 at 4:39 PM - @Satan: horribly oppressive
Aug 17, 2015 at 4:42 PM - @Repentance: ='[

 

[Terminus]

10:49 PM - Pendio: I have a Pendio fetish.

 

[Spiritual Mask Salesman]

[14:21:32:UTC] Spiritual Mask Salesman : this conversation is going on the funny SB conversations thread!
[14:21:23:UTC] G-King : I think that is a hidden area inbuilt by the witches during the making of the temple
[14:21:05:UTC] Spiritual Mask Salesman : lol
[14:20:40:UTC] G-King : their noses were grown magically to enable them to fill their lungs more efficiently
[14:20:40:UTC] Shironagi : Question is, the boss door is blocked by a grate door and a stone face so how do gerudo get in there?
[14:20:03:UTC] G-King : Kotake and Koume probably throw magic herbs into the fire on a regular basis and inhale the smoke
[14:19:10:UTC] Shironagi : two*
[14:19:05:UTC] Shironagi : What if it takes too people to open the hidden drug lair?
[14:18:56:UTC] Shironagi : The spirit temple guys..... You can latch onto the bewbs in the statue room
[14:18:41:UTC] G-King : Yeah I bet she does
[14:17:56:UTC] Spiritual Mask Salesman : I've heard the old hag in Kakariko works with the lakeside lab guy to make a super concentrated zora buttcrack juice
[14:17:49:UTC] G-King : Dunno, Ganondorf enjoys roids, growth hormone and cocaine
[14:17:31:UTC] Shironagi : Ganondorf musta been on something cuz he is all green
[14:17:22:UTC] Shironagi : Hmm so what a bout the gerudo?
[14:17:19:UTC] G-King : now they only drink milk but the damage is done
[14:17:13:UTC] Shironagi : Poor hylians
[14:17:10:UTC] G-King : because their parents drank water when they were in the womb
[14:16:52:UTC] G-King : Actually most hylans have foetal buttcrackjuice syndrome
[14:16:42:UTC] Shironagi : Those magic beans are supossitories
[14:16:27:UTC] Shironagi : Zoras are on butt crack juice
[14:16:21:UTC] Spiritual Mask Salesman : Most hylians are addicted to Magic beans
[14:16:16:UTC] Shironagi : Gorons are on crystal salt
[14:16:13:UTC] G-King : The lakeside Laboatory guy manufactures the hard stuff
[14:15:52:UTC] Shironagi : Is that why they be so stunted
[14:15:39:UTC] Spiritual Mask Salesman : Most Koriki are on forest mushrooms
[14:15:22:UTC] G-King : There is a big market for product.
[14:15:04:UTC] G-King : Most of Hyrules inhabitants are on something
[14:14:06:UTC] Pendio : replied to thread What Did You Do Today/What Are You Currently Doing?
[14:13:05:UTC] Shironagi : THAT'S WHY HE FLOATS
[14:13:01:UTC] Shironagi : Tingle is a drug dealer now it's confirmed
[14:11:39:UTC] Spiritual Mask Salesman : :straightuptingle:
[14:11:32:UTC] G-King : KOOLOO LIMPAH!
[14:11:19:UTC] Spiritual Mask Salesman : I get mine from Tingle
[14:10:59:UTC] Spiritual Mask Salesman : A liitle bit of both, really it depends on your provider
[14:06:47:UTC] Shironagi : I didn't know you COULD snort clouds. Are they as fluffy as they say? or just damp with hylia theories?
[14:05:22:UTC] Spiritual Mask Salesman : the other possibility is city in the sky theories
[14:04:32:UTC] Spiritual Mask Salesman : snorting clouds is two sided, sometime it brings skyloft theories
[14:03:54:UTC] Shironagi : I AM FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[14:03:51:UTC] Shironagi : so quiet
[13:54:08:UTC] Shironagi : Heh, sitting in the heart of a forest can leaf you with deku theories
[13:51:25:UTC] Spiritual Mask Salesman : Using Hot Magma burns my brain with Goron theories
[13:50:28:UTC] Shironagi : Yea those are annoying, i once tried the depths of the sea but kept getting swept away with zora theories
[13:49:50:UTC] Spiritual Mask Salesman : I've tried Axle plane before but all I ever get are Dark Interloper theories...
[13:48:49:UTC] Shironagi : I do ^^ i sit on a Himalayan mountain in an induced coma and wait for the thoughts of the multiverse to pour through my butt to create theories
[13:48:19:UTC] Spiritual Mask Salesman : I like to just say that I do to joke
[13:48:01:UTC] Spiritual Mask Salesman : I have no strange method of getting ideas for theories
[13:47:41:UTC] Spiritual Mask Salesman : yeah, joking
[13:45:40:UTC] Ari : replied to thread What Did You Do Today/What Are You Currently Doing?
[13:44:38:UTC] Shironagi : i can't look at BestZDers it's like looking at an LSD trip
[13:44:20:UTC] Shironagi : I KNEW IT

