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[Azure Sage]

4:11 AM <Violet> toasty poasty oats
4:11 AM <Azure Sage> toasty poasts
4:11 AM <Violet> poasty toasty
4:11 AM <Azure Sage> make poast toast
4:11 AM <JuicieJ> poast
4:11 AM <Azure Sage> poast toast
4:11 AM <Azure Sage> toast toast toast
4:11 AM <Violet> xD
4:11 AM <Azure Sage> toast
4:11 AM <Azure Sage> poast taost
4:11 AM <Azure Sage> yes poast
4:10 AM <Violet> you did dat on purpose
4:10 AM <Violet> poast
4:10 AM <Azure Sage> sis go poast on my new thread :3

Early morning insanity.

 

[Terminus]

The Doctor is so bored
[2:52:08 PM] Vee: get unbored
[2:52:58 PM] The Doctor: I think I will attempt to purchase GMod
[2:57:42 PM] Vee: At first I thought you said you attempt to purchase God (rofl)
[2:57:53 PM] The Doctor: x'D

When one doesn't take the time to read my sloppy posts

 

[Terminus]

[3:30:50 PM] Dan: [3:23 PM] The Doctor:

<<< Although I did look ginger in grades 5-6 but stopped till this yearGiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinger!
[3:31:00 PM] The Doctor: DAAAAAANNNN!!!
[3:31:12 PM] Dan:
[3:31:25 PM] The Doctor: Aw man another 13 minutes of Installing Portal
[3:31:49 PM] Dan: you are installing portal on the craptop... :I
[3:31:50 PM] Rob: I'm gonna try playing SR3 and hope for no lag. Care to join Dan?
[3:32:01 PM] Dan: I'm in bed Rob xD
[3:32:02 PM] The Doctor: Yes
[3:32:08 PM] The Doctor: Quite stupidly
[3:32:18 PM] The Doctor: It should work
[3:32:24 PM] Dan: erm...
[3:32:26 PM] The Doctor: But I know P2 wont
[3:32:31 PM] Vee: what is it for?
[3:32:35 PM] The Doctor: Hey Minecraft did
[3:32:42 PM] Rob: Get out of bed.
[3:32:44 PM] Dan: yeah true
[3:32:50 PM] Dan: work tomorrow though
[3:32:55 PM] Vee: Heheheheheheheh Dan and Rob are back
[3:32:59 PM] Rob: Rob throws Sir Dan out of bed and into his computer chair.
[3:33:07 PM] The Doctor: Hes a Sir!
[3:33:07 PM] Dan: ;(
[3:33:14 PM] Rob: Now load up SR3.
[3:33:14 PM] The Doctor: You cant do that to sirs!
[3:33:18 PM] Dan: i got nailed to the bed
[3:33:27 PM] Rob: XD
[3:33:32 PM] Rob: I'm sorry Dan.
[3:33:41 PM] The Doctor: Read "mailed"
[3:33:47 PM] Rob: Rob picks up Dan from the chair and tucks him back into bed.
[3:33:51 PM] The Doctor: The Doctor ships Dan to his bed
[3:33:56 PM] Dan: thanks you rob
[3:34:01 PM] The Doctor: The Doctor ships Dan WITH his bed
[3:34:09 PM] Dan: :O
[3:34:35 PM] Vee: (rofl)

Inanity of the Hippo Devotees

Changing photo time...
[6:06:53 PM] The Doctor: ?
[6:06:54 PM] BeastModeMan97: Shirtless look is not cool...
[6:07:40 PM] BeastModeMan97: Screw it
[6:07:45 PM] BeastModeMan97: xD
[6:08:47 PM] BeastModeMan97: Blegh ear acne
[6:08:50 PM] BeastModeMan97: ...
[6:08:54 PM] BeastModeMan97: Ache
[6:08:54 PM] The Doctor: Ouch
[6:08:59 PM] The Doctor: oh lol
[6:09:10 PM] The Doctor: Ear acne... x'D
[6:09:22 PM] BeastModeMan97: Lol

Interesting....

