Funny or Memorable IM or Shoutbox Conversations.

[Mellow Ezlo]

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My SB history for today O_O

 

[Terminus]

My SB history for today O_O

Can we drop the "SB" from this thread name?

 

[Wolf Sage]

I wish random changes such as the abrupt removal of the chat box and "Like" system were either 1.) announced ahead of time or 2.) explained afterwards instead of just being kept in the dark and catching us all off-guard. Problems that sort of just creep up on you are irritating enough as is...

 

[Terminus]

[2:10:38 PM] Mr. Clever: I hope (whew)
[2:11:02 PM] Mr. Clever: Finally got the XRay mod updated
[2:11:25 PM] Dan: cheater!
[2:11:41 PM] Mr. Clever: I use it for lighting
[2:11:45 PM] Mr. Clever: "L" key
[2:11:51 PM] Mr. Clever: Illuminates everything
[2:11:53 PM] Dan: Suuuure
[2:11:54 PM] Dan: ( (flag:gb) In love with: P )
[2:11:57 PM] Dan: wtf
[2:11:59 PM] Mr. Clever: xD
[2:12:03 PM] Dan: that's just random

Randomosity.

 

[LittleGumball]

[11:26:28 AM] Salmon: fused
[11:26:32 AM] Salmon: will you sing me a song
[11:26:34 AM] Salmon: please
[11:26:37 AM] Salmon: no
[11:26:40 AM] FOOLISH SQUIDWARD (also Stephanie): i can't sing :/
[11:26:46 AM] Salmon: I don't care.
[11:26:52 AM] Salmon: Odd won't. I need you to do it for him.
[11:26:58 AM] Salmon: I NEED YOU
[11:27:18 AM] FOOLISH SQUIDWARD (also Stephanie): :0
[11:27:24 AM] Salmon: BBY PLS
[11:27:32 AM] Salmon: BBY PLS COM BAK
[11:27:44 AM] Salmon: PIK UP UR BEGZ OF DA SAIDWOK
[11:27:55 AM | Removed 11:28:32 AM] Salmon: This message has been removed.
[11:28:24 AM] Salmon: DON U HERE SENZERIDE N MAI VOIS WEN I TOK
[11:28:35 AM] FOOLISH SQUIDWARD (also Stephanie): i feel stupider after reading that
[11:28:35 AM] Salmon: out of order :c
[11:28:47 AM] Salmon: TOD U DIS WUZ MAI FALT
[11:28:55 AM] Salmon: LUK MEH N DA I BAL
[11:29:18 AM] Salmon: NEZ TAIM IMMA AEM MAH FIZT AT DA DRAI WAL
[11:29:22 AM] Salmon: is that the lyrics
[11:29:34 AM] Salmon: NEX TAIM?
[11:29:39 AM] Salmon: DERE WON B NO NEX TAIM
[11:29:57 AM] Salmon: I APOLOGAIZ EVN DO I NO IZ LAIZ
[11:30:14 AM] Salmon: I'M TIRD UF DA GAEMZ
[11:30:21 AM] Salmon: that's all I can remember XD
[11:30:31 AM] FOOLISH SQUIDWARD (also Stephanie): stop please
[11:30:39 AM] FOOLISH SQUIDWARD (also Stephanie): summer has already made me stupid
[11:30:46 AM] FOOLISH SQUIDWARD (also Stephanie): i don't need bad spelling to help
[11:30:54 AM] Salmon: I SAID THAT'S ALL I CAN REMEMBER
[11:31:00 AM] Salmon: IT TOOK SO MUCH EFFORT TO TYPE LIKE THAT

actuly am minm
no rely
i cen rep i swer

 

[Vanessa28]

Oh Laz :xd:
This is a VC so hard to type it right but I made him repeat it

[10:50:29 PM] Lazarusryu: He can take trash and turn it into Gourmet Food

About James Cameron in case you wonder

 

[Ventus]

