Funny or Memorable IM or Shoutbox Conversations.

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Submit 3:34 PM <mandym287> Danny auto strikes again
Submit 3:34 PM <A Link In Time> fml
Submit 3:34 PM <mandym287> lmao
Submit 3:34 PM <A Link In Time> Djinn*
Submit 3:34 PM <JuicieJ> Poke Bank specs, hmm?
Submit 3:33 PM <mandym287> Dinner?
Submit 3:33 PM <A Link In Time> Nayru*
Submit 3:33 PM <A Link In Time> Nauru is where all the intellectuals go supposedly
Submit 3:33 PM <A Link In Time> Was talking to Dinner about it the other day
Turo602 Answered in thread : Which Song Are You Currently Listening To?
Submit 3:32 PM <A Link In Time> Just asking
Derpy Mage Answered in thread : The Daily Happy Thread
Submit 3:31 PM <mandym287> Nayru, why?
Submit 3:31 PM <A Link In Time> Mandy, what clan are you in on ZU?

Calling Dinner Djinn!

Spoiler

 

[CynicalSquid]

[Annie]
A Zelda forum, which I had no idea why I joined
Cuz YOLO

Mathias Smith
[Annie]
Don't try to be cool

[Annie]
;-;

Mathias Smith
: 3

[Annie]
I am an uncool
:c

Mathias Smith
xD
I was jokinf
ing
Plasknd
Hi


[Annie]
you were goofing
Plasmid

Mathias Smith
xD

#Facebook (Censored your real name, honey :>)

 

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[11:29:47 PM] Beckanator: back *hugs*
[11:29:57 PM] Eric the Red:
[11:30:00 PM] Beckanator: soz was being shown photos
[11:30:06 PM] Eric the Red: Fair nuff
[11:30:08 PM] Eric the Red: *hugs*
[11:30:13 PM] Beckanator: yup *hugs*
[11:30:50 PM] Beckanator: ';AZX AS'[]\
[11:31:02 PM] Beckanator: uhhhh
[11:31:02 PM] Eric the Red: ????
[11:31:04 PM] Beckanator: ignore that
[11:31:20 PM] Eric the Red: um ok? xD
[11:31:25 PM | Edited 11:31:32 PM] Beckanator: was just mucking around with my keyboard and accidentally pressed enter...
[11:31:29 PM] Eric the Red: xD
[11:31:42 PM] Beckanator: yeah... oops

Since I faceplanted my keyboard earlier this evening I can't judge xD

 

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[8:31:59 PM] Dan: http://i.imgur.com/KqF0l7q.jpg
[8:33:20 PM] Dan: I also have a gamecube, but no point in having it out as I have the wii out instead, a master system but once again I have an object you place on the megadrive to make it play master system games, an spectrum zx but need to get wires for that, I also have an xbox 360 in my room. then I have a pokemon n64, and 5 other megadrives ;p
[8:33:39 PM] Eric the Red: HOt damn
[8:33:43 PM] Eric the Red: Impressed
[8:33:46 PM] Eric the Red: (clap)
[8:34:01 PM] Dan: I also have a baby
[8:34:31 PM] Eric the Red: Really?
[8:36:07 PM | Edited 8:36:11 PM] Dan: no, thankfully not I'd be terrible with a baby and try and sell it for more videogames ;p
[8:36:21 PM] Eric the Red: (rofl)

Oh Dan how I have missed you :xd:

 

[Fig]

As soon as me and JJ saw FirevsIce posted his awesome thread, we knew we were golden! This is what happened!

05/01/2014 01:24 FirevsIce Created Thread: How Has Winter Break Affected Your Sleeping?
05/01/2014 01:24 <JuicieJ> OMG
05/01/2014 01:24 <JuicieJ> THAT THREAD
05/01/2014 01:24 <JuicieJ> FIG
05/01/2014 01:24 <JuicieJ> XD
05/01/2014 01:24 <JFig> I'm on my way.