*Backs the **** away*

 

[Mellow Ezlo]

1:22 AM <Axle the Beast> lol
1:22 AM <Krazy4Krash> potatoes
1:22 AM <Axle the Beast> Well go do that, or soon you'll be dead.
1:21 AM <TSter The Great> Aww, but I was just about to eat bread
1:21 AM <Axle the Beast> Stop rhyming or I'll shoot you behind the shed.
1:21 AM <TSter The Great> So to the fridge I am led
1:20 AM <TSter The Great> But first I must be fed
1:20 AM <TSter The Great> And now I'm off to bed
1:20 AM <TSter The Great> That's a lot of red O_O

Way to ruin the streak Thanks K4K

 

[Terminus]

[10:54:03 AM] *** Group call ***
[11:05:00 AM] Vee: Doctor Who Windows 7 Theme | PCWorld
[11:19:35 AM] The Doctor: http://puu.sh/3wuNO.png
[11:23:37 AM] The Doctor: https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/944170_618720321494208_1924701261_n.jpg
[11:28:31 AM] The Doctor: https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/944194_618734874826086_1927237388_n.jpg
[11:34:34 AM] The Doctor: Things That Are on Your Mind - Page 144
[11:43:12 AM] The Doctor: Things That Are on Your Mind - Who Posted?
[11:44:57 AM] The Doctor: https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1043939_618228151543425_1817057955_n.jpg
[11:49:48 AM] The Doctor: Amazon.com: 100% Silk Woven Plum Paisley Self-Tie Bow Tie: Clothing
[11:52:24 AM] The Doctor: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-3Hf81M2In...0Q/s320/3788084-high-doctor-who-series-7b.jpg
[12:00:28 PM] The Doctor: https://fbcdn-profile-a.akamaihd.ne...s160x160/198764_104938369607334_6410926_n.jpg
[12:01:51 PM] The Doctor: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...e_Master.png/250px-Versions_of_the_Master.png
[12:08:27 PM] The Doctor: https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/5367712000/h1EF84EF1/
[12:09:30 PM] The Doctor: http://static.igossip.com/photos_2012/215/davros-totally-looks-like-madonna.jpg
[12:10:04 PM] The Doctor: http://rubileaks.files.wordpress.co...looks-like-david-tennant-doctor-who.jpg?w=401
[12:11:52 PM] The Doctor: https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/...8DW7nbXVzNSOAK66WV4atVs4dlfGaBumMYjGJhn2dS84m
[12:13:42 PM] The Doctor: R.I.P. Wii Vitality Sensor: Why Nintendo’s Weird Peripheral Lost its Pulse | GenGAME
[12:31:18 PM] The Doctor: http://i.imgur.com/xZYwK7H.jpg
[12:33:00 PM] The Doctor: Mission Impossible Theme(full theme) - YouTube
[12:39:45 PM] The Doctor: https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/998824_140713296128446_762849164_n.jpg
[12:44:40 PM] The Doctor: https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/994208_618762051490035_1082810751_n.jpg
[12:53:28 PM] Vee: Dan VC
[1:01:59 PM] Dan: i#M
[1:02:01 PM] Dan: back
[1:02:06 PM] The Doctor: JOIN US!
[1:02:11 PM] The Doctor: YOU WILL BECOME LIKE US
[1:02:20 PM] Dan: I dunno the last time someone said that it ended pretty badly...
[1:02:35 PM] Dan: *Dan remembers the ritual club he join*
[1:02:41 PM] The Doctor: xD
[1:04:20 PM] Dan: okay
[1:05:30 PM] The Doctor: https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/580478_522431477811548_1175694837_n.jpg
[1:08:18 PM] Vee: Dan join mate
[1:08:26 PM] The Doctor: Comon sir
[1:08:50 PM] BeastModeMan97: DAN GET YOUR EFFIN BUTT IN HERE! (angry)
[1:17:21 PM] The Doctor: http://puu.sh/3vYmp
[1:17:30 PM] The Doctor: http://puu.sh/3vYne
[1:19:40 PM] The Doctor: trenchcoatgallifreyan
[1:20:36 PM] The Doctor: http://puu.sh/3h3fV
[1:28:16 PM] The Doctor: http://puu.sh/2q7sP
[1:28:47 PM] The Doctor: http://puu.sh/2DRaJ
[1:44:30 PM] The Doctor: https://www.facebook.com/eric.sulla...fset=0&total_comments=2&notif_t=share_comment
[1:44:31 PM] The Doctor: xD

Sorry but VC's don't get a transcript.