 

[Terminus]

[8/25/15, 12:24:58 PM] Yellow Hero: No you're doing it cause you love me
[8/25/15, 12:25:12 PM] Eric the Red: nobody loves you trip
[8/25/15, 12:25:23 PM] Yellow Hero: I love me
[8/25/15, 12:25:28 PM] Yellow Hero: And that's all that matters
[8/25/15, 12:25:32 PM] Eric the Red: therefore you're a nobody
[8/25/15, 12:25:34 PM] Eric the Red: whoosh

 

[DekuNut]

In the Skype group instead of the SB, but close 'nuff.

[10:15:38 PM] DARK MASTER ♛۩͇̿V͇̿I͇̿P͇̿۩♛: I liked Mulan's song.
[10:17:42 PM] Kevin Phan: Let's get down to business to defeat the Huns!
[10:18:57 PM] Chase DekuNut: Did they send me daughters when I asked for sons? (Thinking back, this line makes me laugh)
[10:24:27 PM] Leah: Sooo
[10:24:46 PM] Leah: I'm back at el ER
[10:25:07 PM] Kevin Phan: You're the saddest bunch I ever met
[10:25:15 PM] Chase DekuNut: Too late man
[10:25:15 PM] Kevin Phan: But you can bet before we're through
[10:25:20 PM] Chase DekuNut: eh, screw it
[10:25:22 PM] Kevin Phan: Mr. I'll make a man out of you
[10:25:31 PM] Chase DekuNut: Never gonna catch my breath
[10:25:39 PM] Kevin Phan: Say goodbye to those who knew me
[10:25:49 PM] Chase DekuNut: Oh, I was a fool in school for cutting gym
[10:26:05 PM] Kevin Phan: This guy's got them scared to death
[10:26:16 PM] Chase DekuNut: Hope that they don't see right through me
[10:26:27 PM] Kevin Phan: Now I really wish that I knew how to swim
[10:26:30 PM] Chase DekuNut: BE A MAN
[10:26:37 PM] Kevin Phan: We must be swift as a coursing river
[10:26:39 PM] Chase DekuNut: BE A MAN
[10:27:05 PM] Kevin Phan: With all the force of a great typhoon
[10:27:08 PM] Chase DekuNut: BE A MAN
[10:27:08 PM] Matt: [10:18 PM] Chase DekuNut:

