Funny or Memorable IM or Shoutbox Conversations.

[Atheistbigred]

[8:23:37 PM] Kazumi: so
[8:23:43 PM] Destiny: axle are you done taking a dump
[8:23:52 PM] Axle the Beast: I'm transferring a file.
[8:23:55 PM] Axle the Beast: One minute.
[8:23:58 PM] Destiny: k
[8:24:08 PM] Destiny: (That's nerd lingo for taking a dump)
[8:24:15 PM] Axle the Beast: Sigh
[8:24:24 PM] Axle the Beast: I'm uploading to the throne.
[8:24:36 PM] Destiny: The porceline throne, yes

xD

 

[Sydney]

LOLDODLSOOLOLOLOLOL

11:32 PM <Ventus> stanky gorilla booty noise = rap

TRUTHHSSSZZZ

 

[CynicalSquid]

10:11 PM <zelda_geek> My brother had to dissect a worm...
10:11 PM <PancakeSamurai> DID I JUST SAY THAT?
10:11 PM <Azure Sage> yeesh
10:11 PM <Kazumi> that was a good time
10:11 PM <PancakeSamurai> no it's cool
10:11 PM <Kazumi> I dissected a rat
10:11 PM <Kazumi> oh I've dissected things before
10:11 PM <zelda_geek> yup
10:10 PM <PancakeSamurai> Looking at squid ******?
10:10 PM <Azure Sage> That is messed in the up direction
10:10 PM <Azure Sage> That is messed up, that's what it is
10:10 PM <Curmudgeon> and people wonder why I was so excited to not be a teenager any more
10:10 PM <PancakeSamurai>
10:10 PM <zelda_geek> that's... um..
10:09 PM <Azure Sage> lmao Pan wow
10:09 PM <Ventus> :I
10:09 PM <PancakeSamurai> true story
10:09 PM <zelda_geek> I wanna take Anatomy because drawing. =p
10:09 PM <PancakeSamurai> And I dissected a Squid and we had the only female one so everyone surrounded us to look at it's ******

BREAKING NEWS! PANCAKESAMURAI ISN'T INNOCENT

 

[Azure Sage]

12:20 AM <Azure Sage> Then why did you bring it up? xD
12:20 AM <Ventus> i actually don't know what a bumbandit is
12:20 AM <zelda_geek> I don't think I get it... but I probably shouldn't ask...
12:19 AM <Azure Sage> Maybe they're just trying to steal the junk in the trunk
12:19 AM <Curmudgeon> you're going to need a really sharp blade...
12:19 AM <zelda_geek> x'DD
12:18 AM <zelda_geek> I was just about to ask that
12:18 AM <Azure Sage> How do you steal someone's butt
12:18 AM <zelda_geek> Ohhh, makes sense now, Ven xD
12:18 AM <Ventus> a bumbandit is someone who steals peoples' bums
12:18 AM <Azure Sage> Although his name was Seig Hart in Rave Master
12:17 AM <Azure Sage> And so is Jellal
12:17 AM <Azure Sage> Just like Plue is originally from Rave Master
12:17 AM <zelda_geek> I happened to look over at my sister's computer screen while she was watching those episodes...
12:17 AM <Azure Sage> They were in Rave Master too, Abi
12:17 AM <zelda_geek> yea, them xD
12:17 AM <zelda_geek> I was thinking of those one guys from Fairy Tail
12:17 AM <Azure Sage> Although they were originally called the Jiggle Butt Gang
12:16 AM <zelda_geek> Ohhh
12:16 AM <Azure Sage> From Rave Master
12:16 AM <Azure Sage> reminds be of the big butt bandits
12:16 AM <zelda_geek> v
12:16 AM <Azure Sage> daheck is a bumbandit
12:16 AM <Ventus> bumbandit

Discussing the potential meaning of the phrase "bumbandit".

 

[Sydney]

Omg, Zorth, i CANfcT

9:38 PM <Zorth> and sarah jessica parker can be epona
9:38 PM <Zorth> I'd like to see jennifer aniston with a giant sword be the villain
9:37 PM <Atticus> i would like to see sassy fabulous villains

 

[Mandi the Beast]