 

[CynicalSquid]

This was in a QT of a finished Mafia game.

I have no idea why the QT is still alive or why I'm in it.

611
PancakeSamurai
07-06-2013
01:04 AM ET (US)
Annie wrath sounds scary. She's so sweet that she probably had the most terrifying wrath in existence.

612
Mido
07-06-2013
11:36 AM ET (US)
She was actually close to getting pretty pissed off at one point in the game. I don't remember where the posts are in this QT, but it was around the time she questioned Keeseman, if I recall. His aggressive, stubborn playstyle was making her mad!

EDIT: Scratch that, I checked it. It was musicfan's insolence that made her want to scream. (Post 188, I think.)=O

613
PancakeSamurai
07-06-2013
11:58 AM ET (US)
Yea, I saw that in the game.

Seriously though, it seems like if you ever got on her bad side she'd rip you apart and bury your body parts in different parts of the world.

I don't know why I imagine her to be that violent when she's angry. xD

614
Mido
07-06-2013
01:09 PM ET (US)
Nah, i can see that being true, too, though!

I feel like if Annie was in full -on rage mode, she'd kill! >PD

615
PancakeSamurai
07-06-2013
01:27 PM ET (US)
Well, you'd probably have to do something big to make her truly pissed off.

616
Mido
07-06-2013
01:30 PM ET (US)
So it seems! It makeths me wonder
what she'll say to all this now.

617
PancakeSamurai
07-06-2013
01:32 PM ET (US)
She'd either laugh at us, think we are weird, or kill us for finding out her secrets.

618
Mido
07-06-2013
01:35 PM ET (US)
Let's hope for the former, man! I fear Annie's wrath, after almost seeing it myself!

*Hides from Annie.* O.O

619
PancakeSamurai
07-06-2013
01:37 PM ET (US)
Spare our lives Annie. :'(

I'm scared.

620
Mido
07-06-2013
01:42 PM ET (US)
Quick! Find a hiding place! Before it's too late!

Save the food supply!!!!!!!!!

621
PancakeSamurai
07-06-2013
01:43 PM ET (US)
*runs to the fridge real quick and hides*

She's probably going to think we're weird. XD

622
Mido
07-06-2013
01:46 PM ET (US)
Oh, most definitely! XD

In case of Anneh's wrath, we need to find bait to distract her with, like Honey Nut Cheerios or something of the sort.

623
PancakeSamurai
07-06-2013
01:48 PM ET (US)
Omg, I'm dying xD

Honey Nut Cheerios? xD

624
Mido
07-06-2013
01:50 PM ET (US)
Or Fruit Loops!

I think Annie would get even angrier if we tried Frosted Flakes. XD

625
PancakeSamurai
07-06-2013
01:52 PM ET (US)
Yes, because the best way to stop an angry woman from killing you is to give her a bowl of cereal xD

626
Mido
07-06-2013
01:55 PM ET (US)
75% of doctors recommend this course of action! :-D

If cereal doesn't work, there's always the iconic, "ooh, piece of candy!" Trick! The stakes are high, so I'm willing to try anything here!

627
PancakeSamurai
07-06-2013
01:55 PM ET (US)
Or Annie will just die laughing from reading this

628
Mido
07-06-2013
02:01 PM ET (US)
XD, Now I'm looking forward to her return! Nonetheless, we still must take caution!

We have two solutions left:
1.) We have our bait trix, but if that doesn't work=
2.) The classic "serenading" strategem, but it could prove too risky in this dire situation!

Anyways, might as well prepare for impact.