<<< Did they send me daughters when I asked for sons? (Thinking back, this line makes me laugh)Culturally accurate though. That's always been a thing in China.
[10:27:24 PM] Chase DekuNut: I know, but still makes me laugh looking at who the main character of the movie is
[10:27:58 PM] Kevin Phan: We're not done yet
[10:27:59 PM] Kevin Phan: D:
[10:28:03 PM] Chase DekuNut: I know. Keep going
[10:28:09 PM] Kevin Phan: BE A MAN
[10:28:15 PM] Chase DekuNut: ... I said that already
[10:28:23 PM] Kevin Phan: With all the strength of a raging fire
[10:28:27 PM] Maddie: What're you back at the ER for?
[10:28:31 PM] Chase DekuNut: And mysterious as the dark side of the moon!
[10:28:39 PM] Kevin Phan: Time is racing toward us
[10:28:46 PM] Chase DekuNut: til the Hunts arrive
[10:29:04 PM] Kevin Phan: Heed my every order
[10:29:05 PM] Djinn: ...I'm not sad
[10:29:08 PM] Kevin Phan: And you might survive
[10:29:18 PM] Chase DekuNut: You're unfit for the rage of war
[10:29:23 PM] Chase DekuNut: So pack up, go home, you're through
[10:29:31 PM] Kevin Phan: How could I make a man out of you?
[10:29:42 PM] Chase DekuNut: BE A MAN
[10:30:07 PM] Kevin Phan: We must be swift as a coursing river
[10:30:12 PM] Chase DekuNut: BE A MAN
[10:30:51 PM] Kevin Phan: With all the force of a great typhoon
[10:30:56 PM] Chase DekuNut: BE A MAN
[10:31:04 PM] Kevin Phan: With all the strength of a raging fire
[10:31:07 PM] Chase DekuNut: BE A MAN
[10:31:10 PM] Kevin Phan: Mysterious as the dark side of the moon
[10:31:29 PM] Chase DekuNut: Realizes we skipped a verse earlier
[10:31:32 PM] Chase DekuNut: Great
[10:31:42 PM] Kevin Phan: LOL
[10:31:46 PM] DARK MASTER ♛۩͇̿V͇̿I͇̿P͇̿۩♛: Wow.
[10:32:09 PM] DARK MASTER ♛۩͇̿V͇̿I͇̿P͇̿۩♛: That was amazing.
[10:32:12 PM] Chase DekuNut: So... keep going with the chorus?
[10:32:17 PM] Chase DekuNut: We must be swift as the coursing river
[10:32:23 PM] DARK MASTER ♛۩͇̿V͇̿I͇̿P͇̿۩♛: BE A MAN!
[10:32:25 PM] Kevin Phan: Key change mofo
[10:32:26 PM] Djinn: you ruined everything
[10:32:41 PM] Chase DekuNut: With all the force of a great typhoon
[10:32:43 PM] Leah: WITH ALL THE FORCE OF A GREAT TYPHOON
[10:32:48 PM] DARK MASTER ♛۩͇̿V͇̿I͇̿P͇̿۩♛: Djinn, stop being as dark as the moon!
[10:32:55 PM] Chase DekuNut: (rofl)
[10:32:56 PM] Kevin Phan: Guys
[10:33:01 PM] Kevin Phan: You messed it up
[10:33:02 PM] Kevin Phan: d:
[10:33:03 PM] Kevin Phan: D:
[10:33:10 PM] Chase DekuNut: Don't listen to them! We can do this!
[10:33:12 PM] Chase DekuNut: BE A MAn
[10:33:13 PM] Kevin Phan: We must be swift as a coursing river
[10:33:39 PM] Leah: WITH ALL THE FORCE OF A GREAT TYPHOON
[10:33:42 PM] Chase DekuNut: We must be swift as the coursing river[10:32 PM] Leah:

