Funny or Memorable IM or Shoutbox Conversations.

[Luke's Wife]

I can't stop laughing

HEY LISTEN THAT WAS ONE OF THE MOST TERRIFYING THINGS I'VE EVER BEEN THROUGH I WAS READY TO GRAB THE SALT AND GANK THAT THING UGH

 

[CynicalSquid]

[6:12:54 PM] Mathias Smith: Ok
[6:13:01 PM] Dan's #1 Fan: How does one ask for numbers anyway o_o teach me, please.
[6:13:08 PM] Mathias Smith: Idk
[6:13:33 PM] Mathias Smith: I think I talked to Jennifer 100000x more than I've talked to her irl
[6:14:41 PM] Dan's #1 Fan: I actually find conversation (with someone I want to talk to anyway) much easier IRL than online, I don't know why
[6:15:09 PM] Mathias Smith: I get embarrassed irl
[6:15:59 PM] Dan's #1 Fan: depends who it is for me, I do sometimes
[6:16:32 PM] Dan's #1 Fan: But last week me and chris were chatting like no tomorrow I wasn't even nervous and now I am
[6:16:40 PM] Dan's #1 Fan: How do social
[6:16:40 PM | Edited 6:16:48 PM] Dan: "whats your number"
[6:17:07 PM] Mathias Smith: Chris?
[6:17:53 PM] Dan's #1 Fan: The guy who's sorta kinda cute and in my english class and likes doctor who and a bunch of other stuff
[6:18:03 PM] Mathias Smith: oh
[6:19:04 PM] Dan's #1 Fan: isn't just like asking out of nowhere weird because its so abrupt like what if they think "wtf" what if they think I'm weird for asking
[6:19:26 PM] Mathias Smith: exactly
[6:20:24 PM] Mathias Smith: It's like asking someone out
[6:20:32 PM] Mathias Smith: how do you do it?
[6:20:42 PM] Dan's #1 Fan: Well maybe not as extreme as that
[6:21:00 PM] Dan's #1 Fan: But I don't know how to do it either o_o
[6:21:25 PM] Mathias Smith: I know it's not that extreme
[6:22:22 PM] Dan: get to know them better then ask ;p
[6:22:56 PM] Mathias Smith: i know but it seems weird to me
[6:24:39 PM] Dan's #1 Fan: I expect its less so once you do know them, in fact they might even ask you!
[6:25:17 PM] Mathias Smith: wait what?
[6:25:38 PM] Dan's #1 Fan: They might ask you for your number
[6:26:04 PM] Dan: yeah
[6:26:08 PM] Mathias Smith: what?
[6:26:12 PM] Mathias Smith: who?
[6:26:27 PM] Dan: me
[6:26:57 PM] Mathias Smith: :O

I'm so confused

 

[Azure Sage]

9:03 PM <Azure Sage> Yay
9:03 PM <Violet> Yay~
9:03 PM <zelda_geek> yey
9:03 PM * zelda_geek huggles Vio
9:03 PM <Azure Sage> Geez huggles all around
9:03 PM <zelda_geek> Violet!
9:03 PM * Violet huggles ZG
9:03 PM * Azure Sage huggles Abi
9:03 PM <Violet> ZG!
9:03 PM <Azure Sage> Abiiiii
9:03 PM * Violet huggles Azure
9:03 PM <Violet> Azure!
9:03 PM * zelda_geek huggles Az
9:03 PM <zelda_geek> Azure =D
9:03 PM * Azure Sage huggles sis good morning
9:02 PM <Azure Sage> Boo!
9:02 PM <Azure Sage> No, but I am
9:02 PM <Violet> :<
8:59 PM <Violet> Blue are you there?
8:59 PM <Violet> Blue!

So much huggles. Yay!

 

[Azure Sage]

6:10 PM <Azure Sage> lol
6:10 PM <Locke> I've never felt so good after someone ruined my joke.
6:09 PM <Azure Sage> My love for your face.
6:09 PM <Locke> what's deeper than the ocean?
6:09 PM <Azure Sage> Two suns.
6:09 PM <Locke> what's brighter than the sun?
6:09 PM <Locke> two comedians.
6:08 PM <Locke> what's funnier than a comedian?

What a great moment.

 

[Violet Link]

5:49 PM <Violet> ded
5:49 PM <Axle the Beast> *explosion!*
5:49 PM <Violet> BOOMBOOM SOUNDS STUFF
5:48 PM <Axle the Beast> FALLAWINGBANGBOOM
5:48 PM <Violet> WADOOOOOSH
5:47 PM <Axle the Beast> SKADOOSH
5:45 PM <Violet> kerp
5:44 PM <Axle the Beast> ferp
5:35 PM <Violet> derp
5:34 PM <Axle the Beast> merp
5:30 PM <Violet> meep

wat is dis i don't even

 

[Violet Link]

9:03 PM <Violet> yes
8:59 PM <PancakeSamurai> no
8:59 PM <Violet> say yes
8:58 PM <Violet> yes
8:56 PM <PancakeSamurai> maybe
8:55 PM <Violet> yes
8:53 PM <PancakeSamurai> no
8:52 PM <Violet> people come in
8:52 PM <Violet> c'mon

A legit argument..?

