Funny or Memorable IM or Shoutbox Conversations.

[Jirohnagi]

Something i witnessed as i tabbed into the forums.... It is the single greatest thing ever.


5:39 PM - Satan:
ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli
5:39 PM - G-King:
They will never gain new ones doing what they do
5:38 PM - G-King:
existing fans
5:38 PM - Curmudgeon:
PROTECT THE FORMULA
5:38 PM - G-King:
All their games appeal to the same people

 

[Jirohnagi]

Another tabbing in gave me this gold:

6:47 PM - Kyru:
Smelly.
6:46 PM - Kyru:
The smelly smell that smells...
6:46 PM - Kyru:
The kind of smelly smell.
6:46 PM - Kyru:
That smell.
6:46 PM - Kyru:
Do you smell it?

 

[Pen]

[2015-07-23 21:36:34] LittleGumball: OH BOY
[2015-07-23 21:56:18] Pendio: Read that in Mickey Mouse's voice XD
[2015-07-23 22:13:55] LittleGumball: you're supposed to c:
[2015-07-23 22:26:33] PatCat: Don't tell Pendio what he's "supposed" to do
[2015-07-23 22:27:04] LittleGumball: don't tell me not to tell Pendio what he's supposed to do
[2015-07-23 22:27:36] Pendio: Don't tell Pat not to tell you not to tell me what I'm suposed to do!
[2015-07-23 22:27:40]PatCat: Don't tell me not to tell you not to tell Pendio what he's supposed to do
[2015-07-23 22:27:43] Pendio: lol
[2015-07-23 22:28:08] LittleGumball: help
[2015-07-23 22:28:11] LittleGumball: i need an adult

 

[Dan]

• 
  9:31 PM - Repentance: Although there was that one girl who thought that only black people could get AIDS and said it on television
  9:31 PM - Repentance: when she got AIDS
  9:31 PM - Azure Sage: lmao
  9:31 PM - Repentance: I thought that was an African disease, you only see black kids on the TV
  9:31 PM - Azure Sage: some people man
  9:33 PM - Repentance: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bqTz0mH_Oc0
  9:33 PM - Azure Sage: The petition goes on to say that the chain's logo "stereotypes European Americans as people who sit on chairs and lean against what appears to be a bourbon barrel, claiming we are all a bunch of alcoholics."
  9:33 PM - Repentance: She calls Africa a country too
  9:33 PM - Repentance: "I didn't realize a white person had ever had it"
  9:34 PM - Repentance: That's the video of it I just linked.
  9:34 PM - Pendio replied to thread Funny or Memorable IM or Shoutbox Conversations.
  9:35 PM - Dan: She probably caught it from an African
  9:36 PM - Azure Sage: lmfao
  9:39 PM - Repentance: I doubt anyone like that would ever sleep with an African. she thinks they are a different species
  9:40 PM - Dan: Didn't you say once you wouldn't date someone if they slept with a black person? ;p
  9:41 PM - Azure Sage: sounds like mases. why else would he ban ventus
  9:41 PM - Dan: Rumors about Random Guy being black were also quite big back then
  9:42 PM - Dan: No wonder he hid under that mask in his videos
  9:42 PM - Dan: Some say Random guy is Ventus

 

[Pen]

12:52 AM - Dan:
Zorth I need you to get rid of someone, I'll pay you 400ZD gold

12:56 AM - Zorth:
no, only fence paint accepted

12:57 AM - Pendio:
I will get the job done for 800ZD gold.

12:58 AM - Mellow Ezlo:
Pendio: I'm just chewing on my nuts

12:59 AM - Kingofhuklebery:
Sure.

12:59 AM - Kingofhuklebery:
I'll get rid of them.

12:59 AM - Kingofhuklebery:
And their family members and closest friends.p

12:59 AM - Kingofhuklebery:
For free.

12:59 AM - Dan:
All the paint has been stolen though

12:59 AM - Kingofhuklebery:
All records will vanish.

12:59 AM - Kingofhuklebery:
This person will have never existed.