<<< WITH ALL THE FORCE OF A GREAT TYPHOON
[10:33:46 PM] Chase DekuNut: You're behind on the times
[10:33:53 PM] Chase DekuNut: BE A MAN
[10:33:53 PM] Kevin Phan: LOL
[10:34:01 PM] Leah: Shh
[10:34:04 PM] Kevin Phan: With all the strength of a raging fire
[10:34:09 PM] DARK MASTER ♛۩͇̿V͇̿I͇̿P͇̿۩♛:
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon
[10:34:11 PM] Chase DekuNut: And mysterious as the dark side of
[10:34:14 PM] Chase DekuNut: All together now
[10:34:16 PM] Chase DekuNut: THE MOON!!!!!!!!
[10:34:22 PM] DARK MASTER ♛۩͇̿V͇̿I͇̿P͇̿۩♛: BE A MAN!
[10:34:28 PM] Kevin Phan: We must be swift as a coursing river
[10:34:35 PM] DARK MASTER ♛۩͇̿V͇̿I͇̿P͇̿۩♛: BE A MAN!
[10:34:41 PM] Chase DekuNut: With all the force of a great typhoon!
[10:34:49 PM] Kevin Phan: BE A MAN
[10:34:50 PM] Chase DekuNut: With all the strength of a raging fire
[10:34:57 PM] DARK MASTER ♛۩͇̿V͇̿I͇̿P͇̿۩♛: Mysterious as the dark side of the moon!
[10:35:00 PM] Chase DekuNut: HWA!
[10:35:06 PM] Kevin Phan: ONE MORE TIME
[10:35:14 PM] Chase DekuNut: One word at a time
[10:35:15 PM] Chase DekuNut: We
[10:35:23 PM] Kevin Phan: From the top
[10:35:25 PM] DARK MASTER ♛۩͇̿V͇̿I͇̿P͇̿۩♛: No!
[10:35:28 PM] DARK MASTER ♛۩͇̿V͇̿I͇̿P͇̿۩♛: Wait!
[10:35:29 PM] Leah: Let's get down to business
[10:35:34 PM] Kevin Phan: To defeat the Huns!
[10:35:42 PM] Chase DekuNut: Did they send me daughters when I asked for sons?
[10:35:43 PM] DARK MASTER ♛۩͇̿V͇̿I͇̿P͇̿۩♛: Time is racing toward us till the Huns arrive Heed my every order and you might survive You're unsuited for the rage of war
So pack up, go home you're through How could I make a man out of you?
[10:35:53 PM] Kevin Phan: You're the saddest bunch I ever met
[10:36:01 PM] Chase DekuNut: But you can bet before we're through
[10:36:13 PM] Kevin Phan: Mister, I'll make a man out of you
[10:36:35 PM] Kevin Phan: Tranquil as a forest
[10:37:00 PM] Chase DekuNut: But a fire within
[10:37:09 PM] Kevin Phan: Once you find your centre
[10:37:11 PM] Chase DekuNut: You are sure to win
[10:37:22 PM] Kevin Phan: You're a spinless, pale, pathetic lot
[10:37:33 PM] Chase DekuNut: And you haven't got a clue
[10:37:43 PM] Kevin Phan: Somehow I'll make a man out of you
[10:37:45 PM] Chase DekuNut: Never gonna catch my breath
[10:37:57 PM] Kevin Phan: Say goodbye to those who knew me
[10:38:00 PM] Chase DekuNut: Oh, I was a fool in school for cutting gym
[10:38:09 PM] Kevin Phan: This guy's got them scared to death
[10:38:18 PM] Chase DekuNut: Hope he doesn't see right through me
[10:38:22 PM] Kevin Phan: Now I really wish that I knew how to swim
[10:38:28 PM] Chase DekuNut: BE A MAN
[10:38:32 PM] Kevin Phan: We must be swift as a coursing river
[10:38:34 PM] Chase DekuNut: BE A MAN
[10:38:39 PM] Kevin Phan: With all the force of a great typhoon!
[10:38:43 PM] Chase DekuNut: BE A MAN
[10:38:51 PM] Kevin Phan: With all the strength of a raging fire
[10:38:52 PM] Chase DekuNut: Mysterious as the dark side of the moon!
[10:38:59 PM] Chase DekuNut: NOW DM
[10:38:59 PM] Kevin Phan: Time is racing toward us
[10:39:04 PM] Chase DekuNut: Til the Huns arrive
[10:39:12 PM] Kevin Phan: Heed my every order
[10:39:19 PM] Chase DekuNut: And you're sure... to win!
[10:39:24 PM] Kevin Phan: You're unsuited for the rage of war
[10:39:33 PM] Chase DekuNut: Pack up, go home, you're through
[10:39:37 PM] Kevin Phan: How could I make a man out of you?
[10:39:39 PM] Chase DekuNut: BE A MAN
[10:39:49 PM] Kevin Phan: We must be swift as a coursing river
[10:39:50 PM] Chase DekuNut: BE A MAN
[10:39:55 PM] Kevin Phan: With all the force of a great typhoon
[10:39:58 PM] Chase DekuNut: BE A MAN
[10:40:03 PM] Kevin Phan: With all the strength of a raging fire
[10:40:12 PM] Chase DekuNut: And mysterious as the dark side of the moon!
[10:40:18 PM] Kevin Phan: BE A MAN
[10:40:19 PM] Chase DekuNut: We must be swift as a coursing river!
[10:40:24 PM] Kevin Phan: BE A MAN
[10:40:25 PM] Chase DekuNut: With all the force of a great typhoon!
[10:40:29 PM] Kevin Phan: BE A MAN
[10:40:32 PM] Chase DekuNut: With all the strength of a raging fire
[10:40:36 PM] Kevin Phan: Mysterious as the dark side of the moon
[10:40:46 PM] Kevin Phan: HOOOO-HA!!!!
[10:40:55 PM] Chase DekuNut: HWA!
[10:41:03 PM] Kevin Phan: Phew I'm beat
[10:41:07 PM] Chase DekuNut: We did it that time though
[10:41:11 PM] Chase DekuNut: All the way through
[10:41:19 PM] Kevin Phan: Yeah I know
[10:41:25 PM] Chase DekuNut: High five man