Best way to start off the day and week! :xd:

 

[Krazy4Krash]

11:51 PM <JuicieJ>
11:51 PM <jimmy.f27> mmmmmm
11:51 PM <Krazy4Krash> did you know jupiter is made of bacon?
11:50 PM <jimmy.f27>
11:50 PM <JuicieJ> lowl
11:50 PM <Krazy4Krash> we'll be discussing the cheese-filled moon before we know it
11:50 PM <jimmy.f27> how exciting
11:49 PM <jimmy.f27> discussing crackers...
11:49 PM <jimmy.f27> Jatz are fantastic
11:48 PM <JuicieJ> ._.
11:48 PM <Krazy4Krash> pepper flavour are good though
11:48 PM <Krazy4Krash> savoys aren't that great tbh lol
11:47 PM <jimmy.f27> "Go to a party in any other state and you'll find a platter of Jatz crackers, the soft, buttery biscuits that melt in your mouth. In Melbourne, however, we serve our cheese cubes on Savoys. "They're the same colour, shape and size as Jatz," Bell says, "but they are not the same cracker. The Savoy is an inferior savoury snack. Jatz wins."
11:44 PM <Krazy4Krash> speechless
11:42 PM <JuicieJ> Truly, truly outrageous
11:42 PM <JuicieJ> Outrageous
11:42 PM <jimmy.f27> http://www.notebookmagazine.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=122&sid=f7260e3b97eae67434c793fbd6b61b4a
11:42 PM <Krazy4Krash> truly
11:41 PM <JuicieJ> This is truly, truly a mystery
11:41 PM <Krazy4Krash> we're touching states, i wouldn't think they'd differ ._.
11:41 PM <JuicieJ> :?
11:40 PM <jimmy.f27> But we live in the same country
11:40 PM <jimmy.f27> http://www.arnotts.com.au/our-products/products/products.aspx?type=crackers
11:40 PM <JuicieJ> Different names, different places =o
11:39 PM <jimmy.f27> They've always been called Jatz here
11:39 PM <Krazy4Krash> they're... they're called savoys i thought ._.
11:38 PM <JuicieJ> ._.
11:38 PM <jimmy.f27> this is not ok
11:38 PM <jimmy.f27> what the hell is going on here
11:38 PM <Krazy4Krash> i think we broke time and space
11:38 PM <jimmy.f27> wat
11:37 PM <JuicieJ>
11:37 PM <Krazy4Krash> http://images.newsphotos.com.au/images8/Lores/81170710.jpg
11:37 PM <JuicieJ> um... k
11:37 PM <jimmy.f27> ?
11:37 PM <Krazy4Krash> woah, woah, wait, what?
11:36 PM <jimmy.f27> http://thebestjudge.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/jatzbox.gif
11:35 PM <JuicieJ> :/
11:35 PM <jimmy.f27> JJ: "What's Jatz"?
11:35 PM <Krazy4Krash> cheeeeeeers
11:35 PM <JuicieJ>
11:34 PM * jimmy.f27 shares Jatz

It's been my dream to fly to Bacon Jupiter.

 

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Submit 9:20 PM <PK Flash> probably just sleep deprived
Submit 9:20 PM <PK Flash> god damn that b looks like an h for some reason
Submit 9:19 PM <Lord Vain> That too.
Submit 9:19 PM <Terminus> read "bloody hell"
Submit 9:19 PM <Curmudgeon> mmmm baby bell
Submit 9:19 PM <Terminus>
Submit 9:19 PM * Lord Vain noms
Submit 9:18 PM <Lord Vain> But damn, is this cheese ever tasty.
Submit 9:18 PM <Cassandra> Hnmm
Submit 9:18 PM <Terminus> xD
Submit 9:18 PM <Lord Vain> The fact that I'm eating a Baby Bell isn't helping...
Submit 9:18 PM <Terminus> Get some sleep vain ;p
Submit 9:17 PM <Terminus> lol
Submit 9:17 PM <Lord Vain> Read "Cheese sir" lol
Submit 9:17 PM <Lord Vain> Peace.
Submit 9:17 PM <Terminus> Cheers sir