Good shizzle

[7:03:41 PM] Cheesehead: Canadians are -----, the British are -----, Americans have no ---erm...they're fat
[7:03:42 PM] Koala: Are you on weed?
[7:03:43 PM] Koala:
[7:04:12 PM] Jamie Creaghan: Canadians are -----?
[7:04:17 PM] Jamie Creaghan: o______________________________________________o
[7:04:23 PM] Jamie Creaghan: That's the most absurd thing you've said all day.
[7:04:35 PM] Cheesehead: yes every canadian is a male
[7:04:39 PM] Cheesehead: and all americans are female
[7:04:42 PM] Cheesehead: fact of life
[7:04:45 PM] Koala: Holy ****, I thought that was Jamie saying Canadians are -----.
[7:04:48 PM] Koala: Damn, I'm high.
[7:04:50 PM] Jamie Creaghan: Lol
[7:04:52 PM] Cheesehead: lol
[7:04:58 PM] Jamie Creaghan: I am Canadian
[7:05:05 PM] Cheesehead: you're also male
[7:05:09 PM] Jamie Creaghan: and we're one of the friendliest nations in the world
[7:05:12 PM] Cheesehead: Canadians therefore are male

 

[Terminus]

[4:17:30 PM] Dan: bump
[4:17:47 PM] Mr. Clever: Lump
[4:18:23 PM] Dan: thump
[4:18:32 PM] Mr. Clever: dump
[4:18:40 PM] Vee: pump
[4:19:07 PM] Dan: forest gump
[4:19:14 PM] Mr. Clever: sump
[4:19:27 PM] Vee: thumb
[4:19:34 PM] Dan: lum
[4:19:41 PM] Vee: hum
[4:19:44 PM] Mr. Clever: Fun
[4:19:49 PM] Vee: sun
[4:19:54 PM] Mr. Clever: pun
[4:20:25 PM] Vee: nun
[4:20:36 PM] Mr. Clever: run
[4:20:54 PM] Vee: hun
[4:21:06 PM] BeastModeMan97: bum
[4:21:10 PM] Mr. Clever: shun
[4:22:00 PM] Vee: gun
[4:22:07 PM] Mr. Clever: hun
[4:22:13 PM] BeastModeMan97: bun
[4:22:48 PM] Mr. Clever: ton
Vee
BeastModeMan97

...

 

[Vanessa28]

I need the like button here!

[1:30:36] God: Wick
[1:30:39] God: lol
[1:30:42] Vanessa: prick
[1:30:46] Vanessa: kick
[1:30:47] God: Orange
[1:30:53] God:
[1:30:58] Vanessa: hehehehehehehe
[1:31:05] Mr. Clever: Dammit >I
[1:31:13] God: I win
[1:31:28] Vanessa: LAZ!!!

 

[Burning Beast]

[1:55:19 PM] BeastModeMan97: Hmm
[5:21:46 PM] Clank: Hmm
[5:22:24 PM] BeastModeMan97: Hmm
[5:22:33 PM] Clank: Hmm
[5:22:39 PM] BeastModeMan97: Hmm
[5:22:46 PM] Clank: Hmm
[5:22:51 PM] BeastModeMan97: Hmm
[5:22:54 PM] Clank: Hmm
[5:22:56 PM] BeastModeMan97: Hmm
[5:22:58 PM] Clank: Hmm
[5:22:59 PM] BeastModeMan97: Hmm
[5:23:02 PM] Clank: Hmm
[5:23:02 PM] BeastModeMan97: Hmm
[5:23:04 PM] Clank: Hmm
[5:23:04 PM] BeastModeMan97: Hmm
[5:23:08 PM] Clank: Hmm
[5:23:08 PM] BeastModeMan97: Hmm
[5:23:12 PM] Clank: Hmm
[5:23:12 PM] BeastModeMan97: Hmm
[5:23:16 PM] Clank: Hmm
[5:23:16 PM] BeastModeMan97: Hmm
[5:23:18 PM] Clank: Hmm
[5:23:20 PM] BeastModeMan97: Hmm
[5:23:24 PM] Clank: Hmm
[5:23:24 PM] BeastModeMan97: Hmm
[5:23:44 PM] Clank: Hmm

 

[CynicalSquid]

