Funny or Memorable IM or Shoutbox Conversations.

[bspurka]

<Locke> nah, he just washed them in the Sand Sea afterward.
9:07 PM <Random Person> And that they only did it to look cool
9:07 PM <JuicieJ> Desert didn't get them dirty or nothin'
9:07 PM <Random Person> He kept that training sword just so he could tell his knight friends that he had been carrying one since he was a junior
XskywardX Created thread : Triforce Eagle Made in Art Class
9:06 PM <JuicieJ> Dem baggy pants sure didn't get in his way of exploring
9:06 PM <Linkdude74> Magical *** ** ***** alakazam.
9:06 PM <Wolf Sage>
9:06 PM <bspurka> SS Link wears wolf shirts and shops at urban outfitters
9:06 PM <Wolf Sage> "samurai-esque pants"
9:05 PM <JuicieJ> Totally, RP
9:05 PM <Random Person> Refuses to be like everyone else
9:05 PM <Wolf Sage> Link's pants seems to fit the underlying Japanese motif...
9:05 PM <Locke> just because it'd look cooler when skydiving
9:05 PM <Random Person> SS Link wears baggy pants, rides a rare red bird, and went to the surface. Dude is totally a hipster
9:05 PM <Linkdude74> In a castle far far away where no one can hear you **** *** ***** ***** soup. *** ** ***** with a bucket of
9:05 PM <JuicieJ> Heh
9:05 PM <Locke> I'd think that'd be the sole reason to give him baggy pants
9:05 PM <JuicieJ> I never payed attention
9:05 PM <bspurka> I can see him downing a few PBR's
9:05 PM <JuicieJ> They may have, though
9:05 PM <Locke> oh
9:05 PM <bspurka> SS Link is such a hipster

 

[Azure Sage]

4:39 AM <JuicieJ> BAHAHAHAHAHA
4:39 AM <Azure Sage> A strong independant woman who don't need no magic
4:39 AM <JuicieJ> That was my reaction
4:39 AM <JuicieJ> Oh
4:39 AM <JuicieJ> 0_o
4:39 AM <JuicieJ> GOT A BLACK MAGIC WOMAN
4:39 AM <Axle the Beast> I had a story concept sorta inspired by Death Note called Black Art Medium
4:38 AM <Azure Sage> xD
4:38 AM <JuicieJ> When I first heard the song Black Magic Woman, I thought it meant a black woman with magic
4:38 AM <Azure Sage> lol Axle xD
4:38 AM <JuicieJ> lmao Axle
4:38 AM <Axle the Beast> I should have known that would be censored.
4:37 AM <Axle the Beast> Aw
4:37 AM <Axle the Beast> ****** magic?
4:37 AM <JuicieJ> Means evil magic
4:37 AM <Azure Sage> Ya
4:37 AM <JuicieJ> Ever heard of black magic?
4:37 AM <JuicieJ> The word "black" is often used in Japan to describe something evil

 

[TheRizardon]

That actually made me laugh a bit.

4:39 AM <JuicieJ> BAHAHAHAHAHA
4:39 AM <Azure Sage> A strong independant woman who don't need no magic
4:39 AM <JuicieJ> That was my reaction
4:39 AM <JuicieJ> Oh
4:39 AM <JuicieJ> 0_o
4:39 AM <JuicieJ> GOT A BLACK MAGIC WOMAN
4:39 AM <Axle the Beast> I had a story concept sorta inspired by Death Note called Black Art Medium
4:38 AM <Azure Sage> xD
4:38 AM <JuicieJ> When I first heard the song Black Magic Woman, I thought it meant a black woman with magic
4:38 AM <Azure Sage> lol Axle xD
4:38 AM <JuicieJ> lmao Axle
4:38 AM <Axle the Beast> I should have known that would be censored.
4:37 AM <Axle the Beast> Aw
4:37 AM <Axle the Beast> ****** magic?
4:37 AM <JuicieJ> Means evil magic
4:37 AM <Azure Sage> Ya
4:37 AM <JuicieJ> Ever heard of black magic?
4:37 AM <JuicieJ> The word "black" is often used in Japan to describe something evil

 

[Azure Sage]

