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[A Link In Time]

10:44 PM <Turo602> Me and my awesomeness...
10:43 PM <Wolf Sage> Oh wow.
10:43 PM <Wolf Sage> lolDensity?
10:43 PM <Wolf Sage> Well that was random...
10:43 PM <Turo602> What seems to be the problem Destufo?
10:43 PM <Wolf Sage> 9_9
10:43 PM <Destiny> ._.
10:43 PM * Wolf Sage Sage Sage Sage Sage Sage Sage Sage
10:42 PM <Turo602> Drop me harder!
10:42 PM * Destiny carries Turo and drops him into the sea
10:42 PM <Turo602> Oh, even hotter!
10:41 PM * Destiny turns into a pterodactyl
10:39 PM <Turo602> That's why Highlander is a loser, unlike me.
10:38 PM <Djinn> Like Highlander when there was only one...then they made 5 sequels...
10:38 PM <Turo602> There can only be one winner. Do you not understand the concept of winning ALIT?
10:38 PM <Turo602> There can only be one winner. DO you not understand the concept of winning ALIT?
10:37 PM * A_LINK_IN_TIME is an even greater winner.
10:37 PM <Turo602> Unlike you fools.
10:37 PM <Turo602> Because I'm a winner.
10:36 PM * Turo602 wins
10:33 PM <Turo602> Come here you!
10:33 PM <Turo602> Oh Destiny!
10:33 PM <A_LINK_IN_TIME> Go find some chick and unpack your assets with her.
10:32 PM <Turo602> A.K.A Ninja Fart 2.0
10:32 PM <Turo602> Because NO ONE here was cool enough to try the wrath of the Ninja Shart.
10:32 PM <Turo602> I also need to wash my hands.
10:31 PM <Turo602> Literally. My pants are sagging and they stink.
10:31 PM <Turo602> But I just unpacked...
10:30 PM <A_LINK_IN_TIME> Party's over; pack your bags.
10:28 PM <Turo602> You guys aren't team players.
10:27 PM <A_LINK_IN_TIME> Turo, you should eat it.
10:27 PM <Kybyrian> Yes.
10:27 PM <Turo602> Uncool guys...
10:27 PM <Turo602> So I have **** on my hands for no reason?
10:26 PM <Turo602> Be cool, guys.
10:26 PM <Turo602> Anyone?
10:26 PM <Turo602> Any volunteers?
10:26 PM <Turo602> Who wants to be Ninja Sharted?
10:26 PM <Turo602> Who wants to be Ninja Sharted?
10:26 PM <Wolf Sage> Sweet
10:26 PM <Wolf Sage> Have
10:26 PM <Wolf Sage> Must
10:26 PM <Turo602> But my kind of terrible.
10:25 PM <Kybyrian> Frosty.
10:25 PM * Turo602 can't be outdone
10:25 PM <Turo602> Damn! The Ninja Shart would be terrible
10:25 PM * Kybyrian outdoes a rusty galactic Turo
10:24 PM <Turo602> I'm taking it to the next level, baby.
10:24 PM <Kybyrian> Awesome
10:24 PM <ZeldaFan11> lol
10:24 PM * Turo602 sharts/fart 2.0
10:24 PM <Kybyrian> I only troll in minecraft
10:24 PM <Destiny> that's my secret room of plotting
10:24 PM <Kybyrian> You're silly
10:24 PM <A_LINK_IN_TIME> You know it's time to abandon ship when the admin starts trolling like crazy.
10:23 PM <Kybyrian> jk I wouldn't do that
10:23 PM <Kybyrian> and you tried to go to remove it but the pressure plate on top set it off
10:22 PM <Kybyrian> if I put a TNT behind your table in your little back room
10:22 PM <Kybyrian> you know what would be really funny
10:22 PM <Wolf Sage> Donuts.
10:22 PM <lazarusryu> Ha! Haven't seen that gif in a while
10:22 PM <Kybyrian> Hallo Wolf Sage, wie geht's?
10:22 PM <Destiny> bene
10:22 PM <Kybyrian> yeah he's in
10:22 PM <Wolf Sage> http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/...YWZQ37GKZQ.gif
10:22 PM <Wolf Sage> ohai Wyatt
10:22 PM <Turo602> You know, the oink oink.
10:21 PM <Turo602> It's the Pigman, Jerry!
10:21 PM <Kybyrian> Maybe we should check?
10:21 PM <Kybyrian> hmmm
10:21 PM <Kybyrian> I don't remember Destiny =(
10:21 PM <Kybyrian> uh
10:21 PM <Turo602> Itchy Tasty
10:21 PM <octorok74> You are right to question.
10:21 PM <Destiny> Wyatt did we let the pig back in
10:21 PM <Kybyrian> tasty
10:21 PM <Kybyrian> mmm
10:20 PM <Turo602> And I won't. Because I have nothing to apologize for.
10:20 PM <Destiny> bom bom booooom
10:20 PM <Destiny> it'll help if you juuust sing a looong
10:20 PM <Destiny> and if you don't think that we can sing it faster then your wrong
10:20 PM <octorok74> Kybyrian, he doesn't have to.
10:20 PM * Turo602 pisses on the campfire
10:20 PM <Destiny> the c a m p f i r e s o n g song
10:19 PM <octorok74> No, destiny. Let's not.
10:19 PM <Kybyrian> Turooo it's your turn
10:19 PM <Destiny> and sing the campfire song
10:19 PM <Destiny> let's gather round the campfire
10:19 PM <Turo602> NO!
10:19 PM <Destiny> now let's sing the campfire song
10:19 PM <Destiny> Good Job
10:19 PM <octorok74> I'm sorry Turo. I've forgiven you, you do what you gotta do. I could care less.
10:19 PM <Turo602> I feel sorry for the guys in pink.
10:19 PM <ZeldaFan11> Dorky
10:19 PM <Random Person> Sup Ganondork.
10:18 PM <Turo602> Hahahaha!
10:18 PM <Kybyrian> Don't make me put on my pink name
10:18 PM <Turo602> No.
10:18 PM <Ganondork> Hey Rp
10:18 PM <Kybyrian> say sorry
10:18 PM * Random Person is sorry he refused
10:18 PM <Turo602> No.
10:18 PM <Turo602> Mankind's biggest mistake was Dudelove.
10:18 PM <Random Person> I refuse!

