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[Sydney]

[10:46:59 PM] Kermit: And lo, Atti-chan strode forth to take the call. They railed against her, but it was the haters who were hating. Zero ****s were given that day.

I TOOK THIS OUT OF CONTEXT
WAY OUT OF CONTEXT

CONTEXT......................................................................................................................................................WHERE I TOOK IT OUT


OH MAN

INAPROPRO KERMIT

 

[Violet Link]

xD
6:10 PM <Azure Sage> a rubber chicken
6:10 PM <Azure Sage> you're not sleeping
6:10 PM <Violet> lol
6:10 PM <Violet> a kyoot wittle sock monkey
6:10 PM * Azure Sage throws sis a rubber chicken
6:10 PM <Azure Sage> in that case
6:10 PM <Azure Sage> well fine then
6:09 PM <Violet> a sock monkey
6:09 PM <Violet> you're not sleeping
6:09 PM <Violet> oh
6:09 PM <Azure Sage> a what now
6:09 PM <Azure Sage> we're saying a bunch of HOOPLA
6:09 PM * Violet throws a sock monkey to brother
6:09 PM <Violet> hmmm
6:09 PM <Violet> what are we even saying right now
6:09 PM <Violet> i will give you a kawaii drawling

all of my whats

 

[Azure Sage]

10:24 PM <Azure Sage> xD
10:24 PM <TheRizardon> why do you do this to me?
10:24 PM <Azure Sage> lol
10:24 PM <Ventus> Pokemon!
10:24 PM <TheRizardon> ven
10:24 PM <TheRizardon> To train them is my cause
10:24 PM <Ventus> to train them is my cauuuuusse
10:24 PM <TheRizardon> To catch them is my real test
10:24 PM <Ventus> to catch them is my real test
10:24 PM <Azure Sage> and stop
10:24 PM <Azure Sage> DUN DUN DUN DUN
10:24 PM <Azure Sage> like no one ever was
10:24 PM <Azure Sage> I wanna be... the very best
10:24 PM <Ventus> I, I wanna be...with you two

Poor Riz. Van is too good of a ninja.

 

[Terminus]

[7:56:44 PM] Atty: whoa
[7:56:46 PM] The Doctor: Ladies
[7:56:48 PM] The Doctor: Please
[7:56:50 PM] Atty: hold the telephone
[7:56:54 PM] Vee: He is married to a young girl
[7:57:00 PM] Atty: ISN'T HE MARRIED
[7:57:04 PM] Atty: TO LIKE HIS DAUGHTER OR SOMETHING
[7:57:12 PM] Vee: hyes with the girl who played his TV daughter
[7:57:13 PM] The Doctor: xD
[7:57:24 PM] Vee: she was 23 and he 37
[7:57:28 PM] The Doctor: Who is the Fifth Doctor's Daughter
[7:57:40 PM] Atty: ew
[7:57:40 PM] Atty: ew
[7:57:41 PM] Atty: ew
[7:57:41 PM] Atty: e
[7:57:41 PM] Atty: w
[7:57:41 PM] Atty: ew
[7:57:42 PM] Atty: e
[7:57:42 PM] Atty: w
[7:57:42 PM] Atty: e
[7:57:42 PM] Atty: w
[7:57:43 PM] Atty: ew
[7:57:45 PM] Atty: das nasty
[7:58:07 PM] Vee: And she gave birth to his daughter and now expects his second child
[7:58:09 PM] The Doctor: Also http://zeldadungeon.net/forum/f84/console-room-creations-42187.html
[7:58:35 PM] Atty: oh gooosssh
[7:58:38 PM] Atty: MY MIND
[7:58:45 PM] Atty: VEE, YOU'RE BLOWING MY MIND
[7:59:18 PM] Vee: hehehehe well I hate to say it but he does love them young
[8:00:30 PM] Atty: well that totally ruined it for me
[8:00:33 PM] Atty: oh well
[8:00:37 PM] Atty: there's always the 11th
[8:01:01 PM] Vee: heheheh well you are young
[8:01:12 PM] Vee: you might get an chance hahahahhaa
[8:01:32 PM] The Doctor: Atty hes 30 youre what 14?
[8:01:42 PM] Vee: he is 42
[8:01:48 PM] Atty: WHY ARE THEY ALL 42
[8:01:52 PM] Vee: he just turned 42 termy
[8:01:57 PM] Vee: I found him not so cute
[8:01:58 PM] The Doctor: Matt Smith is 30
[8:02:08 PM] Vee: yes matt is almost 31
[8:02:35 PM] Atty: is matt the 9th
[8:02:40 PM] Vee: 11th
[8:02:45 PM] Atty: wait
[8:02:46 PM] Vee: 9th is christopher
[8:02:48 PM] The Doctor: The Doctor facepalms
[8:03:03 PM] Vee: and he is even older...49 XD
[8:03:27 PM] Vee: BUT the cutest was 5
[8:03:54 PM] Atty: the cutest is 12
[8:03:54 PM] The Doctor: http://bandbent.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/doct_davison_400x400.jpg
[8:03:59 PM] The Doctor: What
[8:04:02 PM] The Doctor: 12
[8:04:06 PM] The Doctor: The Doctor facepalms
[8:04:23 PM] Vee: Not in that pic
[8:04:40 PM] Vee: nah my fav doctor are 4,5 and 7
[8:04:45 PM] Vee: Maybe 4,7 and 5
[8:04:50 PM] The Doctor: http://bandbent.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/fifth-doctor1.jpg
[8:04:57 PM] The Doctor: My faces in order
[8:04:58 PM] The Doctor: 11
[8:04:59 PM] The Doctor: 9
[8:05:01 PM] The Doctor: 4
[8:05:02 PM] The Doctor: 10
[8:05:09 PM] Vee: And that man Atty is also David his father in law
[8:05:34 PM] Atty: why are they all related
[8:05:54 PM] The Doctor: Because there are maybe 10 british actors
[8:06:09 PM] The Doctor: When they die they burn like a phoenix and a new one steps forth from the ashes