 

[Terminus]

[8:24:00 PM] Byser: Go back to playing Fall Scrolls and Elder out or whatever you play

banter

 

[Azure Sage]

6:33 PM - Satan: i'll grant you amazing 200cc skills if you sell me your soul curm uwu
6:33 PM - Azure Sage: even jesus needs a miracle to win at 200cc
6:33 PM - TheRizardon: no
6:33 PM - Curmudgeon: is anyone?
6:33 PM - Satan: no
6:33 PM - Azure Sage: is he good at 200cc
6:32 PM - Satan: jesus and i play mariokart together a lot
6:32 PM - Girl of the Kokiri: *sings* Jesus get a license, you cannot even drive, get back here with my car.
6:31 PM - Curmudgeon: jesus take the wheel. no. stop. what are you doing? can you even drive stick?
6:31 PM - Girl of the Kokiri: holy crap XD
6:31 PM - Azure Sage: yes i don't believe in jesus's automobile skills sue me
6:30 PM - Satan: im going to set this shoutbox on fire
6:30 PM - Azure Sage: israeli out of my control im afraid
6:30 PM - Satan: you're just one of those non-believers arent you
6:30 PM - Girl of the Kokiri: Azure... could jew not?
6:30 PM - Satan: jesus hydroplanes hardcore
6:29 PM - Azure Sage: uwu
6:29 PM - Satan: az get out
6:29 PM - Azure Sage: he couldn't do it
6:29 PM - Azure Sage: he said he could drive it on water like he walks on water
6:28 PM - Girl of the Kokiri: Or, he just had a bloody mary XP
6:28 PM - Satan: driving under the influence of the Blood of Christ KEK
6:28 PM - Satan: did he wreck it
6:28 PM - Azure Sage: jesus stole my mercedes! :goodness:
6:27 PM - Girl of the Kokiri: Did you check behind the wheel of a car?
6:26 PM - Satan: :mods:
6:26 PM - Curmudgeon: 404 - savior not found
6:25 PM - Azure Sage: :hepl:

---

this conversation was a religious experience

 

[(◕‿◕✿)]

6:33 PM - Satan: i'll grant you amazing 200cc skills if you sell me your soul curm uwu
6:33 PM - Azure Sage: even jesus needs a miracle to win at 200cc
6:33 PM - TheRizardon: no
6:33 PM - Curmudgeon: is anyone?
6:33 PM - Satan: no
6:33 PM - Azure Sage: is he good at 200cc
6:32 PM - Satan: jesus and i play mariokart together a lot
6:32 PM - Girl of the Kokiri: *sings* Jesus get a license, you cannot even drive, get back here with my car.
6:31 PM - Curmudgeon: jesus take the wheel. no. stop. what are you doing? can you even drive stick?
6:31 PM - Girl of the Kokiri: holy crap XD
6:31 PM - Azure Sage: yes i don't believe in jesus's automobile skills sue me
6:30 PM - Satan: im going to set this shoutbox on fire
6:30 PM - Azure Sage: israeli out of my control im afraid
6:30 PM - Satan: you're just one of those non-believers arent you
6:30 PM - Girl of the Kokiri: Azure... could jew not?
6:30 PM - Satan: jesus hydroplanes hardcore
6:29 PM - Azure Sage: uwu
6:29 PM - Satan: az get out
6:29 PM - Azure Sage: he couldn't do it
6:29 PM - Azure Sage: he said he could drive it on water like he walks on water
6:28 PM - Girl of the Kokiri: Or, he just had a bloody mary XP
6:28 PM - Satan: driving under the influence of the Blood of Christ KEK
6:28 PM - Satan: did he wreck it
6:28 PM - Azure Sage: jesus stole my mercedes! :goodness:
6:27 PM - Girl of the Kokiri: Did you check behind the wheel of a car?
6:26 PM - Satan: :mods:
6:26 PM - Curmudgeon: 404 - savior not found
6:25 PM - Azure Sage: :hepl:

---

this conversation was a religious experience

you really need to :hepl:

 

[Spiritual Mask Salesman]

