Funny or Memorable IM or Shoutbox Conversations.

[Azure Sage]

7:55 PM <RegalBryant> I thought it was a video game
7:55 PM <Azure Sage> lmfao Spirit
7:55 PM <Azure Sage> Or some kind of expensive furniture item
7:54 PM <Spirit of Rutela> depends how perverse you are
7:54 PM <Azure Sage> Are you sure it's not an animal
7:54 PM <Ventus> ._.
7:54 PM <Ventus> i thought it was a food
7:54 PM <Ventus> sex is a drink?
7:54 PM <Azure Sage> ... Sex is a soft drink right?
7:54 PM <Azure Sage> Speaking of which, I could use a refreshing cup of sex right now.
7:53 PM <Azure Sage> You know, a soft drink. Like sex.
7:53 PM <Azure Sage> Or a soft drink?
7:53 PM <Azure Sage> Some kind of yogurt?
7:53 PM <Azure Sage> What even is a satellaview
7:52 PM <GirlWithAFairy> More like BSC
7:52 PM <Azure Sage> what does bull**** have to do with satellaview
7:52 PM <RegalBryant> Bob Sagget Satellaview?
7:52 PM <Azure Sage> I don't see the correlation between BS and satellaview
7:52 PM <Ventus> BS just means it's a satellaview game
Igos du Ikana Answered in thread : Official BS Zelda No Densetsu Release in Japan!

Talking about that thread Igos du Ikana posted in. I didn't know what BS stood for in that context, and somehow... This conversation happened. ._.

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8:11 PM <Atticus> how do i ball
8:10 PM <octorok74> In my area, the West Side is where the whites are.
8:10 PM <Atticus> damn rite i do motha ****a cracka
8:10 PM <Azure Sage> lmfao you win xD
8:10 PM <RegalBryant> EAST SIDE'S FO WHITE PEOPLE
8:10 PM <Atticus> I'M ABOUT TO GO ALL BRUCE CHUCK NORRIS LEE LAQUISHA SHANIQUA YOLANDA SHANAYNAY TYRONE ON YO ***
8:10 PM <Azure Sage> GURL I'M FROM EAST SIDE, MOFO
8:09 PM <RegalBryant> IM FROM THE WEST END, WHERE WE CUT A FOO' FIRST AND RUN LIKE HELL after
8:09 PM <Spirit of Rutela> CAPS
8:09 PM <Azure Sage> GET LAQUISHA UP IN HERE
8:09 PM <Atticus> MISSPELLED THAT ON PURPOSE
8:09 PM <GirlWithAFairy> The Phuck?
8:09 PM <Atticus> I'LL *****SLAP YOU BACK TO ******IA
8:09 PM <Ventus> like fine wine, I just keep getting better
8:09 PM <Azure Sage> I'MA BOUT TA GET MONAE AN JAQUEIL ALL UP IN HERE
8:09 PM <RegalBryant> I'LL *****SLAP YOU BACK TO AFRICA
8:08 PM <Atticus> GET YO RATCHET *** OUT OF THIS JOINT
8:08 PM <Azure Sage> NO
8:08 PM <RegalBryant> HELL TO THE NAH
8:08 PM <Azure Sage> NO, OKAY
8:08 PM <Azure Sage> YOU DID NOT JUST GO THERE
8:08 PM <Atticus> I WENT THERE LIKE UNF BOOM BOOM BAM
8:08 PM <Atticus> OH HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL YES GURL
8:08 PM <Azure Sage> OH NO YOU DI-IN'T
8:08 PM <Azure Sage> OH HEEEEEEEELL NAW GURL
8:08 PM <Atticus> YOU KNOW HE'S MY BABY DADDY
8:07 PM <RegalBryant> IM A STRONG INDEPENDENT BLACK WOMAN WHO DON'T NEED NO MAGIC
8:07 PM <Ventus> LOL
8:07 PM <Atticus> DO NOT BRING TYRONE SHALONE INTO THIS
8:07 PM <Atticus> THAT'S NICE BUT I WAS GOING TO SHOW YOU MY FOOT UP YO ***
8:07 PM <Azure Sage> GON GET SHANAYNAY AND BONQUEQUE UP IN DIS *****
8:07 PM <Ventus> don't make me have to whoop a *****
8:07 PM <RegalBryant> BRING IT, *****
8:07 PM <Azure Sage> I'MA BOUT TA SHOW YOU A VAMPIRE WEEKEND GURL
8:07 PM <Atticus> COZ I'LL GO
8:07 PM <Atticus> YOU WANNA GO?
8:07 PM <Ventus> lmao Regal
8:07 PM <Atticus> LES GO GURL
8:06 PM <RegalBryant> DONT CHOKE YOURSELF, ATTICUS
8:06 PM <Ventus> LOL
8:06 PM <Atticus> ALRIGHT YANIQUA
8:06 PM <Atticus> HAHAHAHSHHDHFHEJGFKIEDROGOERGERJGHOERJAJHAHAHAHAHA HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHFHHEFHSJFJJJ WOOT
8:06 PM <Azure Sage> HOLD MAH EARINGS, GURL
8:06 PM <RegalBryant> ...hah...
8:06 PM <Azure Sage> GURL
8:06 PM <RegalBryant> HA...HA...
8:06 PM <Atticus> Do I have to choke a *****?
8:06 PM <RegalBryant> HAHAHAHA
8:06 PM <Azure Sage> Atty are you shivering. Is that why yyoou typped all jjitterryy like tthatt?
8:05 PM <Atticus> Az, don't make fun. You make waaaaay more typos than I do.