1:00 AM - Kingofhuklebery:
So who is it?

1:00 AM - Dan:
I need you to assassinate Axle the Beast's son Pendio

1:00 AM - Kingofhuklebery:
...

1:00 AM - Kingofhuklebery:
No. Pendio has immunity from assassins like me.

1:00 AM - Kingofhuklebery:
He's too awesome.

1:01 AM - Dan:
Huk you are too precious to get lost in action

1:01 AM - Kingofhuklebery:
Also, them I would have to assassinate Ari too.

1:01 AM - Dan:
You're like an overgrown man bear

 

[Terminus]

2:27 PM - Beauts: I like kids with ass cancer

Cards against humanity is great

 

[Link Floyd]

7:16 PM - Ari:
7:15 PM - Dan: Unfortunately the station gets taken over by totalitarian aliens that look like humans unless you wear rad sunglasses.
7:14 PM - Ari waits patiently for the regularly scheduled program to return
7:13 PM - Dan: We'll be back after these commercials
7:13 PM - Linkdude74: slugsy
7:12 PM - Ari gasps dramatically
7:12 PM - Dan: A bricklayer based in leeds
7:12 PM - Dan: Than Paul Simon
7:12 PM - Dan: Is none other
7:12 PM - Dan: My pigtailed friend
7:12 PM - Dan: That
7:11 PM - Dan replied to thread What is Your Mood at the Moment?
7:11 PM - Ari: lol who is that
7:10 PM - Dan: http://axlethebeast.com/images/blog/2013/08/WhereHaveIBeen-MonstersMyFriend-Intro.jpg

 

[Spiritual Mask Salesman]

[21:41:42:UTC] Spiritual Mask Salesman : and damn nobody is replying
[21:41:23:UTC] Spiritual Mask Salesman : Maybe the only thing which can hold the fro is Axle's magical stank hat?
[21:40:49:UTC] the8thark : replied to thread Dragon Quest XI Coming to Nintendo NX
[21:40:40:UTC] Spiritual Mask Salesman : Maybe it smells like Axle's stank hat?
[21:39:57:UTC] Spiritual Mask Salesman : I wonder what Mases' fro smells like?
[21:39:33:UTC] Spiritual Mask Salesman : Magic...
[21:39:02:UTC] Spiritual Mask Salesman : it's the only explanation
[21:38:35:UTC] Spiritual Mask Salesman : It must be magical hair!
[21:38:19:UTC] Spiritual Mask Salesman : the thickness, the curls
[21:37:59:UTC] Spiritual Mask Salesman : they have common properties
[21:37:02:UTC] Spiritual Mask Salesman : oh yeah
[21:36:34:UTC] Azure Sage : axle's hair has similar properties as mases' afro
[21:36:25:UTC] Spiritual Mask Salesman : it's the only reason it doesn't melt his head
[21:36:05:UTC] Spiritual Mask Salesman : I'm telling you, it's his thick hair
[21:35:47:UTC] Spiritual Mask Salesman : 5:05 PM - Curmudgeon: melt anything except axle's head
[21:35:18:UTC] Spiritual Mask Salesman : 5:02 PM - Dan: It's gastronomical power can melt nearly any substance
[21:34:19:UTC] Shironagi : what the magic butt truffle?
[21:34:03:UTC] Spiritual Mask Salesman : only entity that's managed to nearly rival The Great Fro is Axle's smelly hat.
[21:33:28:UTC] Azure Sage : free him
[21:33:23:UTC] Azure Sage : https://40.media.tumblr.com/3f8eabd0722d76e3a8bb138cec8dad67/tumblr_nkux9mu9NL1qb5gkjo1_540.jpg
[21:24:54:UTC] Dan : Golly Jolly Forever
[21:24:42:UTC] Dan : And MattMV7's return to the music scene
[21:24:07:UTC] Dan : Merc's baby Batman!
[21:23:44:UTC] Dan : Huk's return as a mature adult!
[21:23:34:UTC] Dan : Yeah! Think of all the memes you will miss!
[21:20:58:UTC] Terminus : Jamie no you have so much to live for
[21:15:03:UTC] Repentance : lmao
[21:14:12:UTC] Dan : I had no idea you felt like this
[21:14:00:UTC] Dan : Jamie I suggest you look at the suicide thread
[21:13:37:UTC] Repentance : I'd lick the inside of his hat for $20
[21:13:37:UTC] Azure Sage : i don;'t want axle cooties on my tongue
[21:13:24:UTC] Azure Sage : ewwwww
[21:12:56:UTC] JC-Hurin : Would you lick the inside of it for £200?
[21:12:25:UTC] Azure Sage : do you think he sleeps with it every night
[21:11:54:UTC] Dan : According to his Sister's Uncle's Wikipedia page, he rarely takes it off.
[21:11:08:UTC] Dan : It does Jamie
[21:10:30:UTC] Terminus : I do every logic not at all
[21:10:22:UTC] Azure Sage : it smells like fence paint
[21:09:57:UTC] Repentance : I wonder if it really does smell
[21:08:38:UTC] Kitsu : that doesn't actually surprising
[21:05:49:UTC] Satan : made my eyes leed colors
[21:05:11:UTC] Curmudgeon : melt anything except axle's head
[21:04:20:UTC] Satan : :abomination:
[21:02:59:UTC] Dan : It's gastronomical power can melt nearly any substance
[21:02:57:UTC] TheRizardon : lol
[21:02:35:UTC] Dan : The only entity that's managed to nearly rival The Great Fro is Axle's smelly hat.