10:14 PM <Turo602> I did it.
10:14 PM <Random Person> le sigh
10:14 PM <Wolf Sage> ...happens a lot here.
10:13 PM * Turo602 pulls out his guns and shoots Ture
10:13 PM <Wolf Sage> Turo was joking around, and things were taken out of proportion...
10:13 PM <Turo602> Death to Ture!
10:13 PM <Turo602> He started this!
10:13 PM <Turo602> I hate this Ture guy!
10:13 PM <Wolf Sage> You guys should follow suit.
10:12 PM <Turo602> I don't do drugs ALIT.
10:12 PM * Wolf Sage takes a chill pill
10:12 PM <octorok74> What are you talking about. Turo started all this crap.
10:12 PM <Wolf Sage> v
10:12 PM <A_LINK_IN_TIME> Everyone in here needs to take a chill pill.
10:12 PM <Wolf Sage> No threats pl0x.
10:12 PM <Wolf Sage> Behave yourself, octorok74.
10:12 PM <lazarusryu>
10:12 PM <Turo602> I believe I heard a threat.
10:11 PM <Turo602> These guys, not so much.
10:11 PM <Turo602> I'm behaved.
10:11 PM <Wolf Sage> Behave yourself, Arturo-san.
10:11 PM <octorok74> I wasn't using my as a possesisve.
10:11 PM <Random Person> Whats going on here?
10:11 PM <Turo602> I spoke to no one but ALIT...
10:10 PM <Random Person>
10:10 PM <Turo602> <octorok74> Mess with me if you want to, but not my friends.
10:10 PM <Random Person>
10:10 PM <Random Person> <.<
10:10 PM <ZeldaFan11> stop noie'in each other

Turo ignited a crazy chain of events that lasted for over half an hour. Wow, just wow.

 

[Norm]

The Monti war that I rekindled was the most memorable shoutbox conversation I've ever had.



EVAR.

 

[Majora's Cat]

Such amazing people, these guys.

Just a tidbit of the whole conversation, the rest of it is in the spoiler tag.