4:17 AM <TheBlueReptile> Bu-dum tish
4:17 AM <Azure Sage> Illegal aliens. xD
4:17 AM <TheBlueReptile> Oh goddamit not you too Azure!
4:17 AM <Azure Sage> The twin towers were blown up by aliens...
4:17 AM <TheBlueReptile> I seem to recall it from somewhere. Don't take my word for it though
4:17 AM <Azure Sage> That actually makes sense, in a way...
4:17 AM <Azure Sage> Really? xD
4:16 AM <Azure Sage> lolwat
4:16 AM <TheBlueReptile> Pretty sure there's a 9/11 conspiracy out there that claims it was all the doing of aliens too...
4:16 AM <TheBlueReptile> "WHy didn't you do your homework?" "Aliens!"
4:15 AM <Azure Sage> "Who built this structure?" "Aliens."
4:15 AM <Seth> Well, in the case of the person I know it's more of a case of mild psychosis...
4:15 AM <Azure Sage> "Where did this crop circle come from?" "Aliens."
4:15 AM <TheBlueReptile> Tell me about it. My cousin fell prey to a kid wanting to know how far a reptile could be dropped without hurting itself...
4:15 AM <Azure Sage> "Where did the pyramids come from?" "Aliens."
4:15 AM <Azure Sage> We humans like to question everything. We're a curious bunch.
4:14 AM <TheBlueReptile> Nevermind all this alien doo-dah
4:14 AM <TheBlueReptile> We reptiles just take life as it is. If we eat a bug, we eat a bug. If we bask in the sun for a while, we bask in the sun for a while
4:13 AM <Azure Sage> Is it beyond the understanding of a reptile?
4:13 AM <TheBlueReptile> You humans are so superstitious
4:10 AM <Seth> I know some body who worries about aliens reading their mind.

"Who posted this convo?" "Aliens."

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4:51 AM <TheBlueReptile> Big boobs are like jelly...
4:51 AM <Azure Sage> We call Jello "Jello", though
4:51 AM <Spirit of Rutela> the wobbly stuff at xmas..
4:50 AM <Azure Sage> I guess
4:50 AM <Spirit of Rutela> i don't know what you call actual jelly, jello?
4:50 AM <Azure Sage> lol
4:50 AM <Spirit of Rutela> I know, it confused me all my life until i met my gf.. i thought you were putting actual jelly in your sandwiches, which sounded like so much effort
4:50 AM <Azure Sage> We call it jelly in 'Murica
4:49 AM <Spirit of Rutela> bloody americans
4:49 AM <Azure Sage> I'll toast myself a PB&J sammich for breakfast then
4:49 AM <Spirit of Rutela> jam jam jam jam
4:49 AM <Spirit of Rutela> lol jelly, its jam!
4:49 AM <Azure Sage> Oh wait, we have bread and peanut butter and jelly.
4:49 AM <TheBlueReptile> I don't like grapes. I like grape flavour though
4:49 AM <Spirit of Rutela> i used to
04:49 <Azure Sage> Or milk. I can't make a bowl of cereal.
04:49 <Azure Sage> We don't have any grapes at my house though :<
04:48 <Azure Sage> xD
04:48 <Spirit of Rutela> lol Grape Juicie flavour from J's
04:48 <Azure Sage> ... I just made myself hungry
04:48 <Azure Sage> Yummy
04:47 <Azure Sage> The shoutbox is grape flavored...
04:47 <Azure Sage>

We were having such a pleasant discussion about cultural differences... And then TheBlueReptile happened...

 

[Violet Link]

[1:39:19 PM] Alphonse: lol
[1:39:27 PM] Anna Lewis: xD
[1:39:31 PM] Alphonse: I don't have any of those saved on my computer
[1:39:36 PM] Anna Lewis: Aw.
[1:39:50 PM] Anna Lewis: Or maybe..
[1:39:52 PM] Alphonse: I don't think I'd be able to show you unless I took a picture of me holding a picture.
[1:40:05 PM] Anna Lewis: Yo dawg I heard you like pictures
[1:40:13 PM] Anna Lewis: So I took a picture of me holding a picture.
[1:40:15 PM] Anna Lewis: xD

xD But seriously Az, I want to see a picture of you when you're young... :>

 

[Azure Sage]