 

[Azure Sage]

5:48 PM <A Link In Time> xD
5:47 PM <Azure Sage> *The wild Matt faints from head trauma
5:47 PM <Azure Sage> *The wild Matt is not a pokemon so the pokeball has no effect.
5:46 PM * Azure Sage throws a pokeball!
5:46 PM <Zorth> a wild Matt appears!
5:46 PM <Azure Sage> Oh, you think you're *spiffy*, don't you
5:46 PM <Matt> I want a Spookeon.
5:46 PM <Zorth> what a *dished* out joke
5:45 PM <Azure Sage> *ba dum tss*
5:45 PM <Azure Sage> Oddish... Such an... *drumroll* ODD name for a Pokemon!
5:45 PM <Azure Sage> lawl
5:45 PM <Zorth> Oddish is like the best pokemon evar

And the moral of the story is... If you throw a pokeball at something that isn't a Pokemon, it will cause a concussion.

 

[Violet Link]

[5:10:19 PM] Anna Lewis: ..
[5:10:21 PM] Anna Lewis: it's..
[5:10:23 PM] Anna Lewis: not there..
[5:10:29 PM] Anna Lewis: LoL don't play games on mer
[5:10:31 PM] Anna Lewis: *me
[5:10:38 PM] Anna Lewis: i should play games on you, not me
[5:10:40 PM] Travis Haile-Awesome: lol
[5:10:47 PM] Travis Haile-Awesome: LoL is loling at you
[5:11:04 PM] Anna Lewis: lol
[5:11:12 PM] Anna Lewis: if you know what i mean, lol
[5:11:14 PM] Anna Lewis: lol
[5:11:24 PM] Anna Lewis: just saying the word lol makes me chuckle

lol

 

[Azure Sage]

4:59 PM <Atticus> seems legit
4:59 PM <Azure Sage> then would be more canon than hyrule historia
4:58 PM <Atticus> what if midna is actually real and she is plotting to murder all of us because we're all secretly ganon and we have huge noses inside of our hearts and and and what if those noses are actually vacuums made of concrete and what ifd fcdjjsn WHAT IF DID SEE FACEBOOK
4:57 PM <Azure Sage> lmao
4:57 PM <Atticus>
4:57 PM <Atticus> You mean Midna?
4:56 PM <Azure Sage> Watch out for mask-wearing imps on Friday
4:56 PM <Atticus> BATTLE QUEST IS THE LAST GAME BECAUSE 5 PEOPLE HAVE TO BAND TOGETHER AND REACH 200% OR ELSE WE DIE
4:56 PM <Atticus> NINTENDO HAS BEEN TRYING TO TELL US THE LEGEND OF THE MAYANS
4:56 PM <Azure Sage> I can't do anything stressful for 24 hours
4:56 PM <Azure Sage> Neither does mine
4:55 PM <Atticus> my brain does not need this right now
4:55 PM <Azure Sage>
4:55 PM <Atticus> does that make Nintendo mayans?
4:55 PM <Atticus> wait
4:55 PM <Azure Sage> lmfao
4:54 PM * Atticus Created a thread : DO U TINK DAT MM IS CONECTED 2 DA APOCALIPS!?!?!??!/1/1
4:50 PM <bspurka> Brace yourselves. Majora's Mask end of the world posts are coming.

Just a bit of Mayan Apocalypse theorizing.

 

[Terminus]

3:55 PM <Axle the Beast> Can't process
3:55 PM <Axle the Beast> Ventus I think my ears are bleeding now
3:55 PM <Axle the Beast> Uh...
3:55 PM <Terminus> Mind = Blown
3:55 PM <Terminus> Secretception
3:55 PM <Ventus> bit harsh eh Thar?
3:55 PM <Ventus> Well, it's no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly.

Secret-ception.

 

[Violet Link]

3:59 PM <Violet> :cat: x :dog: > :cat:and :dog:
3:58 PM <ShellShocker> :dog: > :cat:
3:55 PM <Violet> :cat:
3:51 PM <ShellShocker> :dog:

:cat: vs :dog: the evolution

 

[Violet Link]

4:52 PM <A Link In Time> I must be going insane.
4:51 PM <A Link In Time> But they vanished.
4:51 PM <A Link In Time> Could've sworn there were two shouts.
4:51 PM <A Link In Time> Huh?

He is going insane.

 

[A Link In Time]

^ xD

I also enjoyed Wolf's earlier restlessness.

2:31 AM <Wolf Sage> I seem to have Restless L;eg syndrome...
2:29 AM<Wolf Sage> Ermah does indeed have GERD...
2:23 AM <Wolf Sage> ...night all. :/

Wolfy's l;eg is giving him problems.

 

[Azure Sage]

<mandym287> that's hot
<bspurka> turns out he is actually an asian kid in Malaysia working at a shoe factory and is just really high on Robitussin
<bspurka> It is about a swan who is undercover in santa's workshop disguised as an elf. he is addicted to Robitussin and his mission is to become santa
<bspurka> So this really hot girl like 10/10 I am talking to told me to write her a christmas story

That's the best thing I've read all night xD

 

[Sydney]

9:01 PM <Zorth> fk am I even saying?
9:01 PM <Zorth> arrigato
9:01 PM <Zorth> sayionara hidetada makashi honda civic

KSJKHGSKJFHSKFS;DFSKDFKS OMG ZORTH ILU