 

[Azure Sage]

2:03 PM - Mases: Get The **** Out
2:03 PM - Azure Sage: huh don't you mean dorksiders
2:03 PM - Mases: Thou shall not talk poorly of Darksiders
2:02 PM - Mases: hmm

i had to do it

 

[Curmudgeon]

2:03 PM - Mases: Get The **** Out
2:03 PM - Azure Sage: huh don't you mean dorksiders
2:03 PM - Mases: Thou shall not talk poorly of Darksiders
2:02 PM - Mases: hmm

i had to do it

why haven't you gotten the **** out?

 

[Jirohnagi]

why haven't you gotten the **** out?

He hasn't stolen Mases underwear to hang on a flagpole

 

[Vanessa28]

This is the best thing I ever read. And I mean ever. Hands down

1. 7:29 PM - Satan:
   someone has to do it
2. TheRizardon:
   why did you torture yourself?
3. Satan:
   after playing flappy cheep cheep, i think i should retire as the devil and leave it to that game to take up my job. i'll just be satan, casual memer.

 

[Vanessa28]

This cracked me up. Sorry @Matt

[16:40:07] Matt: Some I found suggested draining it. Screw that.
[16:40:27] Matt: If that really is necessary, I'm having a doctor who knows what they're doing, with sterile equipment, do it.
[16:42:44] Angel of Darkness: doctor who knows Sorry...I couldn't resist (chuckle)
[16:43:00] Matt: I saw that one coming.

 

[Dan]

This made me bleed out of my nose with laughter.

4:47 PM - A Link In Time: I just looked at the Arcade and saw "Flappy Cheep Cheep".
4:47 PM - A Link In Time: ...
4:47 PM - A Link In Time: A Mario version of a cheap flash game that ripped off Mario.
4:48 PM - Dan replied to thread Zelda Dungeon Meetup - Halifax, Canada (Summer 2016)
4:48 PM - Azure Sage: does the arcade have flappy bird
4:49 PM - Satan: DONT DO IT

 

[Fraxinus]

[11:02:32 AM] Beelzebub: u///////w//////u
[11:02:40 AM] Beelzebub: i'd ride ur broom all night satan <3
[11:02:45 AM] Satan: whoa
[11:02:58 AM] Satan: easy there
[11:03:10 AM] Beelzebub: oh don't worry, i'll go easy 'w`
[11:03:51 AM] Satan: what is happening
[11:04:02 AM] Satan: beelzebub making the moves on me like
[11:04:21 AM] Beelzebub: im smoove

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