9:41 PM <Violet> Keep you and your manly hair away, Az xD
9:40 PM <Wolf Sage> lolyathink
9:40 PM <Wolf Sage> XD
9:40 PM <Azure Sage> ... That sounds too creepy
9:40 PM * Azure Sage hugs people with his manly chest
9:40 PM <Wolf Sage> lol
9:40 PM <Azure Sage> xD
9:40 PM <Wolf Sage> But hugs...
9:39 PM <Azure Sage> MY CHEST IS NOT MANLY
9:39 PM <Azure Sage> LOL
9:39 PM <Wolf Sage> "Now... jump! Into my MANLY CHEST!!"
9:39 PM <Azure Sage> I look nothing like that guy
9:39 PM <Wolf Sage> BlazBlue - Wikiquote
9:38 PM <Azure Sage> ... wat
9:38 PM <Wolf Sage> You're the guy in that link, Azure...

Apparently I am Bang Shishigami.

 

[Violet Link]

5:15 PM <Violet> But it was funny xD
5:15 PM <Violet> Yeah...
5:14 PM <Krazy4Krash> really? literally?
5:14 PM <Violet> My heart almost exploded... ._.
5:14 PM <Violet> Literally.
5:14 PM <Violet> Yes.
5:14 PM <Krazy4Krash> did i scare you?
5:14 PM * Violet deddd xD
5:13 PM * Violet ded
5:13 PM <Violet> ODSHFGIADFJLGHAE;ROGLGVJAEFILGHLAEWTOGRJNATLMAEITH BTEGW
5:13 PM <Violet> COOKI-
5:13 PM <Krazy4Krash> BOO!
5:13 PM <Violet> GOOD EVENING FOLKS AND WELCOME TO THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
5:13 PM * Violet DUNNNNNNNNN
5:13 PM <Violet> And the Box just shrink.
5:13 PM <Violet> More like, Taxes.
5:13 PM <Violet> Syntaxes.
5:11 PM <Violet> Alone.
5:11 PM <Violet> Sooo
5:11 PM * Violet lies down alone
5:10 PM * Violet ...huggles herself... :<

lol...
I was about to say-

COOOKING SHOW~!!!

6:35 AM * Atticus marries the candle
6:35 AM * Vanessa28 shakes head
6:35 AM <Lord Vain> Atticus is pride...Spirit is pretty good company...I am Vain.
6:35 AM <Violet> lol
6:35 AM * Azure Sage runs around screaming
6:35 AM * Atticus burns Azure and stabs him
6:35 AM * Azure Sage 's shirt catches on fire because of the candle
6:35 AM <Violet> :< Not me..?
6:35 AM * Azure Sage hugs a candle and sticks his tongue out at Atty
6:35 AM <Violet> I'm watching SAO
6:35 AM * Azure Sage HUGGLES VIO
6:34 AM * Spirit of Rutela is *** ** *** *** *** *******
6:34 AM <Atticus> **** off, Az. Candles are my thing. Your thing is hugs D8<
6:34 AM * octorok74 is just hiself.
6:34 AM <Azure Sage> VIOOOOOOOO
6:34 AM <Violet> You burn :<
6:34 AM <Violet> Ouch
6:34 AM <Linkdude74> So I'm inside you Vee?
6:34 AM * Violet huggles Azure :>
6:34 AM * Lord Vain is the God of Peace and Destruction

LOL.

 

[Azure Sage]

7:02 PM <PancakeSamurai> You guys give crappy advise
7:02 PM <Azure Sage> Ask her if she likes candles
7:01 PM <Azure Sage> Ask her if she's coocoo for coco puffs
7:01 PM <octorok74> Pancake, just start a random conversation. Ask her what her favorite type of poptarts is and then talk about food.
7:01 PM <Azure Sage>
7:01 PM <Lord Vain> Oh, Az, enough with that...pointless.
7:00 PM <Azure Sage> Tell her you're never gonna let her down
7:00 PM <Lord Vain> Heh...well say something then, voice chats involve voices after all.
7:00 PM <Azure Sage> Tell her you're never gonna give her up
7:00 PM <Violet> lol
7:00 PM <PancakeSamurai> I should tell her you guys don't help
7:00 PM <Violet> AWW
7:00 PM <Azure Sage> Tell her you love her
7:00 PM <Azure Sage> Tell her I said "You're drawings are awesome"
6:59 PM <Azure Sage> Tell her I said hi
6:59 PM <PancakeSamurai> No
6:59 PM <Lord Vain> Tell her tou-san says hello.
6:58 PM <PancakeSamurai> I am vcing Abi and idk what to say

The internet is never helpful.

