Funny or Memorable IM or Shoutbox Conversations.

[Violet Link]

2:25 PM <Violet>
2:25 PM <TSter The Great>
2:25 PM <Violet> Kash
2:25 PM * JuicieJ slaps K4
2:24 PM <Krazy4Krash> Krazy4Kash...
2:24 PM <JuicieJ> Vio
2:24 PM <Violet> JJ
2:24 PM <Violet> that can be a good currency money for ZD
2:23 PM <TSter The Great> Not bad!
2:23 PM <Violet> K$K
2:23 PM <TSter The Great> K$K..
2:23 PM <snakeoiltanker> yeah i forgot to let go of the shift button
2:23 PM <Krazy4Krash> i like it
2:23 PM <Krazy4Krash> K$K
2:23 PM <JuicieJ> K$K
2:23 PM <snakeoiltanker> okay K$K i wwas about to reply to him but i wont

dat typo

 

[Krazy4Krash]

dat typo

It wasn't a typo. Krazy4Kash is a newfound currency, or Kurrency, rather. :bleh: K$K for short.

 

[Violet Link]

It wasn't a typo. Krazy4Kash is a newfound currency, or Kurrency, rather. :bleh: K$K for short.

 

[Azure Sage]

6:26 AM <Violet> i hate my grammar
6:25 AM <Azure Sage> "beating people off" means something entirely different xDD
6:25 AM <Azure Sage> that sentence
6:25 AM <Violet> wat
6:25 AM <Azure Sage> ... sis
6:25 AM <Violet> its so easy beating people off in the second class lol
6:25 AM <Violet> but that was when I was in the 2nd class in 2011 so screw that
6:24 AM <Azure Sage> Congrats!
6:24 AM <Azure Sage> =D
6:24 AM <Violet> And I got an award woop woop
6:24 AM <Violet> I got 1st out of 40 people in my class once

Vio's Engrish strikes again! :O

 

[Night Owl]

7:42 PM <PancakeSamurai> who do you think you are?
7:42 PM <TSter The Great> Oh God, that sounds wrong...
7:42 PM * TSter The Great drinks Pancake
7:42 PM <PancakeSamurai> You spelled sauce wrong
7:42 PM <BeastModeMan97> See ya Term
7:42 PM <PancakeSamurai> Are we drinking now?
7:42 PM * Killjoy beats the crap out of the zombie!
7:42 PM <Atticus> sause
7:41 PM <Atticus> OOOOOODDDDDDD
7:41 PM <PancakeSamurai> The sause?
7:41 PM <Terminus> [ noise]
7:41 PM * TSter The Great eats Clank and breaks his teeth
7:41 PM * BeastModeMan97 eats Tster on his way out of the safe
7:41 PM * Lord Vain sips his tea
7:41 PM * Terminus goes to his and pulls some levers
7:41 PM * Atticus spills the sauce
7:41 PM * Vanessa28 chews on Killjoy
7:40 PM * BeastModeMan97 closes himself in a safe to avoid being eaten
7:40 PM <Lord Vain> Don't...don't eat me, bro.
7:40 PM * Terminus does not approve
7:40 PM <JuicieJ> awwwwwwwwwww Vee
7:40 PM <PancakeSamurai> lewd af
7:40 PM * Killjoy eats vanessa
7:40 PM * TSter The Great eats TSter The Great
7:40 PM * Night Owl Probably tastes like chicken
7:40 PM <BeastModeMan97> But what up with you?
7:40 PM <Vanessa28> awwwwww JJ
7:40 PM * PancakeSamurai eats JJ
7:40 PM <Terminus> Look! Martin Freeman!
7:39 PM * Vanessa28 eats a Night owl
Atticus Answered in thread : Have You Ever Been On DGN While Using The Restroom?
7:39 PM <JuicieJ> http://images1.memedroid.com/images/...15aa36317.jpeg
BeastModeMan97 Answered in thread : Have You Ever Been On DGN While Using The Restroom?
7:39 PM <PancakeSamurai> mfw I didn't even see that
7:39 PM * Night Owl eats pancake first

Ooops
doesn't take much to start a feeding frenzy

 

[Azure Sage]

