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Vanessa28

Angel of Darkness
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ZD Legend
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Yahtzee, Supernatural
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Angel of Darkness
It is good to see you back Koki and guess what...we already made more plans about the future :P
Hoff123 Answered in thread : Zeldamon
10:41 PM <Vanessa28> I would be like how the heck did he know my name?????? Then you say ZD
10:40 PM <kokirion> I think it would be a bit scary Vanessa hahaha
10:39 PM <Sonic> Golden Sun 4
10:37 PM <Vanessa28> Now that would be cool! Hahahahahahaha
Sonic Answered in thread : Pokémon Event - Shiny Legendary Trio Event Downloads At GameStop!!!
Mercedes Answered in thread : What's a Game You Just Couldn't Get into and Why?
10:31 PM <Sonic> I lost all my rangs.
10:30 PM <Thareous> ¡Bienvenidos!
10:29 PM <kokirion> right during the NOS when you're watching, a random stranger will suddenly say: "hey Vanessa, it's me, kokirion "
10:26 PM <Vanessa28> RUSH! Over before it starts
10:25 PM <Sonic> This is with your morning news. ECH.
10:24 PM <Big Octo> Mod we choose fused
10:24 PM <Big Octo> Me too
Thareous Answered in thread : Mafia: Legacy 1
10:24 PM <Vanessa28> This is the NOS with the evening news. The member Kokirion has now become a diplomat
 

CynicalSquid

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The End
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Apache Helicopter
Welcome back to the shoutbox.

We may or may not be high.

3:28 PM <PancakeSamurai> Yes @ Gummy
3:28 PM * Terminus attempts to hug through his latop screen
3:28 PM <PancakeSamurai> I mean Vain
3:28 PM <PancakeSamurai> I can't use brain
3:29 PM <LittleGumball> I can grammer I swears
3:29 PM <justac00lguy> Drugs are for mugs yo
3:29 PM <PancakeSamurai> wut is even like
3:29 PM <Terminus> My grammar are soo gooder
3:29 PM <PancakeSamurai> life*\
3:29 PM <PancakeSamurai> Jesus Crisht
3:29 PM <TSter The Great> dafuq it grammar??
3:29 PM <PancakeSamurai> I can't type for my life
3:29 PM <TSter The Great> INB4 PAncake says "umm... what is "grammar"? O_O"
3:29 PM <Sonic> I'm even more smarter than I already are!
3:29 PM <Terminus> Welcome to typoland
3:30 PM <Terminus> Please enjoy your syat
3:30 PM <LittleGumball> This is what everyone's been missing for a month...
 
6:56 PM <BeastModeMan97> xD
6:56 PM <LittleGumball> ......
6:56 PM <Rocky> dot dot dot
6:56 PM <PancakeSamurai> O_________________________________________o
6:56 PM <Killjoy> just sayin...
6:56 PM <BeastModeMan97> .......
6:55 PM <Killjoy> Meru makes me drool
6:55 PM <BeastModeMan97> lol
6:55 PM <LittleGumball> ...sorry...
6:55 PM <BeastModeMan97> Well... good thing none of my family was around for that link GUMBALL
6:54 PM <odd300> I did
6:54 PM <LittleGumball> Did someone say Meru? http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s...agoon/Meru.jpg

ROFL at myself!
 

Terminus

If I was a wizard this wouldn't be happening to me
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5:26 PM <Big Octo> Assbutt
Submit 5:26 PM <LittleGumball> <Sonic> I caught PancakeSamurai! <-- Give a nickname to PancakeSamurai?
Submit 5:26 PM <Big Octo> Pokemon Eggs & bacon editions
Submit 5:24 PM <Sonic> Pokémon x Harvest Moon
PancakeSamurai Answered in thread : Which Song Are You Currently Listening To?
Submit 5:22 PM <Sonic> TP + WW + OoS
CraptainFalcon Answered in thread : Which Song Are You Currently Listening To?
Submit 5:21 PM <Big Octo> TWW>life
Submit 5:20 PM <Sonic> Everything > OoT
Submit 5:19 PM <PancakeSamurai> If I ever recorded me playing a game it would be a game I'm actually good at... Which is OoT
Submit 5:18 PM <Sonic> I caught PancakeSamurai!


x'D Poor Pancreas Samurai xD

Another text fail, about a freak Arizonan rainstorm.