[12/25/2012 4:43:54 PM] Ben!: Pancake! Go get l**d
[12/25/2012 4:44:03 PM] linkerbelle: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
[12/25/2012 4:44:15 PM] Mathias Smith: I'm working on it
[12/25/2012 4:44:21 PM] linkerbelle: OMG!!!!
[12/25/2012 4:44:23 PM] Mathias Smith: I'm going slowly, just wait
[12/25/2012 4:44:30 PM] linkerbelle: OMG!!!!
[12/25/2012 4:44:31 PM] Ben!: And seth i know about that. I can give you some advice. People say Im good
[12/25/2012 4:44:34 PM] Mathias Smith: What?
[12/25/2012 4:44:36 PM] linkerbelle: yayayayayay!
[12/25/2012 4:44:38 PM] Ben!: WTF CAKEPAN
[12/25/2012 4:44:58 PM] Ben!: You finally grew wings Cakey Im so proud!!!
[12/25/2012 4:44:58 PM] Mathias Smith: What?
[12/25/2012 4:45:03 PM] linkerbelle: [4:43:54 PM] Ben!: Pancake! Go get l**d
[4:44:03 PM] linkerbelle: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
[4:44:15 PM] Mathias Smith: I'm working on it
[12/25/2012 4:45:06 PM] Dan: http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00866/money-graphics-2008_866789a.jpg
[12/25/2012 4:45:15 PM] Mathias Smith: lol
[12/25/2012 4:45:55 PM] Seth: Thanks, I just have to wait this one out though and hope she comes around
[12/25/2012 4:45:57 PM] Ben!: Seems pancake's light is finally on
[12/25/2012 4:46:03 PM] Mathias Smith: Yes
[12/25/2012 4:46:20 PM] linkerbelle: yayyy!
[12/25/2012 4:46:26 PM] Mathias Smith: I'm not going to try to get l**d though, I was just kidding
[12/25/2012 4:46:41 PM] linkerbelle: (facepalm)

Baby steps.

 

[Azure Sage]

4:26 PM <Atticus> you're gonna hurt urself
4:26 PM <Azure Sage> asdfghjkl
4:26 PM <Atticus> just stop
4:26 PM <Azure Sage> tye
4:26 PM <Atticus> az
4:26 PM <Azure Sage> Apparently I can't tye either
4:26 PM <Atticus> typpe
4:26 PM <Wolf Sage> What is the "AYE"..?
4:26 PM <Azure Sage> typpe
4:26 PM <Azure Sage> YOU HUH ATTY CAN'T TYPPE BOOM BOOM AYE READERS
4:25 PM <Atticus> HAHA AYE READERS
4:25 PM <Azure Sage> Seems legit
4:25 PM <Majora's Cat> you have to type in all caps too
4:25 PM <Wolf Sage> Nohuh.
4:25 PM <Atticus> secretly
4:25 PM <Wolf Sage> Yo huh...
4:25 PM <Azure Sage> Are you Monti Thunder?

YO HUH I MAKE TYPPOS BOOM BOOM AYE READERS

 

[Terminus]

Such an odd thred. Funny too!

 

[Azure Sage]

1:06 PM <Ventus> rainbows actually sprout from bowties
1:06 PM <Wolf Sage> lolwut
1:06 PM <Djinn> I thought rainbows sprout from bacon
1:05 PM <justac00lguy> If you plant bacon you get pigs...
1:05 PM <Djinn> I've seen the tombstone gardens
1:05 PM <mandym287> lmfao
1:05 PM <Kybyrian> if you plant dead bodies they grow into tombstones
1:05 PM <justac00lguy> Plant a dollar bill and it shall grow!
1:05 PM <Wolf Sage> Donut stutter...
1:04 PM <Thareous> Wish I had a potato tree.
1:04 PM <Djinn> those are too expensive
1:04 PM <mandym287>
1:04 PM <mandym287> Plant a penny and it will produce pennies
1:04 PM <Kybyrian> I have a money tree
1:04 PM <Ventus> wish i had a money tree

If you plant a shoutbox, funny convos will grow

 

[Wolf Sage]

Prior to this discussion Locke and Terminus were discussing their recent purchasing of Doctor Who crap memorabilia (screwdrivers and scarves??). Gee... I sure wish I had money to waste... :ß

2:44 PM <Terminus> Bye!
Atsuma Answered in thread : The Longest Time Spent Playing
2:44 PM <Terminus> Just shy of $70 plush shipping
2:44 PM <Wolf Sage> Pie all; off to be productive and frugal with my expenses.
2:44 PM <Terminus> The 12-foot plus the 10th Sonic?
2:43 PM <Wolf Sage> ...that cost Fenrir knows how much.
2:43 PM <Terminus> Seemeth Legitteth
2:43 PM <Terminus> Jumpstart the economy with purchases?
2:43 PM <Wolf Sage> I'm a gonna purchase me a screwdriver and a scarf...
2:42 PM <Terminus> or an Hang Glider?
2:42 PM <Terminus> Use a parachute?
2:42 PM <Wolf Sage> Fiscal cliff approaching soon... you know what I'm gonna do...?

 

[Terminus]

Prior to this discussion Locke and Terminus were discussing their recent purchasing of Doctor Who crap memorabilia (screwdrivers and scarves??). Gee... I sure wish I had money to waste... :ß

Clearly nonWhovian and hostile to the cause...

