Funny or Memorable IM or Shoutbox Conversations.

[sailormars109]

So, I say one thing about somebody to Jessica and she immediately starts nagging me for details on a daily basis.

 

[Curmudgeon]

Presented completely without context

7:01 PM <Wolf Sage> Durrrrrr
7:01 PM <Wolf Sage> Hannah Montana = God, Atti...

 

[Sydney]

Presented completely without context

[6:55:53 PM] Sydney: r u hannah montana

^

 

[CynicalSquid]

10:27 PM<LittleGumball> :v
10:26 PM <Wolf Sage> :^

:brow:

 

[Mellow Ezlo]

:brow:

Don't forget, that was followed by a :*

 

[Fraxinus]

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1:51 AM <Kitsu> I'm going to code dozens of popups and marquee tags into ZD
1:51 AM <Kitsu> and then make a toolbar for ZD
1:52 AM <Kitsu> and we will all use ie6 and install every toolbar ever
1:52 AM <Kitsu> so many toolbars there's only 80 pixels of screen space left
1:53 AM <Kitsu> and 79 pixels are covered by popups
1:53 AM <Kitsu> and then you stare at that one pixel
1:53 AM <Kitsu> and think to yourself, "I guess I can manage"
1:53 AM <Kitsu> and then that pixel becomes a dead pixel
1:54 AM <Kitsu> actually we should just make a browser that is actually a toolbar, and you install browser space
1:55 AM <Kitsu> Toolbrowser
1:56 AM <Kitsu> Toolbrowser is a serious business browser
1:57 AM <Kitsu> It has more options than Netscape and IE6 COMBINED
1:57 AM <Kitsu> also it comes with a helpful manual that is only readable in the toolbar that covers the browser window
1:58 AM <Kitsu> although some people didn't like this revolutionary Toolbrowser
1:58 AM <Kitsu> in fact there was even a law suit over it
1:58 AM <Kitsu> nd then people made Firetool

 

[Mellow Ezlo]

12:09 PM <Fig> O_________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ _________________________________________________o
12:09 PM <musicfan> :sick:
12:09 PM <Cassandra> "Delicious", Cassandra bleated as she put a Tingle burger in her coat pocket.
12:09 PM <Mellow Ezlo> XD
12:09 PM <Fig> O_________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ o
12:08 PM * Mellow Ezlo tapes the 95 feces to the door
12:08 PM <Fig> O_________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ _____________________________________o
12:08 PM <Cassandra> I'd like one too
12:08 PM <Fig> O_________________________________________________ __o
12:08 PM <Mellow Ezlo> Yummy!
12:07 PM <Mellow Ezlo> "Hey, I'd like a Tingle excrement burger please "
12:07 PM <musicfan> What part do you think mellow
12:07 PM <Cassandra> His butt meat.
12:07 PM <Mellow Ezlo> What part of tingle is that burger made of?
12:07 PM <Fig> Resetted.
12:07 PM <musicfan> With a side of mashed and fries
12:06 PM <Mellow Ezlo> Actually, the ski resort has pretty good burgers as well
12:06 PM * Fig burns the entire SB and revives all lifeforms.
12:06 PM <Cassandra> The best burger comes from Tingle.

Holy crap guys, why you talkin' ****?

 

[Fraxinus]

