Funny or Memorable IM or Shoutbox Conversations.

[Mandi the Beast]

[12:34:27 AM | Edited 12:35:01 AM] PancakeSamurai: Apparently Amber was in my choir when i was in 8th grade
[12:34:41 AM] Seth: When we first became a couple she started college and I was in high school
[12:34:44 AM] PancakeSamurai: I didn't know this intill a couple of days ago
[12:35:19 AM] linkerbelle: seth, you's a P**P
[12:35:19 AM] PancakeSamurai: she wasn't a good looking 7th grader tbh
[12:35:49 AM] linkerbelle: love isn't about outer beauty pcake.
[12:35:50 AM] Seth: She's a year older then I
[12:36:04 AM] PancakeSamurai: I know linkerbelle
[12:36:14 AM] linkerbelle: it's about what's inside
[12:36:22 AM] linkerbelle: like fallopian tubes.

 

[A Link In Time]

Apparently, I pack a mean fart.

[10:11:29 PM] Dan: there was no drama in that chat
[10:11:55 PM] Dan: unless you call ALIT farting drama
[10:12:02 PM] A Link In Time: lol
[10:12:02 PM] Djinn: no, that's him
[10:12:36 PM] Van: that is actually the drama i was talking about
[10:12:40 PM] Van: didn't want to be a part of that
[10:12:49 PM] ( ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°): yeah
[10:12:53 PM] ( ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°): alit stop farting
[10:13:01 PM] A Link In Time: (facepalm)
[10:13:01 PM] Dan: xD
[10:13:03 PM] ( ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°): it's tearing us apart
[10:13:14 PM] ( ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°): You don't want us to break apart, do you? ;_;
[10:13:24 PM] ( ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°): I think you have a problem.
[10:13:25 PM] Dan: I'm going to stick a cork up ALITS butt
[10:13:31 PM] ( ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°): Guys. It's time for an intervention
[10:13:37 PM] ( ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°): See, we really care about you ALIT
[10:13:52 PM] ( ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°): I think it's time you saw Counselor Djinn

 

[Castle]

11:17 AM <JuicieJ> No doubt
11:17 AM <Castle> fella needs to find some perspective
11:17 AM <JuicieJ> Yup
11:16 AM <Castle> out of all the problems other m has, his complaint is that you don't open doors by shooting them?
11:16 AM <JuicieJ> I don't want to live on this planet anymore
11:16 AM <JuicieJ> I just came across a Metroid fan on YouTube that *****ed about not having to shoot doors to open them in Other M
11:15 AM <JuicieJ> Wow

 

[Violet Link]

_0ancientpurplelink0_: I tried ALIT
danrads: xD
_0ancientpurplelink0_: It worked xD
danrads:
danrads: wow wonder what it means :I

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Apparently, me and Dan were playing some game...

 

[Dan]

What a bunch of cry babies. ;\

12:25 AM <Lord Vain> It's so sad...you know stuff's bad when Gyarados is crying.
12:25 AM <TheRizardon> SPOIL IT
12:25 AM <Axle the Beast> lol
12:25 AM <bspurka> The kid lost his dad twice, once as a human second as a snowman
12:25 AM <GirlWithAFairy> I cried in Astro Boy when Toby died
12:25 AM <GaroXicon> NO SPOILERS
12:25 AM <Axle the Beast> I CRIED LIKE THREE SEPERATE TIMES
12:25 AM <Axle the Beast> THE ENDING OF METAL GEAR SOLID 4
12:25 AM <GaroXicon> Oddly enough, real life hardly ever makes me cr- DAMN IT GWAF NO WHY DID YOU HAVE TO MENTION THAT
12:25 AM <Axle the Beast> OH MAN
12:24 AM <Axle the Beast> I cried during Fi's farewell in Skyward Sword.
12:24 AM <GirlWithAFairy> OMG ME TOO LV!!!
12:24 AM <Locke> read that as "I'm at a mandolin festival"
12:24 AM <GirlWithAFairy> I cried at the end of The Tale of Iroh
12:24 AM <Dan> Thar I bet you never cry
12:24 AM <Lord Vain> The scene in the first Pokemon Movie where Ash is turned to stone kind of gets to me...
12:24 AM <Locke> <Thareous> I am a maudlin individual...
12:24 AM <GirlWithAFairy> I love Return of the King.
12:24 AM <Locke> I teared up during Eimear Noone's interview.
12:24 AM <Thareous> I am a maudlin individual...
12:24 AM <Dan> oh my