*begins to lay out Cheerios*

629
PancakeSamurai
07-06-2013
02:03 PM ET (US)
I'm not good at serenading xD

630
Mido
07-06-2013
02:06 PM ET (US)
Me neither! And I don't think our choral experience will aid us in this dire hour!! XD

Here, taketh some cereal! :O

631
PancakeSamurai
07-06-2013
02:08 PM ET (US)
I'll try to write her a song and then we can both sing to her and try to make her fall madly in love with us.Edited 07-06-2013 02:08 PM

632
Mido
07-06-2013
02:10 PM ET (US)
Capital, Mathias!

First, we need a tune!

633
PancakeSamurai
07-06-2013
02:13 PM ET (US)
Umm... writing a love song is hard.

634
Mido
07-06-2013
02:17 PM ET (US)
Agreed, big time! And since we can't bet on when Annie'll show, time proves to be a major pain in ze heinie!

I shall brainstorm, while eating some of those cheerios

635
PancakeSamurai
07-06-2013
02:23 PM ET (US)
Is there some note that makes women fall in love with you?
636
Mido
07-06-2013
02:30 PM ET (US)
I think something vague and exotic would take the cake, like an augmented triad, or the note: G.

637
PancakeSamurai
07-06-2013
02:31 PM ET (US)
Let's just play that a bunch of times then. Edited 07-06-2013 02:31 PM

638
Mido
07-06-2013
02:33 PM ET (US)
Agreed, and if that doesn't work, we can always ride another song's glory.

Dibs on the triangle! :-D (or the steel drum)

639
PancakeSamurai
07-06-2013
02:46 PM ET (US)
Or we can spam her with cheesy pictures about love

640
Mido
07-06-2013
02:54 PM ET (US)
You know what, let's go with your new plan. Not only will it save us from her rage, but we might be able to put a stop to her entourage of fishy friends! PD

Jolly good show!

641
PancakeSamurai
07-06-2013
02:56 PM ET (US)
Nothing will end her fishy spam...

642
Mido
07-06-2013
03:06 PM ET (US)
Well, I've done all I can do.... :O The fish will soon take over the world at this rate!

I guess we just bide our time, and brace for impact now!

*Goes back to hidey hole.*

643
PancakeSamurai
07-06-2013
03:07 PM ET (US)
Annie 4 Supreme Overlord.

644
Mido
07-06-2013
03:15 PM ET (US)
I second this movement XD

I can't wait until Annie reads this.

 

[Violet Link]

9:10 AM <Violet> Because we need a special reunion, David
9:09 AM <Violet> xD
9:09 AM <Axle the Beast> Yes I did.
9:09 AM <Axle the Beast> Because I completely forgot atthemags was Trevor.
9:09 AM <David> did like Axle tell the staff that I'm online of something
9:09 AM <Axle the Beast> David you have a better memory than I do.
9:09 AM <Violet> So much reunions
9:09 AM <atthemags> very long
9:09 AM <Sonic> David, you are the coolest!
9:09 AM <David> long time no see
9:09 AM <David> Trevor!
9:09 AM <David> oh hey Michelle!
9:09 AM <atthemags> DAVID!
9:08 AM <Axle the Beast> I see
9:08 AM <DisappearingMist> hey David!
9:08 AM <David> trunky in the mission means that we think a lot about home rather than the mission
9:08 AM <Axle the Beast> Haha, bice
9:08 AM <Big Octo> We miss you too, Bro

The David of a Reunion

 

[CynicalSquid]

Mido
07-07-2013
12:39 AM ET (US)
I will remain in hiding until I am certain that the Ann-credible Hulk is gone!