Sequel to above ^

29/01/2014 16:06 <musicfan> Any request ??
29/01/2014 16:06 <mandym287> Request? Like graphics request?
29/01/2014 16:07 <musicfan> Yes I need focus
29/01/2014 16:08 <Kitsu> make a signature that accurately depicts the electromagnetic field around a superconducting magnet submerged in liquid nitrogen.
29/01/2014 16:09 <mandym287> That's a picture of Tingle taking a dump.
29/01/2014 16:09 <Fig> :I
29/01/2014 16:10 <mandym287> How easily do you think it is for Tingle to go to the bathroom in his jumpsuit?
29/01/2014 16:11 <Kitsu> Slightly harder than saving Hyrule.
29/01/2014 16:11 <Mellow Ezlo> I didn't realize Tingle Butt Burgers were so complex
29/01/2014 16:11 <mandym287> I'd imagine so.
29/01/2014 16:11 <Kitsu> It's actually the plot of the next Tingle game.
29/01/2014 16:12 <mandym287> And different things happen depending on which shrub he decides to do his business.
29/01/2014 16:14 <mandym287> Kikwis are actually shrubs that were brought to life by Tingle's burgers.
29/01/2014 16:14 <Kitsu> Could be a theory thread
29/01/2014 16:14 <Kitsu> How Tingle is actually the creator of Hyrule.
29/01/2014 16:15 <mandym287> Would explain why Zelda has a plush of him in her room in SS.
29/01/2014 16:15 <Pendio> Hello! Can someone who's in Pirates Mafia 2 go and post a merge prevention for me? ^^
29/01/2014 16:16 <Dracomajora> Can I do it?
29/01/2014 16:16 <Mellow Ezlo> I will!
Fig Answered in thread : Pirates Mafia 2: Dead Man's Chest/At World's End
29/01/2014 16:16 <Dracomajora> haha nope
29/01/2014 16:16 <Mellow Ezlo> Fig
29/01/2014 16:16 <mandym287> Lol
29/01/2014 16:16 <Kitsu> Fig: Crusher of Hopes and Dreams
29/01/2014 16:17 <mandym287> The final boss of next Tingle game
29/01/2014 16:17 <Fig>
29/01/2014 16:17 <Fig> :I
29/01/2014 16:17 <mandym287> No wonder he's so uncomfortable when we talk about Tingle
29/01/2014 16:17 <mandym287>
29/01/2014 16:17 <Mellow Ezlo> XD
29/01/2014 16:18 <Fig> Wait what?
29/01/2014 16:18 <Fig> I'm lost here.
29/01/2014 16:18 <Atticus> pendio can i start a monopoly game in your thread
29/01/2014 16:18 <Mellow Ezlo> lol Fig, you should make that your usertitle
29/01/2014 16:18 <Pendio> lol
29/01/2014 16:18 <Mellow Ezlo> "crusher of hopes and dreams"
29/01/2014 16:18 <Fig> What should be my usertitle? :?
29/01/2014 16:18 <Pendio> just lol
29/01/2014 16:18 <Mellow Ezlo> Has a nice ring to it
29/01/2014 16:18 <Kitsu> :? should be your usertitle
29/01/2014 16:18 <Fig> But I always support everyone's dreams.
29/01/2014 16:19 <Atticus> is that a yes
29/01/2014 16:19 <mandym287> But anyways... Tingle.
29/01/2014 16:19 <Pendio> yes!
29/01/2014 16:20 <Kitsu> Fig should make a strudel thread

 

[Sydney]

7:20 PM <Krazy4Krash> months
7:19 PM <justac00lguy> The average age on ZD is like 14

bless this

 

[Fig]

Well for as long as it lasted, at least these guys were able to make me smile today for the first time.

01/02/2014 18:12 <Cassandra> Fig is 3moe5me
01/02/2014 18:12 <Azure Sage> nooo
01/02/2014 18:12 <Azure Sage> .me hands Fig a super moe cat girl maid outfit
01/02/2014 18:12 * Fig starts cleaning non-stop
01/02/2014 18:12 <PancakeSamurai> Blame Azure and Google xD
01/02/2014 18:12 * Fig 's Heichou powers starts tingling
01/02/2014 18:12 <Cassandra> WHAT IS IT, EREN?
01/02/2014 18:12 * Atticus hands Fig an apron
01/02/2014 18:12 <PancakeSamurai> Spamming that gif again
01/02/2014 18:12 <Azure Sage> that again, pan
01/02/2014 18:12 <Curmudgeon> see, we're all pitching in
01/02/2014 18:12 <PancakeSamurai> !!!!!!!!!!!!
01/02/2014 18:12 <PancakeSamurai> OMG http://puu.sh/2IWXa.gif
01/02/2014 18:11 <Cassandra> We need a user named Broom to tell people to keep the chatbox clean.
01/02/2014 18:11 <Azure Sage> you got confetti errywhere
01/02/2014 18:11 * M107 hads fig a dustpan
01/02/2014 18:11 <Atticus> GET TO WORK, LEVI
01/02/2014 18:11 <Curmudgeon> v
01/02/2014 18:11 <Azure Sage> clean up ur mess
01/02/2014 18:11 <Fig>
01/02/2014 18:11 * Fig takes the broom. Wait what?
01/02/2014 18:11 * Curmudgeon hands fig a broom
01/02/2014 18:11 * Fig hides behind a trash can
01/02/2014 18:11 <Cassandra> Oh, I forgot I had Skype.
01/02/2014 18:11 <Fig> I wish you happiness
01/02/2014 18:10 * Fig throws confetti at everyone

 

[Mellow Ezlo]

[3:51:01 PM] Burning Beast: Sup (cool)
[3:51:30 PM] Mezlo: nm
[3:51:42 PM] Mezlo: Just crying because my grad photos came in the mail
[3:51:58 PM] Mezlo: I hope retakes are being taken soon...
[3:52:07 PM] Burning Beast:
[3:52:23 PM] Burning Beast: You look beautiful bby :*
[3:53:04 PM] Mezlo: In one pic, maybe
[3:53:07 PM | Edited 3:53:11 PM] Salmon: nou
[3:53:10 PM] Mezlo: 1 out of 15 XD
[3:53:18 PM] Burning Beast: You look amazing
[3:53:23 PM] Salmon: I'd tap that
[3:53:23 PM] Burning Beast: Just the way you are
[3:53:24 PM] Salmon: I mean
[3:53:38 PM] Burning Beast: WHEN I SEE YOUR FAAAAAAAAAACE
[3:53:38 PM] Mezlo: [3:53 PM] Salmon:

<<< I'd tap that

O_O
[3:53:49 PM] Burning Beast: THERES NOT A THING THAT I WOULD CHANGE
[3:53:53 PM] Burning Beast: CAUSE YOUR AMAZING
[3:53:54 PM] Salmon: CAUSE GIRL YOU'RE AMAZING
[3:53:58 PM] Salmon: JUST THE WAY YOU AAAARE
[3:53:59 PM] Burning Beast: JST THE WAY YOU ARE
[3:54:09 PM] Burning Beast: AND WHEN YOU SMILEEEEEEEEEE
[3:54:09 PM] Mezlo: d'aww, thx guys :')
[3:54:19 PM] Burning Beast: THE WHOLE WORLD STOPS AND STARES FOR AWHILE
[3:54:40 PM] Mezlo: RUN RUN RUNAWAY, RUNAWAY BABY!
[3:54:41 PM] Burning Beast: CAUSE BIRD SCISSORS THINGAMAJIG YOUR AMAZING
[3:54:47 PM] Mezlo: BEFORE I CAST MY SPELL ON YOOUUU!!
[3:54:51 PM] Burning Beast: JUST THE WAY YOU ARE
[3:54:59 PM] Burning Beast: THE WAY YOU AREEEEEEEEEE
[3:55:04 PM] Burning Beast: THE WAY YOU AREEEEEEEEEEEE
[3:55:08 PM] Salmon: GOTTA HAVE SOME HOT STUFF BABY THIS EVENING
[3:55:18 PM] Burning Beast: Okay I'm done
[3:55:18 PM] Salmon: GOTTA HAVE SOME HOT STUFF BABY TONIGHT
[3:55:23 PM] Salmon: HOT STUFF BABY THIS EVENING
[3:55:24 PM] Burning Beast: Burning Beast
[3:55:27 PM] Burning Beast:
[3:55:29 PM] Salmon: GOTTA HAVE SOME LOVING
[3:55:35 PM] Salmon: GOT TO HAVE SOME LOOVE TONIIIIGHT
Burning Beast

Aww, guys, ilu :*

 

[JuicieJ]

Xyph is something else, guise. X3

07/02/2014 19:29 * JuicieJ is dying of laughter
07/02/2014 19:29 <Xyphon> I was so confused lol
07/02/2014 19:29 <JuicieJ> XD
07/02/2014 19:29 <Xyphon> I had no idea you were answering my question
07/02/2014 19:29 <JuicieJ> I'M TALKING TO YOU
07/02/2014 19:29 <JuicieJ> .......???
07/02/2014 19:29 <Xyphon> Oh
07/02/2014 19:29 <JuicieJ> So when I joined the forums, I just kept the "ie"
07/02/2014 19:29 <Xyphon> Wait am i on ignore by jj again
07/02/2014 19:28 <JuicieJ> Which is the only thing I came here for for about 6 months at first
07/02/2014 19:28 <JuicieJ> Including IntenseDebate when that was the main site's thing
07/02/2014 19:28 <JuicieJ> But so many places online have that already
07/02/2014 19:28 <JuicieJ> It WOULD be
07/02/2014 19:28 <JuicieJ> Well
07/02/2014 19:27 <Xyphon> What does your name mean anyway
07/02/2014 19:27 <Xyphon> Always bugged me JJ that your name isn't JuicyJ

 

[Stitch]

8:44 PM <LittleGumball> o-o
Submit 8:44 PM <Terminus> uhm
Submit 8:44 PM <Draco626> When did I talk about pokeballs?
Submit 8:43 PM <Terminus> Lol well the pokeballs will cost you
Submit 8:43 PM <Draco626> So, is that a challenge Term?
Submit 8:42 PM <AvatarFlygon> Like, in the future, Mandy is going to say... 9:41 PM <Draco626> IF I WIN I GET YOUR BALLS
Submit 8:42 PM <JuicieJ> uhm
Submit 8:42 PM <Terminus> Um
Submit 8:42 PM <AvatarFlygon> Somebody usually quotes this stuff
Submit 8:41 PM <Draco626> IF I WIN I GET YOUR BALLS
Submit 8:41 PM <LittleGumball> Zelda logic, nobody can jump except bad guys
Submit 8:41 PM <LittleGumball> FF logic, everyone is super jumpers
Submit 8:41 PM <Terminus> Well, we;re tenatively facing off in round one
Submit 8:40 PM <Terminus> Mh
Submit 8:40 PM <Draco626> Maybe
Submit 8:40 PM <LittleGumball> draco, 4lewd 6me
Submit 8:39 PM <AvatarFlygon> But spears can stab some wizard just as well!! Oh, videogame logic...
Submit 8:39 PM <Terminus> You mean my Pokeball shop, right...???
Submit 8:39 PM <Draco626> They are the best looking balls I've ever seen
Submit 8:39 PM <LittleGumball> oh aight, I didn't know if you meant a specific one
Submit 8:39 PM <Terminus> Draco
Submit 8:38 PM <AvatarFlygon> WHAT
Submit 8:38 PM * Terminus uses :masterball:
Submit 8:38 PM <musicfan> I dknow I just know that spears in ff do a ton of damage to any thing that hovers
Submit 8:38 PM <Draco626> Term, I want your balls
Submit 8:38 PM <AvatarFlygon> Oh, it appeared to be caught!!
Submit 8:38 PM <Terminus> Hey
Submit 8:38 PM * Terminus throws a at Avagon
Submit 8:37 PM <musicfan> naw im a dragoon
Submit 8:37 PM <AvatarFlygon> Sup Term\
Submit 8:37 PM <Terminus> [ noise]