[21:05:28:UTC] (◕‿◕✿) : xenophobic section could have a weeaboo thread in which weeaboos learn that japan actually hates them
[21:05:03:UTC] G-King : Bring back the darksiders forums
[21:04:23:UTC] G-King : xenophobic section? I dont think that would go down well
[21:04:19:UTC] TheRizardon : hey we should add back the gengame section too!
[21:04:17:UTC] Crus@der77x : Xenforoburado.
[21:03:53:UTC] Satan : a xenforo section
[21:03:44:UTC] Shironagi : for Xenomorphs? YEA ALIENA
[21:03:29:UTC] Crus@der77x : And a section for Xen-- *shot*
[21:03:16:UTC] TheRizardon : yes!
[21:02:42:UTC] Satan : let's add a splatoon section
[21:02:02:UTC] TheRizardon : and then leave it like that
[21:01:53:UTC] Crus@der77x : delt the forumz
[21:01:46:UTC] TheRizardon : delete all the members
[21:01:42:UTC] TheRizardon : delete all the threads
[21:01:38:UTC] TheRizardon : lets like, just delete all the emotes
[21:01:21:UTC] TheRizardon : hey guys i have a really good idea on how to improve the forums!

 

[Wolf Sage]

[8/21/2015 9:19:31 PM] Jimbo-sama: what's with the lenny in your name?
[8/21/2015 10:57:43 PM] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): He was based off of, so I put him in a username
[8/21/2015 10:59:32 PM] Jimbo-sama: A.
[8/21/2015 11:00:25 PM] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): Rare peepee
[8/21/2015 11:00:54 PM] Jimbo-sama: don't say the 1 word
[8/21/2015 11:01:31 PM] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): Denim panties
[8/21/2015 11:02:20 PM] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): One ring to rule the mall
[8/21/2015 11:03:20 PM] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): (monkey)
[8/21/2015 11:04:29 PM] Jimbo-sama: Legate Lanius
[8/21/2015 11:04:54 PM] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): He was off of in a war the
[8/21/2015 11:11:02 PM] Jimbo-sama: The Second Battle of Hoover Dam
[8/21/2015 11:11:47 PM] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): There were three grenade tirado a la gente
[8/21/2015 11:13:15 PM] Jimbo-sama: General Lee Oliver
[8/21/2015 11:15:11 PM] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): likes olives
[8/21/2015 11:15:30 PM] Jimbo-sama: The
[8/21/2015 11:17:28 PM] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): Bime
[8/21/2015 11:17:51 PM] Jimbo-sama: was
[8/21/2015 11:18:25 PM] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): lime
[8/21/2015 11:20:39 PM] Jimbo-sama: and
[8/21/2015 11:20:51 PM] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): thyme
[8/21/2015 11:21:20 PM] Jimbo-sama: while
[8/21/2015 11:21:44 PM] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): he
[8/21/2015 11:22:23 PM] Jimbo-sama: had
[8/21/2015 11:24:12 PM] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): a
[8/21/2015 11:24:47 PM] Jimbo-sama: wide
[8/21/2015 11:25:14 PM] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): an-
[8/21/2015 11:25:17 PM] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): imal cracker
[8/21/2015 11:26:26 PM] Jimbo-sama: and he also hated rich people.
[8/21/2015 11:30:15 PM] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): Indeed, he punched Oprah in the hot pocket.
[8/21/2015 11:30:23 PM] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): I read it in Hyrule Historia.
[8/21/2015 11:30:39 PM] Jimbo-sama: he though opra was a chimpanzee
[8/21/2015 11:30:54 PM] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): She's rich in bananas.
[8/21/2015 11:31:15 PM] Jimbo-sama: and a ni-
[8/21/2015 11:31:16 PM] Jimbo-sama: ce person
[8/21/2015 11:34:20 PM] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): with a donut fe-
[8/21/2015 11:34:22 PM] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): tish
[8/21/2015 11:34:25 PM] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): lol
[8/21/2015 11:34:34 PM] Jimbo-sama: she shoved them up her ASS
[8/21/2015 11:35:00 PM] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): yeah that's where she keeps all her food
[8/21/2015 11:35:36 PM] Jimbo-sama: and that's how she eats it
[8/21/2015 11:36:18 PM] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): yep her anus has teeth
[8/21/2015 11:36:56 PM] Jimbo-sama: and a tongue
[8/21/2015 11:37:30 PM] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): and her buttongue is like 12 feet in length according to hyrule historia
[8/21/2015 11:40:44 PM] Jimbo-sama: Bime is on a quest to sever the tongue and wear it as a band for a trophy
[8/21/2015 11:41:29 PM] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): oprah has several guard dogs tho and theyre all basically cerberuseseses
[8/21/2015 11:46:05 PM] Jimbo-sama: Legion mongrels
[8/21/2015 11:46:46 PM] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): Egg.