Spoiler

[8:53:53 PM] Beeker: You guys
[8:53:58 PM] Beeker: should make your own boy band
[8:54:07 PM] Keith, but he's gone: Me Dong and Thareous
[8:54:08 PM] Keith, but he's gone: <3
[8:54:11 PM] Not Nelson: and wyatt
[8:54:12 PM] Athenian200: Well, they're boys...
[8:54:13 PM] Beeker: Exactly 8D
[8:54:20 PM] Athenian200: But do they have what it takes to be a band?
[8:54:22 PM] Athenian200: LOL.
[8:54:24 PM] Not Nelson: yes we do
[8:54:26 PM] Keith, but he's gone: GUYS
[8:54:28 PM] Not Nelson: keith will be the rapper
[8:54:29 PM] Keith, but he's gone: WE'RE A TEAM
[8:54:30 PM] Athenian200: They have half of the requirements.
[8:54:32 PM] Not Nelson: thareous will be the drummer
[8:54:33 PM] Keith, but he's gone: WE NEED TO STICK TOGETHER.
[8:54:33 PM] Athenian200: For certain.
[8:54:35 PM] Not Nelson: wyatt will be on guitar
[8:54:37 PM] Not Nelson: and obviously
[8:54:39 PM] Not Nelson: I'm vocal
[8:54:41 PM | Edited 8:54:46 PM] Not Nelson: because my voice is beautiful
[8:54:54 PM] Keith, but he's gone: Can I scream SQUAD in the background
[8:54:59 PM] Athenian200: Maybe Tony can teach you how to run a band.
[8:55:04 PM] Athenian200: He's into that stuff.
[8:55:15 PM] Troll-Slayer: I'll write all the music.
[8:55:25 PM] Not Nelson: [8:54 PM] Not Nelson:

<<< thareous will be the drummerand the songwriter who gets no credit
[8:55:27 PM] Troll-Slayer: You guys perform and make me rich.
[8:55:42 PM] Keith, but he's gone: SQUADSQUADSQUAD
[8:56:14 PM] Keith, but he's gone: http://puu.sh/zSJT I reiterate. This time, this'll be me in our band music videos
[8:56:18 PM] Keith, but he's gone: ;D
[8:56:56 PM] Keith, but he's gone: brb
[8:57:11 PM] Nikoru: WINNER WINNER
[8:57:15 PM] Nikoru: CHICKEN OF DINNER
[8:57:16 PM] Not Nelson: CHICKEN DINNER
[8:57:17 PM] Not Nelson: DAMMIT
[8:57:20 PM] Nikoru: AND WE LIVE TO PLAY ANOTHER GAME
[8:57:25 PM] Nikoru: ALSO AHAHA DONG
[8:57:25 PM] Athenian200: Don't you mean Dinner of Chicken?
[8:57:26 PM] Nikoru: UFAIL SON
[8:57:29 PM] Nikoru: nopu
[8:57:59 PM] Not Nelson: why does china have to block youtube? those *******s
[8:58:00 PM] Athenian200: It would either be Chicken Dinner, or Dinner of Chicken. You can't say Chicken of Dinner.
[8:58:13 PM] Athenian200: Because they're communist, I guess.
[8:58:18 PM] Athenian200: LOL.
[8:58:26 PM] Not Nelson: it sucks
[8:58:32 PM] Not Nelson: because EXO-M MAMA only has 2 million views
[8:58:37 PM] Not Nelson: because YT is blocked in china
[8:58:47 PM] Not Nelson: but it has 5 million on yinyuetai, which no one uses anyway
[8:58:52 PM] Troll-Slayer: [8:53 PM] Beeker:

<<< should make your own boy bandWhat would Nicole be?
[8:59:00 PM] Not Nelson: oho thareous
[8:59:02 PM] Athenian200: A fangirl?
[8:59:12 PM] Keith, but he's gone: The deep voiced background singer
[8:59:19 PM] Keith, but he's gone: Me and Dong can't go deep enough
[8:59:20 PM] Keith, but he's gone: Nicole can
[8:59:23 PM] Nikoru: [8:57 PM] Athenian200:

<<< It would either be Chicken Dinner, or Dinner of Chicken. You can't say Chicken of Dinner.I CAN CHICKEN OF DINNER
[8:59:26 PM] Not Nelson: Nicole will be the cool heartthrob
[8:59:28 PM] Nikoru: CHICKEN OF DINNEEEEER
[8:59:30 PM] Nikoru: aww yeah
[8:59:31 PM] Athenian200: Technically, she's not qualified to be in a boy band because she's not a boy.
[8:59:35 PM] Athenian200: It would just be a band, then.
[8:59:36 PM] Not Nelson: but she IS a boy
[8:59:38 PM] Nikoru: (wasntme)
[8:59:43 PM] Keith, but he's gone: heartthrob? This girl is obsessed with chicken of dinner
[9:00:01 PM] Keith, but he's gone: Unless she makes chicken of dinner for the fangirls, she won't be a heartthrob.
[9:00:06 PM] Nikoru:
[9:00:08 PM] Keith, but he's gone: Oh my god, what am I saying?
[9:00:12 PM] Nikoru: lmaooo
[9:00:14 PM] Keith, but he's gone: The fame is getting to my head!
[9:00:17 PM] Keith, but he's gone: I'm sorry guys
[9:00:18 PM] Not Nelson: keith
[9:00:21 PM] Athenian200: I guess she could handle the finances or something.
[9:00:21 PM] Not Nelson: you idiot
[9:00:24 PM] Not Nelson: you're ruining the whole band
[9:00:25 PM] Not Nelson: get out
[9:00:26 PM] Nikoru: Nikoru knocks the fame out of Keith
[9:00:31 PM] Keith, but he's gone: Keith, but he's gone kills self
[9:00:34 PM] Nikoru: Nikoru FALCON CROTCH KICK
[9:00:37 PM] Athenian200: Or be the manager.
[9:00:40 PM] Keith, but he's gone: Keith, but he's gone is already dead
[9:00:41 PM] Not Nelson: OKAY
[9:00:42 PM] Athenian200: Oh, she could be your agent.
[9:00:46 PM] Athenian200: Negotiate deals.
[9:00:46 PM] Not Nelson: So keith is dead
[9:00:49 PM] Not Nelson: we need to find a replacement
[9:00:50 PM] Nikoru: I COULD BE EVERYTHING
[9:00:53 PM] Keith, but he's gone: BUT I CAN RAP
[9:00:55 PM] Keith, but he's gone: FROM BEYOND
[9:00:56 PM] Nikoru: THEY SAID I COULD BE ANYTHING I WANTED
[9:00:56 PM] Not Nelson: JESSE
[9:00:57 PM] Not Nelson: guys
[9:00:59 PM] Keith, but he's gone: EWWW
[9:01:01 PM] Keith, but he's gone: NO
[9:01:02 PM] Not Nelson: how the **** did we forget jesse
[9:01:03 PM] Nikoru: SO I BECAME EVERYTHING
[9:01:05 PM] Keith, but he's gone: HE CAN'T RAP
[9:01:06 PM] Not Nelson: he actually plays in a band
[9:01:07 PM] Keith, but he's gone: LIKE I CAN
[9:01:12 PM] Not Nelson: JESSE
[9:01:16 PM] Not Nelson: YOU'RE JOINING OUR BOY BAND
[9:01:19 PM] Keith, but he's gone: JESSE
[9:01:21 PM] Keith, but he's gone: YOU JEW
[9:01:21 PM] Not Nelson: AND YOU'RE NOT GOING TO PLAY GUITAR OR DRUMS
[9:01:24 PM] Keith, but he's gone: JOIN OUR BOY BAND
[9:01:24 PM] Not Nelson: WE'RE GOING TO MAKE YOU RAP
[9:01:27 PM] Keith, but he's gone: NO
[9:01:28 PM] Keith, but he's gone: I RAP
[9:01:31 PM] Not Nelson: BECAUSE THAT'S PROBABLY WHAT YOU'RE NOT GOOD AT
[9:01:31 PM] Keith, but he's gone: *****
[9:01:35 PM] Not Nelson: but
[9:01:37 PM] Not Nelson: you're dead
[9:01:41 PM] Keith, but he's gone: Actually
[9:01:44 PM] Keith, but he's gone: It was just a stunt
[9:01:50 PM] Not Nelson: publicity stunt? well played
[9:01:51 PM] Keith, but he's gone: To get more publicity for our band
[9:01:52 PM | Edited 9:01:53 PM] Jesse: i need help
[9:01:53 PM] Keith, but he's gone: You're welcome
[9:01:56 PM] Jesse: i has a friend
[9:02:03 PM] Jesse: wants to join Pokemon Dungeon
[9:02:04 PM] Not Nelson: too bad jesse, looks like you're out of the band.
[9:02:09 PM] Keith, but he's gone: WE DON'T NEED BAGGAGE
[9:02:12 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: ewww who wants Jesse in their band
[9:02:14 PM] Keith, but he's gone: WE NEED A TEAM OF MANLY MEN
[9:02:20 PM] Not Nelson: wyatt, you're playing guitar
[9:02:23 PM] Not Nelson: is that okay with you
[9:02:28 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: okay
[9:02:30 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: I don't know how
[9:02:33 PM] Keith, but he's gone: COME
[9:02:34 PM] Not Nelson: **** it, it doesn't matter
[9:02:41 PM] Keith, but he's gone: LET ME PLAY YOU THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE
[9:02:41 PM] Troll-Slayer: I'm the drummer
[9:02:46 PM] Keith, but he's gone: GIRL, DROP IT TO THE FLO'
[9:02:49 PM] Keith, but he's gone: I LOVE THE WAY YO BOOTY GO