I think I may have taken that a bit too far

 

[Vanessa28]

How can someone not love this ^^

09/02/2014 00:21 <Atticus> awwww blushies!
09/02/2014 00:20 <Fig> Even though you already were.
09/02/2014 00:20 <AvatarFlygon> Still probably good.
09/02/2014 00:20 * Terminus is EV training his Drought Vulpix
09/02/2014 00:20 <Fig> You just became kawaii af!
09/02/2014 00:20 <Atticus> ty!!!
09/02/2014 00:20 <Fig> X3
09/02/2014 00:20 <Fig> Congrats Atty!
09/02/2014 00:20 <Atticus> ikr it's so effin kawaii
09/02/2014 00:20 <Fig> ^^ ^^
09/02/2014 00:20 <AvatarFlygon> I heard it wasn't the best Fire Emblem title...
09/02/2014 00:20 <Fig> Cute!!!!!!
09/02/2014 00:20 <Atticus> A FLOWER CROWN <3
09/02/2014 00:20 <Fig>
09/02/2014 00:20 <Draco626> Anybody know if Radiant Dawn is any good?
09/02/2014 00:19 <Fig> A Wii U?
09/02/2014 00:19 <Fig>
Actions
09/02/2014 00:19 <Fig> Something relating to Pokemon?
09/02/2014 00:19 * Terminus rolls a drum across the SB
09/02/2014 00:19 <AvatarFlygon> Awesome, Draco
09/02/2014 00:19 <Atticus> DRUM ROLL PLEASE
09/02/2014 00:19 <Draco626> What did you buy Atty?
09/02/2014 00:19 <Draco626> I bought my first Fire Emblem game
09/02/2014 00:18 <Atticus> GUESS WHAT I BOUGHT TODAY
09/02/2014 00:18 <Fig> Yes dear Atty?
09/02/2014 00:17 <Terminus> lol
09/02/2014 00:17 <Fig> I just finished eating.
09/02/2014 00:17 <Terminus> Never mind
09/02/2014 00:17 <Terminus> Hes getting food, Att
09/02/2014 00:17 <Atticus> WHERE'S FIG

 

[Fraxinus]

10:13 PM <mandym287> What if the Gap Between Dimensions is actually just a GAP store for easy access to buying fanny packs and the like for inter-world travelers?
10:14 PM <Azure Sage> what if the gap between dimensions is ganon's thigh gap
10:14 PM <mandym287> ...
10:14 PM <mandym287> *rapid blinking*
10:14 PM <Azure Sage> was that too much
10:14 PM <Jiggly Jaws> I don't even..
10:15 PM <Azure Sage> i'm sorry but i cracked myself up i'm still laughing at my own stupid joke
10:15 PM <mandym287> U;n gavubg a bkubjibg seuzyre kuje nr birib
10:15 PM <mandym287> what
10:15 PM <Dracomajora> what
10:15 PM <mandym287> I'm having a blinking seizure like mr boron
10:15 PM <mandym287> my right hand was on the wrong keys
10:15 PM <Dracomajora> what language was that mandy
10:15 PM <Dracomajora> nevermind
10:16 PM <Kitsu> <mandym287> U;n gavubg a bkubjibg seuzyre kuje nr birib << Must be trying to summon Cthulhu
10:16 PM <mandym287> xDD
10:16 PM <Azure Sage> lmao
10:16 PM <mandym287> Cthulhu lives in the Gap between Dimensions, obviously
10:17 PM <mandym287> said so in the hyrool hysteria
10:17 PM <Azure Sage> cthulhu is tingle's cousin
10:17 PM <Jiggly Jaws> ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY CTHULHU
10:17 PM <mandym287> woah man
10:17 PM <mandym287> that's deep

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