Nobody can read anymore

 

[Mellow Ezlo]

A Facebook conversation between me and a friend of mine:

Me: so, like, one day, i woke up and found a giant pubic hair stuck to the side of my bed
Him: what the **** bro, when was I in your room?
Me: Not yours
Him: MY GRANDMA WAS IN YOUR ROOM?
Me: Not yours
Him: Your grandma was in your room?
Me: umm srsly dude? my grandma can barely even get into her own ****ing room let alone mine
Him: you're grandma's not disabled...
Me: *your
Me: And yes she is, in her own way. she has the unfortunate disability known as "hate-all-of-[Mezlo]'s-friends-for-no-real-reason-and-then-brag-about-it-ism"
Him: tl;dr
Him: Now, about that pubic hair...
Me: OMFG DUDE DON'T GO TALKING ABOUT MY YOU KNOW LIKE SRSLY OMG
Me: Now, about your - loljk
Him: Where is this conversation even going? XD
Me: i dunno, maybe somewhere, maybe nowhere
Me: Realy question is where am I going?
Him: i dunno, where?
Me:
Him: :/
Me: *throws [friend] into a giant yellow snowbank*
Him: No, don't do that, I'm the one that made it yellow!
Me: lolwut, I was talking about the one outside my window
Him: I know
Me: ...
Him: I might go gay for you
Me: ...
Him:
Me: I STARTED THIS CONVERSATION AWKWARDLY, YOU CANT END IT AS SUCH!!
Him: wut
Me: Seriously, you went beyond awkward, this is like more awkward than that time my phone went off during that math test [not in the convo, but I thought I should add that my ringtone was the song "f*** the s***]
Him: Right, signing off now...
Me: Don't message me ever again. Seriously. /unfriend /block /kill /gogayfor

Don't judge OK, we are weird... Or, beyond weird.

And no I don't have mental issues, in case you were wondering.

 

[Mellow Ezlo]

CUE THE DOUBLE POST!!!

So, this was from a Skype chat...

[2:11:52 PM] Salmon: I'm the best salmon
[2:11:55 PM] Salmon: soooo
[2:12:05 PM] Salmon: just kidding, the other salmon and i are equal
[2:12:06 PM] Clank: Ooh, I want to lick you
[2:12:07 PM] Salmon: BUT
[2:12:09 PM] Salmon: t
[2:12:18 PM] Salmon: [2:12 PM] Clank:

<<< Ooh, I want to lick you....................................................wat
[2:12:48 PM | Edited 2:12:58 PM] Clank: What? Eating you would mean that you no longer exist, but licking means that I can get the flavor without killing you
[2:13:26 PM] Salmon: .....................................................................
[2:13:40 PM | Removed 2:13:43 PM] Clank: This message has been removed.
[2:13:46 PM] Mezlo: I SAW THAT
[2:13:52 PM] Salmon: i didn't :I
[2:13:54 PM] Clank: Saw what?
[2:13:58 PM] Mezlo: Totally lewd Clank
[2:14:01 PM] Salmon: o-o
[2:14:04 PM] Salmon: what did he say...
[2:14:15 PM] Mezlo: "Plus it's uber sexy"
[2:14:17 PM | Edited 2:14:19 PM] Clank: Nothing, TSter is just messing with you
[2:14:26 PM] Salmon: hnnnnng
[2:14:29 PM] Salmon: :I
[2:14:38 PM] Clank: What?
[2:15:04 PM] Clank: Is something wrong?
[2:15:13 PM] Salmon: ..............
[2:15:17 PM] Salmon: no, nothing at all.
[2:15:47 PM | Edited 2:16:27 PM] Clank: I need a sexy girl to sort through the sexy girls(the engineering ones are totally hot)
[2:16:11 PM] Clank: (As long as you consider being red-faced from stream engines to be hot)
[2:16:11 PM] Salmon: .........................................................................
[2:16:45 PM] Clank: Again, is something wrong?