(at least she likes the cheerios! XD)

I officially love Mido now. xD

 

[Dan]

Standing up for my kind, I'm so proud of myself. :')

5:50 PM <Dan> sorry pancake but that's just how I am, I'm proud of my sexuality
5:50 PM <PancakeSamurai> Dan, don't be gei

hiiiii

[22:59:19] Robert Stewack: Or it goes into extra innings til tomorrow.
[22:59:26] Mr. Clever: Oh god..
[22:59:34] Mr. Clever: That happened earlier this year
[22:59:35] BeastModeMan97: Lol
[22:59:38] Mr. Clever: As vs Yankees
[22:59:44] Mr. Clever: about 20 innings
[22:59:49] Mr. Clever: BRB
[23:11:27] Dan: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6eibxJNJM1qgefaao1_1280.jpg
[23:11:46] Dan: http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9e0e9eUKb1qctkcl.jpg
[23:12:06] Dan: http://news.cnet.com/i/bto/20080117/ShootingKitty1_540x405.jpg
[23:12:16] Mr. Clever: What the hell...
[23:12:35] Dan: http://argotandochre.com/wp-content...-tattoo-company-studio-city-sorry-im-late.jpg
[23:12:55] Dan: http://darkdiamond.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/hellokittycastle-thumb.jpg
[23:13:28] Dan: http://www.mypokecard.com/en/Gallery/my/galery/6N5gfoMmUm9o.jpg
Robert Stewack
Vanessa
Mr. Clever

 

[Azure Sage]

7:56 PM <Azure Sage> xDD
7:56 PM <Big Octo> Flying Italian Spaghetti Monster
7:56 PM <Azure Sage> asdfghjkl;lkjhgfdsfgjk
7:56 PM <Azure Sage> mobsters mobsters mobsters
7:56 PM <Big Octo> lol
7:56 PM <Trio the Punch> Are Italian monsters like, Giovanni Rbisi?
7:55 PM <Azure Sage> sdfghjkl
7:55 PM <Big Octo> wat
7:55 PM <Azure Sage> mobsters
7:55 PM <Big Octo> Italian monsters...?
7:55 PM <Trio the Punch> Italian Monsters...
7:55 PM <Azure Sage> Do you guys at least type like you're 1920's Italian monsters in those mafia threads

Don't you love it when typos make things better?

 

[Dan]

Was said in a vc but touched my heart.

Rob: When you die I'll make sure no one on Zelda Dungeon will ever bury you in North England
Dan: Thanks Rob.

 

[Terminus]

6:55 PM <Vanessa28> Lots of planets have a north
6:55 PM <Mercedes> Heyy. At least I didn't fall asleep on the toilet. With pants up, too.
6:55 PM <Dan>
6:55 PM <Dan> Erm keep telling yourself that dairy cow
6:55 PM <Mercedes> Lol. I saw that comment coming.
6:55 PM <Dan> okay just checking, can never tell with you Norths
6:55 PM <Mercedes> I'm from the North. I have class. Wouldn't crap myself.
6:55 PM <Terminus> SO close to the toilet but so far
6:55 PM <Mercedes> Not literally. Lol.
Hanyou Answered in thread : Would You Ever Accept Payment to Say Good Things of a Game/company
6:54 PM <Terminus> Well you were CLOSE
6:54 PM <Terminus> How... odd
6:54 PM <Dan> wait... do you mean literally crapped yourself?
6:54 PM <Mercedes>
6:54 PM <Mercedes> I ****ing crapped myself though, open the door and he's sat there. I scream, he wakes up and shouts.
6:54 PM <Dan> I mean I ZD on the toilet but that's cool
6:53 PM <Dan> who falls asleep on a toilet
6:53 PM <Terminus> On the toilet... how odd
6:53 PM <Mercedes> Lol.
6:53 PM <Mercedes> ikr
6:53 PM <Dan> what a loser xD
6:53 PM <Dan> omg
6:53 PM <Big Octo> Thanks to all forum staff behind it...
6:53 PM <Mercedes> LOl.
6:53 PM <Mercedes> I hope he falls asleep on the toilet again so I can sleep in peace.

 

[Mercedes]

See kids, this is what happens when you drink too much. Don't be like him, be responsible.

 

[Dan]

I laughed, Ben on the GKAs ;p

[07:54:39] Lil'Pikachu: stop wanting to win something those awards are pure greed
[07:54:50] Lil'Pikachu: though I hope I win every category.
[07:54:53] Lil'Pikachu: I deserve it.

 

[Chameleon]

I laughed, Ben on the GKAs ;p

wait what why am I named Lil'Pikachu!!!!!!!