 

[linkyslinky]

hahah great stuff

 

[Azure Sage]

9:10 PM <zelda_geek> xD
9:10 PM <GirlWithAFairy> Lol
9:10 PM <Azure Sage>
9:10 PM <Azure Sage> Damn double ninja
9:10 PM <Azure Sage> damn ninja
9:10 PM <Azure Sage> abi abi abi abi
9:10 PM <Ventus> abi abi abi abi
9:10 PM <Azure Sage> abi
9:10 PM <Ventus> abi
9:10 PM <zelda_geek> ven ven ven ven
9:10 PM <zelda_geek> ven

Van is a damn dirty double ninja! ;~;

 

[CynicalSquid]

Van is a damn dirty double ninja! ;~;

Why I don't go in the SB anymore

 

[CynicalSquid]

[7:24:06 PM] PancakeSamurai: hihihhihihihihihihihihihihi
[7:24:12 PM] Abigail Lewis: hai
[7:24:13 PM] Abigail Lewis: hai
[7:24:14 PM] Abigail Lewis: hai
[7:24:15 PM] Abigail Lewis: hai
[7:24:15 PM] Abigail Lewis: hai
[7:24:16 PM] Abigail Lewis: hai
[7:24:32 PM] PancakeSamurai: hi
[7:24:33 PM] PancakeSamurai: hi
[7:24:34 PM] PancakeSamurai: hi
[7:24:34 PM] PancakeSamurai: hi
[7:24:36 PM] PancakeSamurai: hi
[7:24:36 PM] PancakeSamurai: hi
[7:24:47 PM] Abigail Lewis: hi
[7:25:07 PM] PancakeSamurai: hi
[7:25:10 PM] Abigail Lewis: hi
[7:25:25 PM] PancakeSamurai: hi
[7:25:31 PM] Abigail Lewis: hi
[7:26:00 PM] PancakeSamurai: hi
[7:26:05 PM] Abigail Lewis: hi
[7:26:41 PM] PancakeSamurai: this is basically every awkward convo i've had with a girl

Hi

 

[A Link In Time]

[8:14:59 PM] Ludar: Im Going To Bed Now
[8:15:03 PM] Jenn---GirlWithAFairy: LOL ALIT
[8:15:24 PM] Ludar: Wont Be Able To Speak To You Guys Until Late Sunday.
[8:15:39 PM] DARK MASTER: [8:14 PM] Ludar:

<<< Im Going To Bed NowGet some sleep, or ALIT with have your babies.
[8:15:48 PM] Atheistbigred: I'm in but i shall remain silent
[8:15:59 PM] Jenn---GirlWithAFairy: ALIT with have your babies?
[8:16:15 PM] Djinn: http://adventurewithoutend.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/stuffed-turd.jpg
[8:16:38 PM] Atheistbigred: Must...stay awake..
[8:16:46 PM] Abigail Lewis: Plush poop
[8:16:57 PM] Atheistbigred: Poop plush
[8:17:02 PM] Abigail Lewis: poopie plushie
[8:17:12 PM] Atheistbigred: Plushie poopie
[8:17:25 PM] Abigail Lewis: that's all I got... ._.
[8:17:31 PM] Atheistbigred: xD
[8:18:18 PM] *** Call ended, duration 07:44 ***
[8:18:42 PM] Atheistbigred: Holy **** ALIT, I thought you would sound like a little kid.
[8:18:55 PM] A Link In Time: @_@
[8:19:15 PM] Atheistbigred: How old are you? I thought you were like 12.
[8:19:20 PM] A Link In Time: (facepalm)
[8:19:26 PM] DARK MASTER: Lol no Red, ALIT is Mexican.....
[8:19:28 PM] Atheistbigred: xD
[8:19:33 PM] A Link In Time: No, I'm not.
[8:19:39 PM] Atheistbigred: Yes mexican kids sound old
[8:19:54 PM | Edited 8:19:55 PM] Djinn: he's that european kind of mexican
[8:20:29 PM] Abigail Lewis:
[8:20:45 PM] Atheistbigred: Atheistbigred should have looked at ALIT's profile

