Funny or Memorable IM or Shoutbox Conversations.

[Fraxinus]

Well, this was amusing.

30/04/2013 22:37 <TheRizardon> um
30/04/2013 22:36 <mandym287> Kind of sounded like a cat getting run over by a lawn mower, too
30/04/2013 22:36 <Curmudgeon> it's not her fault she sounds like a garbage disposal...
30/04/2013 22:36 <TheRizardon> I still liked it though
30/04/2013 22:36 <mandym287> Or a Bowser getting hit by a shell in MarioKart
30/04/2013 22:36 <Curmudgeon> Imagine how sad that sweet, old woman would be if she knew what you were comparing her to =/
30/04/2013 22:35 <Violet> what did i missed
30/04/2013 22:35 <Violet> wat
30/04/2013 22:35 <mandym287> Or a cow when it's giving birth.
30/04/2013 22:35 <abichandesu> that too
30/04/2013 22:35 <mandym287> Or the sound of a hippopotamus when it's constipated.
30/04/2013 22:35 <abichandesu> yep
30/04/2013 22:35 <abichandesu> that is pretty much what it sounds like, riz
30/04/2013 22:34 <TheRizardon> that sounds like a sound that a walrus would make while it's dying
30/04/2013 22:34 <mandym287> That's almost as difficult to put in words as the chorus for the Chaccaron Maccaron.
30/04/2013 22:34 <mandym287> Whoever voices her must be a stoner.
30/04/2013 22:34 <abichandesu> omg mandy ikr it's hilarious xD
30/04/2013 22:34 <Azure Sage> lmfao ikr
30/04/2013 22:33 <mandym287> She is all like "euuaaghooouhhggawrgg"
30/04/2013 22:33 <mandym287> When you come to her to get Elixir Soup after curing her from sadness and whatever...
30/04/2013 22:33 <TheRizardon> ok
30/04/2013 22:33 <mandym287> Link's grandma makes funny noises.

 

[Terminus]

8:40 PM From <snakeoiltanker> "Clank" can you send me a link for that add blocker to my profile page i gotta leave for a minute
8:40 PM <snakeoiltanker> i dont know why it sent it to you, it was ment to go to clank
8:39 PM To <snakeoiltanker> What
8:38 PM From <snakeoiltanker> ume "Clank" send me a link to download it please

Confusing...

 

[Azure Sage]

4:38 PM <Azure Sage> xDD
4:38 PM <Azure Sage> lol
4:38 PM <Dracomajora> Are you sure?
4:38 PM <Azure Sage> And last I checked, I'm male.
4:38 PM <Azure Sage> Immortality is as real as I am female.
4:37 PM <Ghirahimiscool> Immortality is real.

 

[Sydney]

[11:17:07 PM] Kermit: If I were any more white, I could reflect radiation

 

[Dan]

Gotta go fast!

****ING HELL!?

10:41 PM <A Link In Time>

 

[Sydney]

7:55 PM <Azure Sage> Ooooh I love them Atty
7:55 PM <Atticus> voice is like orgasms from asuna's buttcape

WHAT THE HELL

AZ

YOU LIKE ASUNA'-

NOT EVEN GONNA GO THERE

 

[Violet Link]

8:23 AM <Violet> senpai pls notice me
8:23 AM <Atticus> wow it's really kawaii
8:22 AM <Violet> xDD
8:22 AM <Azure Sage> I hope senpai will notice me
8:22 AM <Atticus>
8:22 AM <Violet> YAYYY
8:22 AM <Atticus> OMG
8:22 AM <Violet>
8:22 AM <Atticus>
8:22 AM <Violet> GUYS
8:22 AM <Atticus> omg im so excited
8:22 AM <Azure Sage> first legit emote we've had uploaded in a while
8:21 AM <Azure Sage> lol
8:21 AM <Atticus>
8:21 AM <Violet> I'LL DO THAT
8:21 AM <Violet> ATTY THATS RIGHT
8:21 AM <Atticus>

wat

 

[Terminus]

What don't hate on ZD Dark

Inability to be serious... Sorry sir.

 

[Sydney]

MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

MY HAMSTER HAS STRUCK AGAIN

4:54 PM * LittleGumball pets Steve gently
4:53 PM <LittleGumball> Of course, waifu. <3
4:53 PM <Atticus> Will you pet my hamster, Steve?

 

[Dan]

He is my hero.