20:09 <Azure Sage> 8:09 PM <Azure Sage> Go into the dark hole filled with the screams of the damned and Drum so you don't hate on the muffins that people with common sense like! c
20:09 <Dracomajora> 6:09 PM <Dracomajora> Go suck on a muffin.
20:09 <Azure Sage> Go into the dark hole filled with the screams of the damned and Drum so you don't hate on the muffins that people with common sense like! c
20:09 <Dracomajora> Go suck on a muffin.
20:08 <Dracomajora> I speak the truth, muffin eater.
20:08 <Azure Sage> Blasphemy!
20:08 <Dracomajora> Doesn't matter. The muffin taints all.
20:07 <Azure Sage> I eat apples AND muffins. :/
20:07 <Dracomajora> Muffin eater.
20:06 <Dracomajora> Go back into your hole while the rest of humanity survives and moves forward by eating brain food like apples.
20:06 <Dracomajora> Ugh. You disgust me.
20:06 <Azure Sage> Just not all at once
20:06 <Azure Sage> Well, maybe the whole thing
20:06 <Azure Sage> I mean, obviously not the whole thing
20:05 <Azure Sage> I would eat a giant muffin
20:05 <Dracomajora> That's like eating a giant muffin.
20:04 <Dracomajora> Eat a giant apple or something.
20:04 <Dracomajora> Eating it would give you a heart attack.
20:04 <TheRizardon> gdi, draco, are you even listening to yourself? WHY would anyone call the cops on giant candy? you could just eat that thing.
20:04 <Azure Sage> The only logical action would be to go back to sleep and pray that when you wake up again it was all just a dream
20:03 <Dracomajora> Well, it's objective fact that if a giant M&M were to appear in your bedroom, the only logical course of action would be to report it to the authorities.

Ah, just another friendly and civil debate in the Shoutbox, completely devoid of drama and flaming.

 

[Dan]

Yes we are talking about this. ;p

3:35 AM <justac00lguy> I pee upside down
3:35 AM <Ventus> I actually have done it before Xy
3:35 AM <Dan> xD merc
3:35 AM <Ventus> Wolf, humans are not programmed like Wolves
3:35 AM <Mercedes> 360 noscope peeing.
3:35 AM <Xyphon> You don't even pee standing up so I doubt you know what you are talking about on how often we miss
3:35 AM <Mercedes> Maybe you should all just, like, attach an ACOG scope onto the ***** and use that to aim.
3:35 AM <Dan> I can even accuratly piss in golf holes
3:35 AM <Azure Sage> THIS JUST IN: SHOUTBOX IS HAVING A HEATED DISCUSSION ON HOW MEN URINATE
Violet_Dragon Answered in thread : What Would You Do if You Discovered a Hidden Room Under Your Backyard?
3:34 AM <Wolf Sage> You guys should get with the times and liftone lwg up into the air and let it flow...
3:34 AM <justac00lguy> I've mastered the art
Jetaluski7 Answered in thread : What We Know About Super Smash Bros. 4
3:34 AM <Dan> I pwn most pee pees
3:34 AM <Mercedes> It's a pretty big target, to be fair!
3:34 AM <Xyphon> Don't give me that ****
3:34 AM <Xyphon> Oh please Ven I guess you can speak for some 3 billion people?
3:34 AM <Ventus> it's the only reason why people avoid public restrooms
3:34 AM <Azure Sage> xDD
3:34 AM <Dan> my piss accuracy rating is 90% van
3:34 AM <Mercedes> Need to learn to pee.
3:34 AM <Mercedes> Like, a driving test.
3:34 AM <Mercedes> Men need practice.

 

[Azure Sage]

11:03 AM <NorthApple> (and spelling, apparently)
11:03 AM <PancakeSamurai> at*
11:03 AM <PancakeSamurai> I am suck ar grammar
11:03 AM <Violet> loool xD
11:03 AM <NorthApple> lawlawl
11:03 AM <Azure Sage> THE GRAMMAR NAZIS ARE SENDING PEOPLE TO CAMPS
11:03 AM <Azure Sage> OH MY GOD IT FINALLY HAPPENED
11:03 AM <Violet> lolyes
11:02 AM <Azure Sage> Will you learn grammar there?
11:02 AM <Violet> Yeah
11:02 AM <Azure Sage> They're sending you to English camp?
11:02 AM <Violet> I cannot waaaait
11:02 AM <Violet> English Camp is just 19 days away