[9:02:56 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: Keith
[9:02:58 PM] Jesse: shut up
[9:03:00 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: We're going to take a vote
[9:03:02 PM] Troll-Slayer: That means I get to eat drumsticks when I want.
[9:03:09 PM] Keith, but he's gone: FOOOS
[9:03:09 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: Who votes to kick Keith out of the band for bad music?
[9:03:13 PM] Troll-Slayer: In other words
[9:03:13 PM] Not Nelson: and you get to eat the sheet music too
[9:03:14 PM] Keith, but he's gone: waaaat
[9:03:15 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: I
[9:03:17 PM] Keith, but he's gone: Wyatt
[9:03:20 PM] Troll-Slayer: DINNER OF CHICKEN
[9:03:21 PM] Keith, but he's gone: y u kill my dreams
[9:03:23 PM] Not Nelson: NO! we need a rapper
[9:03:26 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: because your dreams suck
[9:03:33 PM] Keith, but he's gone: Only when money is involved
[9:03:38 PM] Keith, but he's gone: Then I suck long and hard
[9:03:42 PM] Not Nelson: o_o
[9:03:43 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: what
[9:03:43 PM] Not Nelson: OKAY
[9:03:47 PM] Not Nelson: I vote keith out of the band
[9:03:50 PM] Keith, but he's gone: :<
[9:04:00 PM] Troll-Slayer: (good-bye)
[9:04:04 PM] Not Nelson: cum on man, you don't make ***** jokes in here
[9:04:04 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: bye Keith
[9:04:09 PM] Keith, but he's gone: YOU NEED ME
[9:04:09 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: lol Dong
[9:04:18 PM] Keith, but he's gone: I NEED TO BE THE OBNOXIOUS GUY
[9:04:22 PM] Keith, but he's gone: THAT YOU GUYS RAG ON
[9:04:25 PM] Keith, but he's gone: BUT SECRETLY LOVE
[9:04:30 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: problem
[9:04:31 PM] Not Nelson: Not Nelson cries
[9:04:32 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: We don't love you
[9:04:40 PM] Not Nelson: so much drama guys
[9:04:43 PM] Not Nelson: let's think this over
[9:04:45 PM] Not Nelson: and then drink it over
[9:04:46 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: Wyatt Kieffner slaps Dong
[9:04:49 PM] Troll-Slayer: GUYS
[9:04:49 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: GET OVER YOURSELF
[9:04:52 PM] Troll-Slayer: GET OVER IT
[9:04:59 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: hey
[9:05:00 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: Thareous is a sense-talker
[9:05:05 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: Thareous slap Dong with me
[9:05:06 PM] Athenian200: I thought he was a ***** joke?
[9:05:06 PM] Troll-Slayer: Our band cannot survive like this. ;(
[9:05:07 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: Wyatt Kieffner slaps Dong
[9:05:13 PM] Keith, but he's gone: GUYS
[9:05:14 PM] Troll-Slayer: Troll-Slayer slaps Dong
[9:05:15 PM] Not Nelson: Not Nelson cries harder
[9:05:17 PM] Keith, but he's gone: WE'RE A GROUP OF MANLY MEN
[9:05:21 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: MAN UP YOU BABY
[9:05:22 PM] Keith, but he's gone: WE CAN'T BE DOING THIS
[9:05:24 PM] Not Nelson: NO
[9:05:25 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: Keith
[9:05:26 PM] Keith, but he's gone: WE NEED TO SING SONGS
[9:05:27 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: we kicked you out
[9:05:28 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: get out
[9:05:28 PM] Not Nelson: KEITH IS MY BUTT-BUDDY
[9:05:29 PM] Not Nelson: I mean
[9:05:42 PM] Not Nelson: YOU CAN'T KICK HIM OUT OF THE BAND BECAUSE HE HAS TALENTS TO CONTRIBUTE
[9:05:45 PM] Jesse: 'The pug that couldn't run' THE BEST SINGING PUG IN THE WORLD - YouTube
[9:05:48 PM] Athenian200: Just shorten that to butty.
[9:05:56 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: lol butty
[9:06:11 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: okay
[9:06:15 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: Who votes to kick Dong out of the band
[9:06:16 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: I
[9:06:18 PM] Keith, but he's gone: No
[9:06:23 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: you don't get a vote