This all started when i found out Atty was NOT actually a Whovian as I'd thought. She then makes a remark about how 10 is cute and Vee disagrees, yhis was the result.

 

[Sydney]

2:13 PM <Azure Sage> ;`V`:

what the hell even is that

 

[Azure Sage]

2:17 PM <Atticus> did you just call me african american
2:17 PM <Zorth> ohhh 2 birds with one stone
2:17 PM <Zorth> You look like a Homo Neanderthaliensis, so yes
2:16 PM <Zorth> tacos tacos tacos tacos tacos
2:16 PM <Atticus> WHAT DO I look like, a mexican waitress
2:16 PM <Zorth> yeah that's right TACOS
2:16 PM <Zorth> I am in the kitchen, sitting here derping waiting for tacos to be served
2:16 PM <Atticus> nou
2:15 PM <Zorth> just go back to the kitchen
2:15 PM <Atticus> your face doesn't even make sense
2:15 PM <Zorth> that doesn't even make sense
2:15 PM <Atticus> IT'S GONNA BE YOURS IN A FEW MINUTES
2:15 PM <Atticus> NO
2:15 PM <Curmudgeon> ...time of the month to break your face
2:14 PM <Zorth> atticus, is it your time of the month?

Apparently, Atty is an african american mexican homo neanderthaliensis waitress who serves tacos.

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3:52 PM <Azure Sage> that is perfect
3:52 PM <Azure Sage> After we talk about Scooby
3:52 PM <Zorth> lol
3:52 PM <Azure Sage> lmfao and Scoby posts
Scoby Answered in thread : What Are You Wearing At The Moment?
3:51 PM <Azure Sage> good points
3:51 PM <Azure Sage> Okay
3:51 PM <Dan> d-d-d-d-did you say drug addicts!?
3:51 PM <Curmudgeon> "We can't stop here. This is bat country"
3:51 PM <Dan> zoiks!
3:51 PM <Curmudgeon> or not
3:51 PM <Azure Sage> And we all know that drug addicts are fearless when they're tripping
3:51 PM <Dan> I think you're onto something azure
3:51 PM <Azure Sage> They probably send him on a drug trip
3:50 PM <Azure Sage> Why else would they make scooby braver
3:50 PM <Azure Sage> I'm betting they're laced with something
3:50 PM <Dan> what are scooby snacks made of?

The timing was just perfect.

 

[Dan]

Thanks Zorth for saving me from that awkward pause.

9:16 PM <Zorth> I still want to.. do things.. to Nabooru.
9:15 PM <Dan> I still have a crush on malon to this day
9:14 PM <Scoby> mr. azure, are you & abi still a cute little couple? :>
9:14 PM <PancakeSamurai> No, Abi, I really like this one http://puu.sh/2IWXa.gif
9:14 PM <PancakeSamurai> Malon is the only Kawaii one there
9:14 PM <Azure Sage> Almost verbatim
9:14 PM <Azure Sage> ninja'd by Abi
9:14 PM <Azure Sage> She's mad that Malon and Ruto are-
9:14 PM <abichandesu> because malon and ruto be after her man
9:14 PM <Lord Vain> Bit Danish eh Ven?
9:14 PM <PancakeSamurai> Why is Zelda pmsing in that?