 

[Sydney]

n keef blames mi 4 starin @ his mcnuggies

[9:55:46 PM] Waka Flocka: My name Tyrondineesha and I'm twenty fo' yea' old and Dan be my babeh daddeh. He nevuh pay no mothuh ****in child support and my sixteen little Dan Jrs. been starvin. He nevuh cum and see meh and his dam babies. I dun evn tink he da babeh daddy, because i slept with Wulf Sayje the same damn day.

 

[Dan]

n keef blames mi 4 starin @ his mcnuggies

I have no idea what keef even said.

SB is awesome with the those that don't want to cause fights and just have a laugh.

6:39 AM <Dan> and out popped a baby deku sprout
6:39 AM <Seth> Damn you Nintendo and your pervy ways.
6:39 AM <Dan> he and link did have it on
6:39 AM <LegendOfZelda> Yep. ONe sick son of a *****
6:39 AM <Seth> The Deku Tree was a pimp of children? Hmm.
6:39 AM <Violet> Yeah.
6:39 AM <Dan> yeah
6:39 AM <Seth> Well, the Deku Tree DID say he was doomed from the start after you beat the level
6:39 AM <LegendOfZelda> The Deku Tree was the pimp.
6:39 AM <Violet> Deku Tree is a lonely pedophile.
6:38 AM <Dan> Deku tree: come inside me link... there's erm an evil inside me
6:38 AM <Seth> Pure Grade A Kokiri
6:38 AM <LegendOfZelda> Link better get laid in the next game...like seriously.
6:38 AM <LegendOfZelda> lol
6:38 AM <Seth> He was involved in the illicit Deku nut trade.
6:38 AM <Dan> that's creepy
6:38 AM <Dan> Link went into an oldman tree
6:37 AM <LegendOfZelda> I bet Link smoked some of that funky stuff.
6:37 AM <Seth> Man, those Deku leaves were great, man.
6:37 AM <Dan> no they were tribes
6:37 AM <LegendOfZelda> It being a forest and all
6:37 AM <Dan> duh
6:37 AM <Seth> I thought they were called communes
6:37 AM <LegendOfZelda> I bet they got some good weed.
6:37 AM <Seth> Hippies have tribes?

 

[Azure Sage]

6:07 AM <Azure Sage> I have just the solution
6:07 AM <JuicieJ> Azure, hepl me
6:07 AM <JuicieJ>
6:07 AM <Azure Sage> LMFAO
6:07 AM <Spirit of Rutela> Not in my head JJ
6:07 AM <Azure Sage> Spirit, you're hilarious xD
6:07 AM <JuicieJ> I'm a guy
6:07 AM <JuicieJ> But
6:07 AM <Azure Sage> LOOOL
6:06 AM <Spirit of Rutela> DBZ never interested me.
6:06 AM <Spirit of Rutela> You can vaporise me anytime babe
6:06 AM <JuicieJ> Surprised you haven't seen DBZ
6:06 AM <JuicieJ> Cell is vaporized

Well, well. It seems JJ is secretly a woman. In Spirit's mind, anyway.

6:12 AM <Spirit of Rutela> What you slapping Azure for? Slap me, i'll let you
6:09 AM <JuicieJ> *Azure Owned Count: Over 9000
6:09 AM * JuicieJ ***** slaps Azure
6:09 AM <Azure Sage> That post
6:09 AM <JuicieJ> WHAT IS THIS SOLUTION YOU SPEAK OF
Azure Sage Answered in thread : Funny or Memorable IM or Shoutbox Conversations.
6:08 AM <Spirit of Rutela> hush babe, i'm all the help you need
6:07 AM <JuicieJ> HEPL ME NOW

*insert Skype chuckle smiley here*

 

[TheRizardon]