I don't even know what to think about this! XD

 

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[6:10:41 PM] Eric the Red: (except for the whole spontaneous mass creation [unless there's some kind of psychoactive manipulation of Zero Point Energy into matter but that's a bit far fetched])
[6:10:54 PM | Edited 6:10:56 PM] Eric the Red: (wasntme)
[6:11:09 PM] Beckanator: hahaha
[6:11:27 PM] Beckanator: nice
[6:11:48 PM] Eric the Red:
[6:11:56 PM] Eric the Red: Want me to try and explain?
[6:12:22 PM] Beckanator: hahaha
sure why not
[6:12:37 PM] Eric the Red: Are you familiar with Zero Point Energy?
[6:13:05 PM] Beckanator: umm not particularly
[6:13:57 PM] Eric the Red: Basically (without confusing even myself) its a kind of energy that is present throughout the entire universe. It may be small, but it is literally everywhere, it's just a fact of quantum mechanics
[6:14:21 PM] Eric the Red: Nos, Matter and Energy can be neither created nor destroyed BUT one may be transformed into the other
[6:14:27 PM] Eric the Red: I.e. E=MC^2
[6:15:38 PM] Eric the Red: So it takes a LOT of energy to make mass, but vice versa is easy (thats where fuel comes from, although its ineffiecient. 100% efficiency is antimatter/matter collisons, and just a gram is about 10x greater than the bomb used at hiroshima)
[6:17:34 PM] Beckanator: ok I follow you so far
[6:18:22 PM] Eric the Red: So, a Titan's body is TITANIC (hur hur) but it's actually very light and not dense at all, so energy requirements are greater
[6:19:01 PM] Eric the Red: And psychokinetics ivolve manipulating the world around you, and mind powers are established in SNK (at least the later chapters of the mangs)
[6:19:26 PM] Eric the Red: So you direct the energy to coalesce into a body. Complexity isnt an issue
[6:19:37 PM] Eric the Red: And mass is relatively simple
[6:20:13 PM] Eric the Red: And when a titan is killed, their entire body more or less vanishes
[6:20:22 PM] Eric the Red: So the energy is redistributed
[6:20:26 PM] Eric the Red: Make sense?
[6:20:56 PM] Beckanator: wow! you did go full science!
and yeah I followed that more or less lol
[6:21:06 PM] Eric the Red: Yay! (party)
[6:21:58 PM] Beckanator: hahaha yup!
but yeah wow, science!!
[6:22:07 PM] Eric the Red:
[6:22:15 PM] Eric the Red: [physics intensify]

[science intensifies]

 

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[10:14:07 PM] Beckanator: yup....
*******S/IDIOTS
and yup!! why is it always the nutter who are so damn loud
[10:14:42 PM] Eric the Red: Because they dont have any filter between their moths and two brain cells
[10:14:47 PM] Eric the Red: mouths
[10:14:49 PM] Eric the Red: lolway
[10:14:59 PM] Eric the Red: wat

moths :|

 

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Just had to screenshot

 

[CynicalSquid]

10:07 PM <PancakeSamurai> Yes, Hindi Smith xD
Submit 10:07 PM <Azure Sage> lol
Submit 10:06 PM <Mellow Ezlo> Az
Submit 10:06 PM <Annie> XD XD XD
Submit 10:06 PM <Annie> xD
Submit 10:06 PM <Azure Sage> Mindi
Submit 10:06 PM <Mellow Ezlo> My IRL name is Mezlo
Submit 10:06 PM <PancakeSamurai> >Say the American with a Hebrew name
Submit 10:06 PM <Azure Sage> https://24.media.tumblr.com/011500e4...m0boo1_500.jpg 'i'll just have one more scoop'
Submit 10:06 PM <Kitsu> Tingle as the king from Faces of Evil
Submit 10:06 PM <PancakeSamurai> Her name is Hindi anyways so fight me

I give up

 

[Mellow Ezlo]

I have no idea where this was going...