THE GRAMMAR NAZIS HAVE BEGUN A WAR OF EXTERMINATION AGAINST POOR GRAMMAR

 

[Sydney]

SISTER OF TIME FOR FANFIC WRITER OF THE YEAR 2013

[10:52:32 PM] Sister of Time: Fused was in his house, cooking himself a bagel when he heard a knock at the door.
[10:52:57 PM] Sister of Time: "Who is it?" He called.
[10:53:52 PM] Sister of Time: "OH BBY ITS ME, ODDYKINS. LET ME IN FOR I CAN RAEP U WHILE TELLING U 'BOUT MY OOS TIME"
[10:54:17 PM] Sister of Time: "OH GOD NO!"
[10:54:41 PM] Sister of Time: Fused then proceeded to run down the stairs of his home into his basement.
[10:54:59 PM] Sister of Time: That didn't stop Odd the Creeper, though!
[10:55:58 PM] Sister of Time: He broke open the door by using the force and chased after Fused. He cried out to his lover, "O BBY DUN RUN AWAY FROM ME"
[10:56:10 PM] Sister of Time: Den he raeped fused
[10:56:17 PM] Sister of Time: Den da police came
[10:56:26 PM] Sister of Time: Den odd dieded
[10:56:33 PM] Sister of Time: Da end

 

[Vanessa28]

Well see how many options JJ and Garo offered for Vee to become THE JuicieJ or one of them

6:09 AM <JuicieJ> juice-ess-ah
6:09 AM <Vanessa28> I must remember this!
6:09 AM <knowlee> Hiya guys!
6:09 AM <Vanessa28> LOL!!!!!!!
6:09 AM <GaroXicon> Juice-suh 28 or Joo-kess-uh 28?
6:09 AM <Vanessa28>
Thareous Answered in thread : Scrubs Mafia: My First Scum Hunt
6:08 AM <JuicieJ> Juicessa28
6:08 AM <Vanessa28> <GaroXicon> VanessieV <-----
6:08 AM <JuicieJ> Or
DuelMark Answered in thread : What Order of the Oracles Do You Prefer?
6:08 AM <JuicieJ> JuicieVee
6:08 AM <GaroXicon> VanessieV
6:07 AM * Vanessa28 becomes one of them
6:07 AM <GaroXicon> HAAAAA
6:07 AM <GaroXicon> Fuuuuuuu... SION
05/06/2013 06:07 <JuicieJ> One of us
05/06/2013 06:07 <JuicieJ> One of us
05/06/2013 06:07 <JuicieJ> One of us
05/06/2013 06:07 <JuicieJ> One of us
05/06/2013 06:07 <JuicieJ> Become one with me, Vanessa28
05/06/2013 06:06 <JuicieJ> Yes
05/06/2013 06:06 <Vanessa28> I will regenerate into JJ
05/06/2013 06:06 <Vanessa28> THE JuicieJ
05/06/2013 06:06 To <Terminus> yeah what exactly happened? They made fun of you?
05/06/2013 06:06 <JuicieJ> Ya
05/06/2013 06:05 <GaroXicon> Or perhaps emphasis on the "A" in that sentence? A distinction between A JuicieJ and THE JuicieJ?
05/06/2013 06:05 <JuicieJ> No?
05/06/2013 06:05 <GaroXicon> Should that "being" be "becoming"?
05/06/2013 06:04 <JuicieJ> One must simply BE JuicieJ
05/06/2013 06:04 <JuicieJ> Being A JuicieJ is impossible
05/06/2013 06:04 <JuicieJ> No
05/06/2013 06:03 <Vanessa28> But Vee can
05/06/2013 06:03 <JuicieJ> One does not simply be a JuicieJ
05/06/2013 06:03 * JuicieJ jams
05/06/2013 06:02 <Vanessa28>
05/06/2013 06:02 <Vanessa28> I think today I'm gonna be a JuicieJ

 

[CynicalSquid]

[4:09:59 PM] Ace Rimmer: I'm Atticus
[4:10:44 PM] Mathias Smith: I am Ventus
[4:10:59 PM] Ace Rimmer: I am Ben
[4:11:04 PM] Mathias Smith: I am Seth
[4:11:20 PM] Ace Rimmer: I am Hollie
[4:11:24 PM] Mathias Smith: I am Dan
[4:11:25 PM] Salmon: I am Mases.
[4:11:30 PM] Mathias Smith: I am ALIT
[4:11:43 PM] Ace Rimmer: ZD is just four people impersonating hundreds of accounts
[4:11:48 PM] Mathias Smith: xD

[break][/break]

 

[GirlWithAFairy]

Read from bottom up because << Lazy!!!