11:13 AM * Lord Vain received the Pokedex
11:13 AM <TheRizardon> I'm so fired
11:12 AM <PancakeSamurai> i dont even......what?
11:11 AM <TheRizardon>
11:11 AM <TheRizardon> So uh call me in the morning and tell me how you feel
11:11 AM <PancakeSamurai> ....
11:10 AM * TheRizardon Pulls Pancake out of the morgue and gives him some clothes
11:09 AM <PancakeSamurai> ...
11:09 AM <Lord Vain> Yeah, likely a good plan.
11:08 AM <TheRizardon> I guess I should take you out and give you some clothes...
11:07 AM <PancakeSamurai> yep
11:07 AM <TheRizardon> But I already put you in the morgue
11:07 AM <Lord Vain> Nope, the True Light seal of revival...slow day though, huh.
11:06 AM <PancakeSamurai> because vain wont let me stay dead
11:06 AM <PancakeSamurai> ya
11:06 AM <Lord Vain> Samurai revives every time...he never stays dead.
11:05 AM <PancakeSamurai> ....
11:03 AM <TheRizardon> 11:03 am sir
Sir Quaffler Answered in thread : Were the Silent Realms Actually Challenging?
11:03 AM <TheRizardon> We've lost him. What's the time of death?
11:02 AM <TheRizardon> GIVE HIM 20 CC'S
11:02 AM <TheRizardon> WE'RE LOSING HIM!
Kyros 676 Answered in thread : How Do You Attack?
10:49 AM <PancakeSamurai> SB STOP BEING DEAD!

I think Vain saying he received the pokedex makes this

 

[Dan]

<3 me some cat chat

[00:43:51] Kate: dude, no-one wants hear how you got man-raeped in middle school
[00:43:58] Tiamat The Eternal: Well...wish in one hand and **** in the other and see which fills up first
[00:44:06] PancakeSamurai: ?
[00:44:10] Nicole: wut
[00:44:14] Tiamat The Eternal:
[00:44:15] Nicole: why would I do that
[00:44:18] Nicole: that's stanky
[00:44:20] Nicole: bad
[00:44:20] Nicole: baaad
[00:44:26] Nicole: also
[00:44:27] Nicole: I'm not wishing
[00:44:32] Nicole: wishing is bad
[00:44:39] Nicole: wishing is the worst thing you could possibly do
[00:44:39] Ludar: What Is Going On? O-o
[00:44:54] Nicole: I'm Being Inspirational!!!
[00:45:13] Kate: *wished sol would turn into a creepy japanese pop star*
[00:45:20] PancakeSamurai: gud 4 u, my cat just scared the **** out of me

 

[Sydney]

The best thing Locke has ever said and is non-Hitomi related.

Hitomi = Locke
Jellyfish= Axle
Mom = Mases

[4:28:15 PM] Jellyfish: [4:21 PM] Mom:
<<< Red_Ring

Of death?????
[4:28:22 PM] Mom:
[4:28:27 PM] Hitomi: no, of your face after I remove my fist.

 

[Ventus]

9:57 PM <Ventus> bouncy personalities are the best.
9:57 PM <Linkdude74> Yeah. Nice and bouncy. Not so big it got in the way, not too small
9:56 PM <Seth> A nice, bouncy personality?
9:56 PM <Linkdude74> And V at Seth
9:56 PM <Linkdude74> True. I saw someone with perfect personality size
9:56 PM <Seth> It's all about proportion
9:56 PM <Ventus> but that's where size starts to get iffy, what's medium to me might be large for you or maybe even too small
9:55 PM <Linkdude74> That too. We don't want Personalities so big it distracts you from the rest of the person
9:55 PM <Ventus> yeah
9:55 PM <Seth> You need just enough personality to be able to cup your hands around.
9:55 PM <Seth> And they get in the way
9:54 PM <Linkdude74> If the personalities are too big.... Not as much fun. Too full of themselves.
9:54 PM <Seth> Nice medium sized personality
9:54 PM <Random Person> Okay, next topic
9:54 PM <Ventus> but small personalities aren't a personal favorite
9:53 PM <Ventus> nice and round especially, not so much big
9:53 PM <Seth> I agree, nice, big, round personalities.
9:52 PM <PancakeSamurai> ?
9:52 PM <Ventus> i like women who have a great personality <--- very interesting :brow:
9:52 PM <Linkdude74> Something interesting
9:51 PM <Linkdude74> Ragglefraggle
9:51 PM <Random Person> Somebody say something interesting

:brow: So interesting