5:31 AM <A Link In Time> She's always on top of things.
5:31 AM <Dan> it was pruned today ALIT
5:31 AM <A Link In Time> In that case, I assume Vee took care of it.
5:31 AM <A Link In Time> hmm
5:30 AM <Lord Vain> Yeah, I dunno if anything was even done about it all, he went to check the archives and eventually got logged out due to idling.
5:29 AM <A Link In Time> Something like that.
5:29 AM <Lord Vain> Hmmm, around 5 PM?
5:29 AM <A Link In Time>
5:29 AM <A Link In Time> Locke was talking about something going down when I was playing LoL with him earlier.
5:28 AM <A Link In Time> SB prune?

 

[Azure Sage]

2:17 PM <PancakeSamurai> Stop delting my innocence
2:17 PM <Spirit of Rutela> that's if i let them speak
2:17 PM <Spirit of Rutela> lol Az
2:17 PM <PancakeSamurai> I am too young
2:16 PM <Azure Sage> How to roleplay with Spirit: Step One: Agree on a safeword
2:16 PM <PancakeSamurai> That's illegal
2:16 PM <Spirit of Rutela> roleplay with me = get banned

Shoutbox Instructions on how to get banned.

 

[Terminus]

9:24 AM <Terminus> Let someone else try first!
9:24 AM <Terminus> REMEMBER every black Day a hacker ever stopped you and then AND THEN... do the smart thing...
9:23 AM <Terminus> Just remember who's standing in your way!
9:23 AM <Terminus> and you have any plan on taking the Shoutbox! TODAY!
9:23 AM <Terminus> SO! if youre sitting in your sily little houses with all your silly little computers
9:22 AM <Terminus> ANYTHING! TO! LOSE!
9:22 AM <Terminus> Oh and something else I dont have!
9:22 AM <Terminus> No plan no backup no weapons worth a damn!
9:22 AM <Terminus> COME ON! LOOK AT ME!
9:22 AM <Terminus> Next Question: Whos coming to take it from me?
9:22 AM <Terminus> Awnser: I do.
9:21 AM <Terminus> Now the question of the hour is, "Whos got the Shoutbox?"
9:21 AM <Terminus> EXCEPT YOU LOT, YOURE ALL STANDING ABOUT IT REALL VERY BORING COULD YOU ALL START POSTING BECAUSE I! AM! TALKING!
9:20 AM <Terminus> CAUSE GUESS WHO! HA!
9:20 AM <Terminus> BUT, BAD NEWS EVERYBODY...
9:20 AM <Terminus> TAKES THE UNIVERSE!
9:20 AM <Terminus> WHO TAKES THE SHOUTBOX
9:20 AM <Terminus> HEEELLLOOOOO ZD!
9:16 AM <Terminus> Damn
9:16 AM <Terminus> Yup Im alone
TatlTails Answered in thread : TatlTails' OC Request Thread
9:16 AM <Terminus> x'D
9:15 AM <Terminus> http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/b...ClarkesLaw.jpg
9:15 AM <Terminus> Anyone here?
9:14 AM <Terminus> Deadbox
9:14 AM <Terminus> [:tardis: noise]

I was a lone and bored so I started monologing.

 

[Azure Sage]

10:38 PM <Axle the Beast> Azure perfect freaking timing. :xd:
10:38 PM <Axle the Beast> ...lol
Azure Sage Created thread : Azure's Short Stories
10:37 PM <Ventus> and I so read "Axle the Beast" as "Azure Sage"
10:37 PM <Ventus> never did I think of that
10:37 PM <Axle the Beast> DID YOU EVER THINK OF THAT?
10:37 PM <Axle the Beast> MAYBE TERM IS YOU FROM THE FUTURE

lawl

 

[Yoda's LSD Dealer]

[7:56:28 PM] Hollie: i kinda want to live in belgium
[7:56:32 PM] Hollie: or northern france
[7:56:38 PM] Luke: do they have good waffles there
[7:56:40 PM] Luke: is that a thing
[7:56:43 PM] Luke: or is that americanized
[7:59:17 PM] Hollie: uh
[7:59:20 PM] Hollie: i dunno tbqh
[7:59:35 PM] Luke: because i actually really like waffles
[7:59:40 PM] Luke: that's why i hate pancake
[7:59:41 PM] Luke: well
[7:59:43 PM] Luke: one of the reasons

o

 

[Azure Sage]

9:03 PM <Lord Vain> Out of their ears? Hwut...
9:03 PM <abichandesu> not even gonna
9:03 PM <Dracomajora> ...
9:03 PM <JuicieJ> :?
9:03 PM <JuicieJ> ...Their ears?
9:02 PM <Ventus> sure they have to deal with their blood leaking out of their ears, but they have the miraculous ability to give birth
9:02 PM <Ventus> girls have the best of everything
9:02 PM <abichandesu> I sometimes wonder what it would be like to be a guy, but you know... I really like being a girl, so no.

This is what happens when "the talk" consists of birds and bees instead of actual human reproduction! :O