I love you, Annie

3870
PancakeSamurai 08-02-2013 09:38 AM ET (US)
I can't open ZD o.o

3871
Annie. 08-02-2013 09:38 AM ET (US)
I can't either o.o

3872
PancakeSamurai 08-02-2013 09:43 AM ET (US)
Thar broke it again

3873
Annie. 08-02-2013 09:45 AM ET (US)
Thar should be banned. He's breaking so many hearts :c And you know what happens to people when their hearts break? No human body can function without a heart. So they die! D: Thar shouldn't just be banned. He should be thrown in jail for doing this terrible deed. Repeatedly. He should be hanged! ;-;

3874
PancakeSamurai 08-02-2013 09:48 AM ET (US)
xD

Brb dying

3875
Annie. 08-02-2013 09:49 AM ET (US)
No! Thar should die, not you! What are you doing?

BRING THAR DOWN! BRING THAR DOWN! WE DON'T WANT THIS NUISANCE ANYMORE! BRING THAR DOWN! He killed so many innocent lives ;-;

3876
PancakeSamurai 08-02-2013 09:50 AM ET (US)
Should we tell our god Mases

...

Or should we bring in the big guns...

Reggie

3877
Annie. 08-02-2013 09:53 AM ET (US)
Oh Great and Almighty Reggie! Would you please spare a second of your precious and valuable time for us little creatures? Please rid us of this thing called Thar! This evil being is killing too many. Oh, wonderful and great Reggie, may you please do this deed for us? ;-;

3878
PancakeSamurai 08-02-2013 09:56 AM ET (US)
http://i49.tinypic.com/ngszv6.jpg

3879
Annie. 08-02-2013 09:58 AM ET (US)
Reggie is our universe! <3

3880
PancakeSamurai 08-02-2013 09:58 AM ET (US)
xD

3881
Annie. 08-02-2013 10:00 AM ET (US)
None other is greater than him. We shalt forever be below him, and follow his every commend. Oh Great, Reggie, we will forever have faith in you and follow you!

3882
PancakeSamurai 08-02-2013 10:01 AM ET (US)
I can't xD

3883
Annie. 08-02-2013 10:03 AM ET (US)
Oh no! One of our own has betrayed us! ;-; He can't believe in your power and kind heart, oh great Reggie! This being has betrayed us! Oh, merciful Reggie, please show us what to do! ;-;

3884
PancakeSamurai 08-02-2013 10:06 AM ET (US)



3885
Annie. 08-02-2013 10:09 AM ET (US)
Oh no! This imposter! He is pretending to be you, oh great and almighty Reggie! He knows not what he is doing! Oh will your gracefulness please spare his life with your merciful heart? ;-;

3886
PancakeSamurai 08-02-2013 10:11 AM ET (US)
I don't know how to respond to any of this...

3887
Annie.Person08-02-2013 10:13 AM ET (US)
Hush, you. Just pray to our great and almighty Reggie, and ask him to forgive your sins. You have committed a terrible crime. You have betrayed us and turned your back to the gracefulness of Reggie. May he help you on the right path again ;-;

3888
PancakeSamurai 08-02-2013 10:21 AM ET (US)
*Prays*

 

[Vanessa28]

Awww that Beastie man Always good to hear how he cares about his friends I'm sorry...I'm so so sorry...Beastie for the next Doctor

[7:54:08] Vanessa: Yeah it is shame I should be send to work while it is going to be way above 90F today
[7:54:20] BeastModeMan97: :O
[7:54:29] BeastModeMan97: I'm sorry
[7:55:52] Vanessa: (chuckle)
[7:56:16] BeastModeMan97: Why?
[8:02:01] Vanessa: Why should you be sorry? Oh VC over?
[8:02:16] BeastModeMan97: VC has been over forever
[8:02:32] BeastModeMan97: And I'm sorry to hear you have to work in 90 degree weather

 

[Night Owl]