Um. What the heck just happened? xDDD

 

[CynicalSquid]

I know, right? He totally made out with me earlier. And then he tried to get in Atticus's pants. Sooo crazy.

He's lying

 

[Dan]

Oh you

[01:19:20] Joy Jonsson: Well sooner or later you gonna have to at least talk or MASTER.
[01:19:51] Mathias Smith: no
[01:20:09] Seth: You never MASTER?
[01:20:34] Joy Jonsson: Pancake is definitely 10

 

[Seth]

He's lying

I can vouch that no lying is taking place, except for Pancake rudely accusing RB of lying. SHAME.

 

[CynicalSquid]

I can vouch that no lying is taking place, except for Pancake rudely accusing RB of lying. SHAME.

You're lying

 

[Seth]

You're lying

[video=youtube;nRB8Jor8tPs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRB8Jor8tPs[/video]

 

[CynicalSquid]

6:20 PM <A Link In Time> Great to munch on.
6:20 PM <A Link In Time> You look mighty fine and juicy today/
6:19 PM <A Link In Time> What's up?
6:19 PM <A Link In Time> Pancake!

 

[Dan]

oh my

[02:22:25] Mathias Smith: :|
[02:22:35] Mathias Smith: i don't want to know
[02:22:41] Dan: he wants to have SEX with you....
[02:22:45] Mathias Smith: :O
[02:22:51] Dan: :$
[02:22:58] Dan's #1 Fan: run, pancake
[02:23:03] Dan's #1 Fan: ALIT has set his sights on you
[02:23:06] Dan's #1 Fan: there's no escape now
[02:23:12] Dan's #1 Fan: run mother****er run

 

[Azure Sage]

4:45 PM * JuicieJ runs
4:45 PM <Azure Sage> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
4:45 PM <Violet> ._.'m
4:45 PM <Azure Sage> OMG SHE IS
4:45 PM <Azure Sage> What if she were here right now
4:45 PM <Violet> WHOS TALKING ABOUT ME
4:45 PM <Azure Sage> Awkwaaaaaaaaaaard
4:45 PM <Azure Sage> JJ, don't go there.
4:45 PM <Azure Sage> My little sister, all grown up
4:45 PM <JuicieJ> SO SHE WILL ONE DAY HAVE SEX
4:45 PM <Azure Sage> Oh god :<
4:45 PM <JuicieJ> One day she will have children
4:44 PM <JuicieJ> One day she will get married
4:44 PM <Ventus> overprotective is so good
4:44 PM <JuicieJ> One day she will grow up
4:44 PM <Azure Sage> I will always be overprotective of my little sister

OH GOD I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING... XD

 

[Yoda's LSD Dealer]

[08:43:11] Erebea: ****s without balls
[08:43:18] Athenian200: Well, Erebea, that's called a *****.

Athenian: Erebea's mother.

 

[Violet Link]

OH GOD I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING... XD

I was like entering to ZD, chatting normally to friends on SB until I saw that.
I laughed totally hard and did a "WHAT THE FA-?!" face, lol.

5:11 PM <Violet> (what am i doing in life)
5:11 PM <Violet> Call me Vi or Vio, empty box
5:11 PM <Violet> So, hows it going, Violet?
5:09 PM <Violet> Hi, Violet!
5:09 PM <Violet> Hi, Empty box!

A lovely chat between Violet and Empty Box.

 

[Dan]

I was like entering to ZD, chatting normally to friends on SB until I saw that.
I laughed totally hard and did a "WHAT THE FA-?!" face, lol.


A lovely chat between Violet and Empty Box.

You put on a good show, I was watching the entire time.

 

[Violet Link]

You put on a good show, I was watching the entire time.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL
BAHAHHAAHHHA
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING ARHIOGPENGOPG

 

[Terminus]

A little fail I had in the SB earlier caused such a ruckas. What was I originally going to type? I shall take that secret to my grave!
(Read from Top to Bottom, because I sort my **** so you don't have to!)

Maturity. I love how it doesn't exist here

 

[Azure Sage]

6:40 AM <Violet> HAHAHAHAHAH
6:40 AM <Violet> HAH
6:40 AM <Azure Sage> lmfao
6:40 AM <TheBlueReptile> Dammit Violet!
6:39 AM <Violet>
6:39 AM <TheBlueReptile> seems l;egit
6:39 AM <Violet> Seems l;egit
6:39 AM <Violet> lol
6:39 AM <Azure Sage> Seems legit
6:39 AM <TheBlueReptile> I also tried searching "Zelda Dungeon logo" and came up with aLttP's overworld images and Axle doing derpfaces
6:38 AM <Violet> lol
6:38 AM <Azure Sage> lool
6:38 AM <TheBlueReptile> This was on like the 16th page of results though
6:38 AM <Violet> joo iz an inturneet shutar
6:38 AM <Azure Sage> xD
6:38 AM <Azure Sage> lol i found a picture of axle once when I searched Zelda Birthday
6:38 AM <Violet> teh wholez inturneet knuws u
6:38 AM <Violet> Bro, you are famous ;D
6:38 AM <Violet> lol?
6:38 AM <Azure Sage> lolwut
6:38 AM <TheBlueReptile> When seraching "WW Link victory dance"...
6:37 AM <TheBlueReptile> Also Azure, when I was searching for pictures of Link dancing for my blog last night, I found a picture of you...

Vio is an epic ninja.