Me: So random
Gummy: Well I like pain so :P
Me: Rain you mean?
Gummy: OMG I MEANT RAIN FREAKING T9 XD
 
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Terminus

If I was a wizard this wouldn't be happening to me
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[7:49:17 PM] Lozzy: omg, you know the best way to go
[7:49:25 PM] Lozzy: either get sucked into a black hole
[7:49:26 PM] Lozzy: or
[7:49:39 PM] Mr. Clever: Not at all!
[7:49:42 PM] Mr. Clever: o:
[7:49:42 PM] Lozzy: be situated about half a light year from a super nova
[7:50:20 PM] Lozzy: [7:49 PM] Mr. Clever:

<<< Not at all!Well, this is ideal. But if not possible. I'd like to be sucked into a black hole :)
[7:50:33 PM] Mr. Clever: ;p

xD
 

Terminus

If I was a wizard this wouldn't be happening to me
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[7:19:17 PM] Mr. Clever: ...
[7:19:39 PM] Beast: ...
[7:19:44 PM] Mr. Clever: ...
[7:19:46 PM] Beast: ...
[7:19:48 PM] Mr. Clever: ...
[7:19:50 PM] Beast: ...
[7:19:50 PM] Mr. Clever: ...
[7:19:52 PM] Beast: ..
[7:19:53 PM] Mr. Clever: ...
[7:19:54 PM] Beast: damn it
[7:19:55 PM] Mr. Clever: ...
[7:20:00 PM] Mr. Clever: GDI Mate
[7:20:07 PM] Beast: xD

GDI mate...
 

Azure Sage

March onward forever...
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ZD Legend
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2:01 PM <mandym287> wait what
2:01 PM <Big Octo> Zora Butt Water is a codeword for terrorist activity!
2:01 PM <mandym287> The... Zora Butt Watergate Scandal
2:01 PM <mandym287> They'll have to come up with a catchy name for this conspiracy!
2:01 PM <Big Octo> the NSA would explode trying to figure out our conversations
2:01 PM <mandym287> And all of these Zora Butt Water discussions
2:00 PM <mandym287> Imagine if the government got ahold of our chat logs
2:00 PM <Sroa Link> insecure? does this mean our conversations are recorded by the government?
2:00 PM <mandym287> He's very self-conscious. If you offend him, he might run away again.
1:59 PM <Shadsie> Someone replaced its feathers with cybernetics and forced it to watch endless TV!
1:59 PM <Azure Sage> it's insecure because it has fewer letters than shoutbox, making it feel inferior
1:59 PM <Sroa Link> lol
1:59 PM <Azure Sage> the shoutbox's insecure cousin, chatbox
1:59 PM <mandym287> He did a little comb over so it says Chatbox instead of Shoutbox
1:59 PM <Shadsie> IT'S ALIVE!!!
1:59 PM <Azure Sage> THIS ISN'T SHOUTBOX, THIS IS CHATBOX
1:59 PM <Shadsie> The Shoutbox... it's... it's ALIVE?!
1:59 PM <Azure Sage> CHATBOX
1:59 PM <mandym287> The shoutbox had a bad hair day
1:59 PM <Sroa Link> CHATBOX!!!!
1:58 PM <Azure Sage> MAKE UP YOUR MIIIIIND
1:58 PM <Azure Sage> geez
1:58 PM <Azure Sage> Shoutbox is back AGAIN?

Shoutbox is back and then this happens
 

Terminus

If I was a wizard this wouldn't be happening to me
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[6:08:40 PM] Matt: I have discovered an extremely potent weapon that has the power to stop evil in its tracks:
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4ppb6hZF51qdlh1io1_400.gif
[6:09:47 PM] Mr. Clever: d'aww
[6:10:10 PM] Lozzy: (hug)
[6:10:45 PM] Matt: This mysterious creature has powerful mind control abilities.
[6:11:02 PM] Matt: Capable of pacifying any who come within visual range of it.
[6:11:13 PM] Matt: We must study this ability.
[6:14:55 PM] Lozzy: OMG Matt
[6:14:55 PM] Lozzy: you don't think
[6:14:59 PM] Lozzy: Could they be
[6:15:02 PM] Lozzy: Leviathans (worry)

Typical time in the SF chat.