 

[Kirino]

8:42 PM <A Link In Time> @_______________________@
8:42 PM <BeastModeMan97> I was going to say chopping a guys balls off and sticking them into his ears
8:41 PM <Dracomajora> I was going to say shoving dead babies down their mother's throat.
8:40 PM <Killjoy> I was about to say "cutting a dogs tail off and burning it in front of the dog." Oh well
8:39 PM <Ventus> if a mod here liked your post then infracted you for it ;p
8:39 PM <Ventus> you know what would be cruel?

.

 

[Killjoy262]

^ I second that^

 

[Terminus]

Thanks Zorth for saving me from that awkward pause.

What is that even?

 

[Sydney]

[8:55:27 PM] Robert Stewack: I would hug her, but she doesn't seem to like hugs.
[8:57:35 PM] Paul Ryan: that's because she had a problem controlling her bladder :I

I love Dan, he's my homie.

 

[Terminus]

[6:51:31 PM] Atty:
[6:52:01 PM] The Doctor: What happened here???
[6:52:21 PM] Atty: your mom came to town
[6:52:24 PM] Atty: and she was all
[6:52:31 PM] Atty: "TERMY GET UR BUTT IN THE POOL"
[6:52:34 PM] Atty: and i was alkl
[6:52:37 PM] Atty: "MOMMY SHUT UP"
[6:52:43 PM] Atty: and you were LL
[6:52:44 PM] Atty: "
[6:52:48 PM] Atty: WHAT HAPPENED HERE????//"
[6:52:52 PM] Atty: and i was all
[6:52:55 PM] Vee: lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[6:52:58 PM] Atty: "your mom cam to town"
[6:53:01 PM] Atty: and she was all
[6:53:02 PM] The Doctor: [6:51 PM] Vee:

<<< AND DON'T POST THIS IN THE FUNNY CONVO THREAD!Can I post that at least?
[6:53:16 PM] Atty: "TERMY GET UR BUTT IN THE POOL"
[6:53:19 PM] Atty: and i was all
[6:53:23 PM] Atty: "MOMMY SHUT UP"
[6:53:28 PM] Atty: and you were all
[6:53:34 PM] Atty: "WHAT HAPPENED HERE????"
[6:53:37 PM] Atty: you feel?

What

 

[Vanessa28]

ATTY FTW! :xd:

 

[Vanessa28]

Oh Johnny boy

5:02 AM <Lord Vain> Knew it.
5:01 AM <Vanessa28> he died in 1981
5:01 AM <Vanessa28> I don't think he will
5:01 AM <Lord Vain> I heard he was dead...
5:01 AM <Darknut_Hunter> well he might live there
5:01 AM <Darknut_Hunter> okay
5:01 AM <Darknut_Hunter> Ah!
5:00 AM <Vanessa28> I know but it reminded me of Bob Marley
4:59 AM <Lord Vain> Good evening, Vena.
4:59 AM <Darknut_Hunter> he lives in #20 on April Avenue
4:59 AM <Vanessa28> Hehehehehehhehehhehehhe
4:59 AM <Darknut_Hunter> Oh, it's more of a date thing Vee

And then this to cover it up...

5:03 AM <justac00lguy> V
5:03 AM <Darknut_Hunter> and Billy Mays
5:02 AM <Darknut_Hunter> just chilling with Elvis and Michael Jackson
5:02 AM <Darknut_Hunter> He isn't dead
justac00lguy Answered in thread : Things That Are on Your Mind
Dan Answered in thread : Moments when You Trash Talk Online but Have Good Times with the Enemies?

 

[Azure Sage]

9:06 PM <Violet> lol
9:06 PM <Azure Sage> i am both amused and disappointed
9:06 PM <Naga> LOL
9:06 PM <Azure Sage> as your big brother
9:05 PM <Azure Sage> sis
9:05 PM <Azure Sage> just what compelled you to share that in such vivid detail
9:05 PM <Trio the Punch> VIIIIIIIIIIIIO
9:05 PM <Curmudgeon> :O:O:O:O:O
9:05 PM <Azure Sage> sis
9:05 PM <Violet> i just hit my other brother on the balls

Vio just destroyed a perfectly good discussion about Spanish grammar.