 

[Azure Sage]

5:26 PM <Azure Sage> Trio lmfaowtf
5:26 PM <Trio the Punch> How dangerous for everyone else
5:26 PM <Trio the Punch> Imagine sex between two 500 foot people
5:26 PM <Azure Sage> You'd be unbeatable at basketball
5:25 PM <TheRizardon> I think it would hurt to do stuff
5:25 PM <TheRizardon> That would be horrible
5:25 PM <justac00lguy> Imagine bieng like 500ft tall.....

Having a nice conversation about height.... And then... Trio happened...

 

[Majora's Cat]

[6:03:31 PM] Dan: no you aren't dazz
[6:03:34 PM] Dan: you wanted that high five
[6:10:30 PM] Luke: i like dan more
[6:10:32 PM] Luke: yeah that's right
[6:10:35 PM] Luke: i went there
[6:10:41 PM] Nelson: **** NO WAY
[6:10:41 PM] dazzsheil: OOOOOOOOOOHHHHH
[6:10:43 PM] Nelson: YOU DIDN'T GO THERE
[6:10:45 PM] Nelson: GOD MAN
[6:10:47 PM] Nelson: ARE YOU INSANE
[6:10:48 PM] Nelson: F***************CK
[6:10:57 PM] Nelson: WOOOOOOO
[6:10:59 PM] Luke: (chuckle)
[6:10:59 PM] Nelson: I'M ON SO MUCH CRACK
[6:11:02 PM] Ludar: CANT WAIT TILL MY DS GETS HERE ; u ;
[6:11:11 PM] Jenn---GirlWithAFairy: LUDS
[6:11:13 PM] Ludar: JENN
[6:11:20 PM] Nelson: CAPS!
[6:11:20 PM] Jenn---GirlWithAFairy: (inlove)
[6:11:26 PM] Ludar: NELSON
[6:11:28 PM] Ludar: NOSLEN
[6:11:34 PM] Djinn: NELSON
[6:11:34 PM] Luke: NOLSON
[6:11:37 PM] Djinn: LUDAR
[6:11:38 PM] Ludar: DJINN
[6:11:39 PM] Nelson: RALDU
[6:11:44 PM] Djinn: JENN
[6:11:45 PM] Nelson: NNJID
[6:11:48 PM] Ludar: NNEJ
[6:11:49 PM] Luke: LUKE
[6:11:49 PM] Julia: I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!!!!
[6:11:52 PM] Nelson: ILAJU
[6:11:52 PM] dazzsheil: SPONGEBOB!
[6:11:56 PM] Djinn: EVERYTHING!
[6:11:56 PM] Luke: NATHAN
[6:11:56 PM] Ludar: NODLID
[6:11:59 PM] Nelson: WE'RE PLAYING SCRAMBLE
[6:12:02 PM] Dan: [6:09 PM] Nelson:

<<< **** NO WAY
YOU DIDN'T GO THERE
GOD MAN
ARE YOU INSANE
F***************CK
WOOOOOOOdon't go feral on me now my sweet little asian white knight kitty cat
[6:12:05 PM] Dan: (inlove)
[6:12:06 PM] Ludar: NAD
[6:12:08 PM] dazzsheil: LUDAR
[6:12:10 PM] Julia: LOUD NOISES!
[6:12:11 PM] Djinn: YAAY
[6:12:15 PM] Ludar: RADUL
[6:12:18 PM] Dan: hehe
[6:12:19 PM] Jenn---GirlWithAFairy: DJINN
[6:12:20 PM] Nelson: THERE ARE MANY SHOUT PRESENT IN HERE YES
[6:12:20 PM] dazzsheil: SONNEL
[6:12:21 PM] Ludar: AILUJ
[6:12:22 PM] Djinn: YELLING
[6:12:23 PM] Jenn---GirlWithAFairy: (inlove)
[6:12:32 PM] Dan: this is babyish
[6:12:35 PM] Ludar: EMAG EHT
[6:12:40 PM] Dan: screw you guys i'm going home

YELLING!

 

[Azure Sage]

7:46 PM <Wolf Sage> Ew get out pervert
7:46 PM <A Link In Time> <3
7:46 PM <A Link In Time> Wolfy!

Classic Wolf Sage.

 

[Yoda's LSD Dealer]

I organize my stuff. Read top to bottom.

[4:12:52] Dan: [00:08:54] Twinkle Toe Bells: I was happy and then out of nowhere i started feeling like ****
<<<you're depressed because you see Luke and hollie are acting like a couple, you still aren't over hollie entirely and it's effecting your memory of your old flame helga. you need to let go of the past.
[4:13:02] LegendOfZelda: ^
[4:13:08] Hollie: what
[4:13:10] Hollie: we had a past