Usually there's more Star trek though.
 

Mellow Ezlo

Spoony Bard
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eh?
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Slothkin
Brace yourself...
[6:46:51 PM] TSter: Anyway, I'm gonna go for a bit
[6:46:54 PM] Salmon: :c
[6:47:02 PM] TSter: Because I'm bored
[6:47:08 PM] Salmon: but clanky-poo will end up committing suicide without you
[6:47:14 PM] Salmon: apparently he doesn't like me ;-;
[6:47:14 PM] TSter: D:
[6:47:17 PM] Clank: NOOOOOO
[6:47:28 PM | Edited 6:47:46 PM] Clank: I DON'T WANT TO DIE, NOT AGAIN
[6:47:36 PM] Salmon: wat
[6:47:54 PM] TSter: TSter uses his ultra mega awesome powers to make it physically and mentally impossible for the robot, Clank, to die an untimely death at his own hands
[6:48:12 PM] TSter: And with that, I bid adieu!
[6:48:15 PM] Clank: Clank becomes Klunk
[6:48:19 PM] Salmon: :I
[6:48:23 PM] Salmon: well bye
[6:48:25 PM] Clank: Clank uses RYNO on Klunk
[6:48:26 PM] Salmon: i'll miss you
[6:48:42 PM] TSter: I miss you already :(
[6:48:46 PM] TSter: Right, leaving...
[6:48:47 PM] Salmon: XD
[6:48:53 PM] TSter: BYE!! (wave)
[6:49:00 PM] Salmon: Bye :3
[6:49:28 PM] TSter: OK, notifications are disabled, so nothing will attract me back here for at least a half hour
[6:49:37 PM] TSter: Right... bye again
[6:49:41 PM] Salmon: EXCEPT FOR MY BUTT
[6:49:49 PM] Salmon: Just kidding my butt is a pancake.
[6:49:59 PM] TSter: That literally came up as I was exiting
[6:50:07 PM] TSter: And you're right, it worked XD
[6:50:09 PM] Salmon: XDDDD
[6:50:15 PM] Clank: Clank starts to worry
[6:50:25 PM] TSter: OK NO MOREDISTRACTINS I AM LEACVING NOW BYE!!!
[6:50:28 PM] Salmon: awww
[6:50:31 PM] Salmon: BUT MY BUTT
[6:50:32 PM] Salmon: <3
[6:50:50 PM] TSter: must... resist... butt... but...
[6:50:55 PM] TSter: OK, but srsly
[6:51:00 PM] Clank: Clank uses RYNO on TSter
[6:51:00 PM] TSter: Bye for now (wave)
[6:51:04 PM] TSter: D:
[6:51:09 PM] TSter: Don't kill me
[6:51:12 PM] Clank: Now it is all mine
[6:51:15 PM] TSter: Please don't kill me!
[6:51:16 PM] Clank: All mine
[6:51:17 PM] TSter: O_O
[6:51:28 PM] TSter: What, butt?
[6:51:39 PM] TSter: Well YOU CAN'T HAVE IT!!
[6:51:41 PM] Clank: Anyhting of yours, including that
[6:51:48 PM] Clank: Fine
[6:51:51 PM] TSter: You want my butt?
[6:51:53 PM] TSter: wat
[6:51:54 PM] Clank: Clank uses RYNO again
[6:52:02 PM] Clank: Clank uses RYNO again
[6:52:04 PM] TSter: TSter FINALLY leaves
[6:52:09 PM] Clank: Clank uses RYNO again

I'm terrible at leaving XD

Also, I think Clank needs a little less butt in his life. :right:

EDIT: And then I come back to this...
[6:52:34 PM] Salmon: [6:51 PM] TSter:

<<< "You want my butt?"
yes
[6:52:36 PM] Salmon: i mean

EDIT again: This is fun. I like lurking Skype chats :)
[6:56:34 PM] Salmon: OMG TSTER DON'T PUT THAT CRAP ON ZD XD
[6:56:48 PM] Salmon: my butt is a privilege for only special people
[6:57:02 PM] Clank: Not anymore
[6:57:07 PM] Salmon: nobody should know about my pancake butt........ except for everyone.
[6:58:24 PM] Clank: Welp
[6:58:34 PM] Clank: The whole world knows about it now
[6:58:49 PM] Salmon: :D
 
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