[1:55:19 PM] BeastModeMan97: Hmm
[5:21:46 PM] Clank: Hmm
[5:22:24 PM] BeastModeMan97: Hmm
[5:22:33 PM] Clank: Hmm
[5:22:39 PM] BeastModeMan97: Hmm
[5:22:46 PM] Clank: Hmm
[5:22:51 PM] BeastModeMan97: Hmm
[5:22:54 PM] Clank: Hmm
[5:22:56 PM] BeastModeMan97: Hmm
[5:22:58 PM] Clank: Hmm
[5:22:59 PM] BeastModeMan97: Hmm
[5:23:02 PM] Clank: Hmm
[5:23:02 PM] BeastModeMan97: Hmm
[5:23:04 PM] Clank: Hmm
[5:23:04 PM] BeastModeMan97: Hmm
[5:23:08 PM] Clank: Hmm
[5:23:08 PM] BeastModeMan97: Hmm
[5:23:12 PM] Clank: Hmm
[5:23:12 PM] BeastModeMan97: Hmm
[5:23:16 PM] Clank: Hmm
[5:23:16 PM] BeastModeMan97: Hmm
[5:23:18 PM] Clank: Hmm
[5:23:20 PM] BeastModeMan97: Hmm
[5:23:24 PM] Clank: Hmm
[5:23:24 PM] BeastModeMan97: Hmm
[5:23:44 PM] Clank: Hmm

Hmm

(Couldn't resist :xd

 

[Mellow Ezlo]

[2:50:04 PM] TSter: I think imma go
[2:50:20 PM] TSter: downstairs
[2:50:26 PM] TSter: to do... something
[2:50:31 PM] Salmon: ...
[2:50:32 PM] Salmon: okay.
[2:50:46 PM] TSter:
[2:50:50 PM] TSter: Bye
[2:51:00 PM] Salmon: bye :/
[2:51:04 PM] Salmon: now i'm all alone D:
[2:51:14 PM] TSter: ;(
[2:51:18 PM] TSter: Sorry
[2:51:26 PM] TSter: But my dad doesn't want me to computer all day
[2:51:28 PM] Salmon: IF YOU WERE REALLY SORRY YOU WOULD STAY
[2:51:33 PM] Salmon: I getcha.
[2:51:40 PM] Salmon: I'm picking up what you're putting down.
[2:52:08 PM] TSter:
[2:52:17 PM] Salmon: JSUT LEAVE XD
[2:52:26 PM] Salmon: don't drag this out :c
[2:52:29 PM] TSter: OK
[2:52:31 PM] TSter: Bye
[2:52:34 PM] Salmon: bye1
[2:52:36 PM] Salmon: *bye!
[2:52:41 PM] Salmon: I CAN'T SHIFT KEY
[2:52:51 PM] Salmon: so i guess NOW i'm all alone.
[2:53:13 PM] TSter: OMG DAVE, I said bye, and yet he keeps messaging me
[2:53:16 PM] TSter: Oh, woops...
[2:53:19 PM] TSter: Bye
[2:53:21 PM] Salmon: XD
[2:53:24 PM] Salmon: BYE DAVE
[2:53:40 PM] TSter: NOW I'm gon
[2:54:09 PM] Salmon: bye
[2:54:13 PM] Salmon: for like the 5th time
[2:54:17 PM] Salmon: JUST LEAVE ME ALONE
[2:54:19 PM] Salmon: IT'S HOW I'M MEANT TO BE
[2:54:43 PM] Salmon: Just
[2:54:45 PM] Salmon: you know
[2:54:47 PM] Salmon: sitting here
[2:54:50 PM] Salmon: alone
[2:54:50 PM] Salmon: in the dark
[2:55:03 PM] Salmon: except it's not dark because hello glass door
[2:55:06 PM] Salmon: but still
[2:55:19 PM] Salmon: ALONE
[2:56:10 PM] Salmon: Salmon sniffs
[2:56:19 PM] Salmon: and iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
[2:56:26 PM] Salmon: will always love you
[2:56:44 PM] Salmon: NEAR
[2:56:51 PM] Salmon: FAR
[2:57:02 PM] Salmon: WHEREVER YOU ARE
[2:57:27 PM] Salmon: when will my reflection show
[2:57:29 PM] Salmon: who i am
[2:57:32 PM] Salmon: insiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide
[2:57:50 PM] Salmon: Salmon cries

Guilt trip much??

 

[LittleGumball]

Guilt trip much??