[9:06:44 PM] Burning Beast: I AM GOING TO MAKE A ZELDA LINK SKYWARD SWORD SONG COVER USING THE MUSIC OFF BASSHUNTER'S EVERY MORNING
[9:06:56 PM] Clank: Wait, what?
[9:07:01 PM] Burning Beast: A brilliant idea if you ask me
[9:07:13 PM] Burning Beast: Oh you'll see soon enough (hopefully)
[9:07:26 PM] Clank: Right...
[9:07:38 PM] Burning Beast: Just need to tweak the lyrics a bit more and it'll be perfect
[9:07:48 PM] Clank: If you say so...
[9:08:03 PM] Clank: Be sure to not use any copyrighted music...
[9:08:06 PM] Clank: (especially Zelda)
[9:08:13 PM] Burning Beast: Oh it's not Zelda music
[9:08:26 PM] Burning Beast: I'm taking the instrumental of Basshunter's Every Morning
[9:08:45 PM | Removed 9:08:49 PM] Clank: This message has been removed.
[9:08:46 PM] Burning Beast: And changing the lyrics to what would be Link from SS singing about Zelda
[9:08:52 PM] Burning Beast: ...
[9:09:20 PM] Clank: How much he hates her and is glad that she is finally gone so that he can have some fun with Fi?
[9:09:30 PM] Burning Beast: ......
[9:09:34 PM] Burning Beast: No...?
[9:09:36 PM | Edited 9:09:58 PM] Clank: I mean he has to act the part, otherwise he doesn't get to be the king, but still
[9:09:48 PM] Burning Beast: and what was that about?
[9:10:09 PM] Clank: Well, what do you think it was about?
[9:10:15 PM] Burning Beast: No idea...?
[9:10:19 PM] Burning Beast: Never heard the name
[9:14:47 PM] Clank: Clank whistles innocently
[9:15:01 PM] Mezlo: [9:09 PM] Clank:

<<< How much he hates her and is glad that she is finally gone so that he can have some fun with Fi?O_O
[9:15:06 PM] Burning Beast: XD
[9:15:15 PM] Clank: What?
[9:15:29 PM] Clank: Can't a robot dream of another sexy blue robot?
[9:16:11 PM] Burning Beast: O_______________________O
[9:16:24 PM] Clank: I mean little blue robot babies
[9:16:33 PM] Burning Beast: Burning Beast removes image from mind
[9:16:35 PM] Clank: Wouldn't they be like so awesome looking?
[9:17:12 PM] Clank: Just imagine me, but blue and sharper looking
[9:18:02 PM] Burning Beast: anyway....
[9:18:32 PM] Burning Beast: BLUE ROBOT BABIES EVERYWHERE!!!!!
[9:18:41 PM] Burning Beast: Burning Beast faints
[9:18:42 PM] Clank: I would have a little army
[9:18:54 PM] Clank: Then I would rule all the galaxies
[9:20:14 PM] Clank: And all would bow to my might army of babies
[9:20:26 PM] Clank: Not to mention I would have already drugged all the females
[9:20:36 PM] Burning Beast: Um?
[9:20:38 PM] Burning Beast: XD
[9:21:06 PM] Clank: The scent of babies has a drug like effect on females

Went from talking about Beast's song for Zelda, then ended up with Clank talking about his robot baby army XD

 

[Clank]

I have no idea where this was going...



Went from talking about Beast's song for Zelda, then ended up with Clank talking about his robot baby army XD

/me uses his secret powers and bans TSter