5:41 PM <Atticus> TRUE LOVE, RITE HERE GUIS
5:41 PM <PancakeSamurai> Amber
5:41 PM <Atticus>
5:41 PM <PancakeSamurai> I'm invisible
5:41 PM <GirlWithAFairy> **** you Axle
5:40 PM <GirlWithAFairy> I have Atty
5:40 PM <GirlWithAFairy> Oh ya
5:40 PM <PancakeSamurai> two lost
5:40 PM <GirlWithAFairy> but WHY?!?!?!?!
5:40 PM <Atticus> BECAUSE YOU HAVE Me
5:40 PM <GirlWithAFairy> I know our love is forbidden
5:40 PM <BeastModeMan97> two lost?
5:40 PM <GirlWithAFairy> WHY?!?!?!
5:40 PM <GirlWithAFairy> Axle, why cant we be together?
5:40 PM <Ventus> sigh...two lost.
5:40 PM <PancakeSamurai> ...
5:40 PM <Djinn> we dug a ceremonial hole in the park and everything
5:40 PM <GirlWithAFairy> I ****ing love that guy
5:39 PM <PancakeSamurai> gei
5:39 PM <GirlWithAFairy> He bought me flowers and stuff
5:39 PM <GirlWithAFairy> It was so sweet
5:39 PM * PancakeSamurai **** you
5:39 PM <GirlWithAFairy> And was planning my ZD funeral
5:39 PM <GirlWithAFairy> He thought I died
5:39 PM <GirlWithAFairy> Axle cried and told me how much he missed me

 

[Sydney]

This is old, but still funny. xD

language warninnggg

Spoiler

 

[Krazy4Krash]

I'm so sorry for this.

7:05 PM <Krazy4Krash>
7:05 PM <Spirit of Rutela> ... the im thread that is...
7:05 PM <Spirit of Rutela> go on Krazy, stick it in there
7:04 PM <Krazy4Krash> must...resist...memorable IM thread...
7:04 PM <Krazy4Krash> oooooohhhhhhhh my god
7:04 PM <Krazy4Krash>
7:04 PM <BeastModeMan97> @_________________________________@
7:04 AM <Spirit of Rutela> i need your help
7:04 AM <Spirit of Rutela> but not with that..
7:03 PM <Spirit of Rutela> me too dan, was lovely
7:03 PM <Dan>
7:03 PM <Dan> I've been playing with myself
7:02 PM <Dan> hey
7:02 PM <Krazy4Krash> hello dan...

 

[Dan]

Happinessmax (my version is better and coolerz)

Empty the chat input field
10:07 AM <Spirit of Rutela> I'm sure the IM thread will enjoy it =]
10:05 AM <Krazy4Krash>
10:05 AM <Spirit of Rutela> ... the IM thread that is...
10:05 AM <Spirit of Rutela> go on Krazy, stick it in there
10:04 AM <Krazy4Krash> must...resist...memorable IM thread...
10:04 AM <Krazy4Krash> oooooohhhhhhhh my god
10:04 AM <Krazy4Krash>
10:04 AM <BeastModeMan97> @_________________________________@
10:04 AM <Spirit of Rutela> i need your help
10:04 AM <Spirit of Rutela> but not with that..
10:03 AM <Spirit of Rutela> me too dan, was lovely
10:03 AM <Dan>
10:03 AM <Dan> I've been playing with myself
10:02 AM <Dan> hey
10:02 AM <Krazy4Krash> hello dan...
10:02 AM <Dan> what have I've done
10:01 AM <Dan> I'm scared
10:01 AM <Dan> what?
9:56 AM <Krazy4Krash> awww
Keeseman Answered in thread : Pirates Mafia: Curse of the Black Pearl
9:51 AM <Krazy4Krash> dan, get in here, boy!
9:50 AM <Spirit of Rutela> Get in here D-man
9:49 AM <Spirit of Rutela> its dan, just the person i wanted to see
9:49 AM <Spirit of Rutela> eyyyyyy