As usual my race and age are questioned. Sometimes I question why I love on this planet. Also, an entertaining chunk of spam.

 

[Sydney]

9:37 PM <Katelynn> I thought JJ had manboobs like his husband DARKMASTER

Kate has won the internetz.

 

[Violet Link]

I am _0ancientpurplelink0_ on the server there. I was on an OMGPOP chat room called: MAKE NEW FRIENDS HERE!
Well, I wasn't in there for friends actually. Just wanted to chat.
Panmoosaffiger is a friend of mine there, we just met.
She wanted to lose... but she can't.



Volrac is a programmed bot. If you didn't understand what the guy was saying, it said: " !woP _0ancientpurplelink0_you spelled that right- Congratulations! You are the 999th visitor!

 

[GirlWithAFairy]

Read it from bottom to top because Im lazy

10:46 AM <TheRizardon> I love reading about l;eg while eating franchise toast in the pits of he'll
10:46 AM <JuicieJ> Brb, shower
10:46 AM <Kybyrian> non-carbonated 0 calorie purified water
10:45 AM <JuicieJ> What the he'll
10:45 AM <TheBlueReptile> With a l;eg and some franchise toast?
10:44 AM <GirlWithAFairy> Lol Riz
10:44 AM <TheRizardon> I'm gonna throw you into the pits of he'll
10:44 AM <TheBlueReptile> Seen that one many a time
10:43 AM <GirlWithAFairy> You should have been here last might TBR, hell is now He'll
10:43 AM <Ventus> haha Dan xD
10:43 AM <TheRizardon> that is hilarious
10:43 AM <TheRizardon> Franchise toast
10:43 AM <TheBlueReptile> French toast will now be forever known as franchise toast
10:43 AM <Dan> Link is clearly a url
10:43 AM <TheRizardon> French toast with syrup is better than french toast
10:43 AM <TheBlueReptile> No-no, your phone has done us a great honour
10:42 AM <GirlWithAFairy> Franchise? Really phone??
10:42 AM <Kybyrian> ...german fries
10:42 AM <TheBlueReptile> Toast 2: Return of the breakfast
Vaati101 Answered in thread : Is Link a Person or a Link?
10:42 AM <TheBlueReptile> Franchise Toast?
10:42 AM <Atticus> French Toast is good
10:42 AM <Kybyrian> german toast
10:42 AM <GirlWithAFairy> Oh man Franchise toast sounds sooo good

 

[Sydney]

Fused_shadows on secrets:

[7:56:03 PM] Mr.WISEguy: u know nothing

Fused_shadows on goats:

[7:50:45 PM] Mr.WISEguy: cheese

Fused_shadows being rich:

[11/25/2012 10:50:20 AM] Mr.WISEguy: Get one cheap ***

Fused_shadows on typos:

[11/26/2012 5:15:13 PM] Mr.WISEguy: IS THAT NECESSARY
[11/26/2012 5:15:24 PM] Mr.WISEguy: Mr.WISEguy shuts off computer and kills himself

Why do I talk to this kid...

 

[Castle]

7:05 PM <A Link In Time> This man deserves the Noble Prize.
7:05 PM <Atticus> NO ****ING WAY
7:05 PM <Atticus> HOLY ****
7:05 PM <A Link In Time> lmao
7:05 PM <Azure Sage> no way
7:05 PM <Azure Sage> omg you kidding me
7:05 PM <Azure Sage> ;O
7:04 PM <Castle> did you know, that if you press the refresh button, it loads the same page.... but different!!