--

[8/18/2015 12:01:13 AM] Keri-chan: What
[8/18/2015 12:01:20 AM] Keri-chan: ****
[8/18/2015 12:01:28 AM] Agito-kun: The **** is bananas
[8/18/2015 12:05:18 AM] Toad-senpai: looked like this
[8/18/2015 12:05:20 AM] Toad-senpai: http://imgur.com/gallery/JywXMrb
[8/18/2015 12:05:51 AM] Agito-kun: That's my fetish
[8/18/2015 12:06:16 AM] Keri-chan: i am DRUNNK
[8/18/2015 12:06:29 AM] Agito-kun: [keri-chan] been drinkin
[8/18/2015 12:11:10 AM] Keri-chan: watermelon
[8/18/2015 12:11:51 AM] Agito-kun: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gw5ZHxy3qK0
[8/18/2015 2:26:51 AM] the: Drinking anything besides pop or juice or human blood is gross.
[8/18/2015 2:26:55 AM] the: I mean...
[8/18/2015 2:27:21 AM] Agito-kun: Few times we been around that chase
[8/18/2015 2:27:22 AM] Toad-senpai: ^
[8/18/2015 2:27:25 AM] Agito-kun: So it's not just gonna happen that way
[8/18/2015 2:27:30 AM] Agito-kun: Cuz toad ain't no holla back guuuuurl
[8/18/2015 2:27:39 AM] Toad-senpai: lol
[8/18/2015 2:27:53 AM] the: What even is a hollaback girl lol
[8/18/2015 2:28:09 AM] Agito-kun: Holla back isn't a hollaback girl.
[8/18/2015 2:28:14 AM] the: Gwen Stefani dropped the ball on that one
[8/18/2015 2:28:17 AM] Agito-kun: IT's like how you say hi with a "HOOOLAAAA"
[8/18/2015 2:28:20 AM] Agito-kun: HOLLLAAA"
[8/18/2015 2:28:25 AM] Agito-kun: And she just goes "***** we ain't frens"
[8/18/2015 2:28:29 AM] Agito-kun: "i ain't holla backin to you."
[8/18/2015 2:28:49 AM] Keri-chan: ur all triflin
[8/18/2015 2:28:58 AM] Agito-kun: Yur drunk
[8/18/2015 2:28:59 AM] Agito-kun: Go home
[8/18/2015 2:29:04 AM] the: Hollaback is now an adjective
[8/18/2015 2:29:06 AM] the: >2015
[8/18/2015 2:29:07 AM] the: lol
[8/18/2015 2:29:14 AM] Keri-chan: im not drunk anymore
[8/18/2015 2:29:14 AM] Agito-kun: I'm a hollaback girl now.
[8/18/2015 2:29:19 AM] Agito-kun: You're DRUNK
[8/18/2015 2:29:24 AM] Agito-kun: ..Lol it autocorrected my caps out.

i hate us

 

[Spiritual Mask Salesman]

[21:08:23:UTC] NESpowerhouse : **** YOU!!!
[21:08:07:UTC] NESpowerhouse : WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE!?!?!?!?
[21:07:43:UTC] NESpowerhouse : I'm at the soup store!!!
[21:07:37:UTC] the8thark : Seinfeld fans would understand this
[21:07:27:UTC] the8thark : That's the soup nazi.
[21:07:26:UTC] NESpowerhouse : What store are you in???
[21:07:15:UTC] NESpowerhouse : I mean I'm at soup!
[21:07:04:UTC] NESpowerhouse : What do you mean you're at soup!?
[21:06:45:UTC] NESpowerhouse : I'm at soup!!!
[21:06:36:UTC] NESpowerhouse : Where are you right now!?!?
[21:06:19:UTC] NESpowerhouse : There's still soup
[21:06:10:UTC] NESpowerhouse : Go into the next aisle!
[21:06:00:UTC] NESpowerhouse : There's just more soup!
[21:05:47:UTC] NESpowerhouse : What do you mean there's more soup!?
[21:05:30:UTC] NESpowerhouse : There's more soup
[21:05:23:UTC] Terminus : What is even going on
[21:05:20:UTC] NESpowerhouse : Alright, you don't have to shout at me.
[21:05:01:UTC] JC-Hurin : V This is an example of ZD in a few months
[21:04:58:UTC] NESpowerhouse : Well then get out of the soup aisle!!
[21:04:39:UTC] NESpowerhouse : It means there's only soup
[21:04:28:UTC] NESpowerhouse : What do you mean, therre's only soup???
[21:04:12:UTC] NESpowerhouse : I can't find them, there's only soup.
[21:03:58:UTC] NESpowerhouse : What do you mean you can't find them??
[21:03:45:UTC] NESpowerhouse : I can't find them...
[21:03:34:UTC] NESpowerhouse : Alright, well hurry up and come over here
[21:03:16:UTC] NESpowerhouse : I can't, I'm buying clothes
[21:03:03:UTC] NESpowerhouse : I need your help can you come here?
[21:02:51:UTC] NESpowerhouse : Hey, What's up?
[21:02:42:UTC] NESpowerhouse : Hello?

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@JC-Hurin you are right, one member just talking to himself in a few months. Lol.

 

[Terminus]

I was skyping a friend about this girl I've been talking to and this happened:

To be fair... that is one sexy muffin.

 

[Link Floyd]

Submit
10:22 AM - Link Floyd: sowwy ;-;
10:22 AM - Link Floyd: no just most of it
10:21 AM - Shironagi: Um question you didn't eat the WHOLE backlog did you? Please tell me you didn't
10:19 AM - Shironagi: I blame az for that loving of the show
10:19 AM - Shironagi: Love that show
10:19 AM - Shironagi: AHAHAHA
10:19 AM - Shironagi: Oh god
10:18 AM - Link Floyd: http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/puking_rainbows_gravity_falls_looped.gif
10:18 AM - Link Floyd *rainbow
10:17 AM - Link Floyd pukes up a ranbow
10:17 AM - Shironagi: OH GOD YOU ATE THEM ALL
10:17 AM - Shironagi checks the backlog
10:17 AM - Link Floyd pukes
10:15 AM - Shironagi: I hope ya didn't they are rotten
10:15 AM - Shironagi: Floyd did you get into my back supply of beans?
10:15 AM - Link Floyd: they make me feel trippy
10:15 AM - Shironagi sells Tristan some magic beans
10:15 AM - Tristan: I LOVE MAGIC BEANS
10:14 AM - Shironagi: dMAGIC BEANS YO
10:14 AM - Link Floyd: cool beans

 

[Vanessa28]

I always knew this and I'm not the only one. Shiro....your secret is out in the open!

5:28 PM - Shironagi starts assimilating the 9th existence
5:25 PM - Shironagi: baaaai
5:24 PM - Spiritual Mask Salesman: well later.
5:24 PM - Spiritual Mask Salesman: Moosh is cool? What is moosh?
5:23 PM - Spiritual Mask Salesman throws onion
5:23 PM - Spiritual Mask Salesman: Look, over there, an onion!
5:22 PM - Spiritual Mask Salesman:
5:22 PM - Spiritual Mask Salesman runs away from SB
5:22 PM - Shironagi: pounce*
5:22 PM - Shironagi: onion face
5:22 PM - Spiritual Mask Salesman: Siliently he lurks, ready to ponce his prey.
5:22 PM - Spiritual Mask Salesman: ..........
5:21 PM - Spiritual Mask Salesman: I have a particular thing on my mind, he is here on this very SB.
5:21 PM - Shironagi: ............
5:21 PM - Spiritual Mask Salesman: I posted in his very own thread Things that are on your mind
5:21 PM - Shironagi: ............
5:20 PM - Spiritual Mask Salesman: the thing is here.
5:20 PM - Spiritual Mask Salesman replied to thread Things That Are on Your Mind
5:20 PM - Shironagi: .............
5:15 PM - Call me Kenshin replied to thread Things That Are on Your Mind