[9:06:25 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: I already kicked you out
[9:06:26 PM] Keith, but he's gone: Wyatt
[9:06:30 PM] Keith, but he's gone: I'm tired of your big head
[9:06:31 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: NO
[9:06:32 PM] Not Nelson: This is tyranny
[9:06:32 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: I WILL
[9:06:34 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: I WILL
[9:06:35 PM] Not Nelson: THE FAME
[9:06:35 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: MAKE THIS BAND
[9:06:37 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: SUCCESSFUL
[9:06:38 PM] Not Nelson: IT'S GETTING TO YOUR HEAD
[9:06:40 PM] Keith, but he's gone: You think you're the head honcho
[9:06:41 PM] Not Nelson: Keith
[9:06:41 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: BUT YOU HAVE TO BE A TEAM PLAYER
[9:06:43 PM] Not Nelson: we need to end this
[9:06:46 PM] Not Nelson: we need to kill wyatt
[9:06:47 PM] Keith, but he's gone: YOU'RE NOT THE BIG CAHOONA
[9:06:48 PM] Not Nelson: you with me man
[9:06:48 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: NO
[9:06:49 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: NO
[9:06:51 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: I WILL
[9:06:57 PM] Keith, but he's gone: WE'RE ALL A BUNCH OF STRAIGHT MEN SINGING SONGS
[9:06:58 PM | Edited 9:07:05 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: I WILL DESTROY YOU YOU COLOSSAL ***GOTRON
[9:07:02 PM] Not Nelson: Not Nelson grabs knife
[9:07:06 PM] Not Nelson: I WILL STAB YOU INTO OBLIVION
[9:07:07 PM] Athenian200: Bands suck. Unless they're rubber bands.
[9:07:12 PM] Athenian200: xD
[9:07:13 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: Wyatt Kieffner BLOODBEND
[9:07:14 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: Wyatt Kieffner BLOODBEND
[9:07:19 PM] Not Nelson: Not Nelson is AMON
[9:07:22 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: ****
[9:07:31 PM] Athenian200: Amen, Amon.
[9:07:35 PM] Not Nelson: Not Nelson takes wyatt's bending away
[9:07:36 PM] Not Nelson: keith
[9:07:38 PM] Not Nelson: now's our chance
[9:07:41 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: Wyatt Kieffner stabs Dong
[9:07:45 PM] Not Nelson: Not Nelson bleeds
[9:07:45 PM] Keith, but he's gone: Keith, but he's gone shanks Wyatt
[9:07:49 PM] Keith, but he's gone: DIE
[9:07:49 PM] Not Nelson: h-how......
[9:07:50 PM] Troll-Slayer: Amon the way to take out Dong.
[9:07:52 PM] Athenian200: So this was an Equalist plot.
[9:07:59 PM] Athenian200: To take out the band of benders?
[9:08:02 PM] Athenian200: Huh.
[9:08:06 PM] Athenian200: Good job infiltrating.
[9:08:12 PM] Not Nelson: so
[9:08:15 PM] Not Nelson: I'm dead
[9:08:18 PM] Not Nelson: wyatt got stabbed
[9:08:32 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: Thareous is in la-la land
[9:08:35 PM] Not Nelson: hmmmm, so thareous and keith are still okay
[9:08:36 PM] Not Nelson: well then
[9:08:39 PM] Keith, but he's gone: THIS BAND TORE US APART]
[9:08:39 PM] Not Nelson: Not Nelson comes back from dead
[9:08:39 PM] Troll-Slayer: Korra's story has ended early. ;(
[9:08:41 PM] Not Nelson: Not Nelson stabs thareous
[9:08:43 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: well Keith is a ******
[9:08:45 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: soooo
[9:08:48 PM] Keith, but he's gone: Keith, but he's gone spoons with Dong's corpse
[9:08:55 PM] Not Nelson: Not Nelson likes it
[9:08:56 PM] Troll-Slayer: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[9:09:02 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: Wyatt Kieffner slaps Thareous
[9:09:12 PM] Nikoru: wait
[9:09:12 PM] Not Nelson: Not Nelson slaps Wyatt
[9:09:15 PM] Nikoru: what are we doing
[9:09:16 PM] Troll-Slayer: Troll-Slayer takes it
[9:09:18 PM] Nikoru: who are we doing
[9:09:25 PM] Not Nelson: you choose
[9:09:28 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: each other
[9:09:30 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: all of us
[9:09:34 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: it's a group effort
[9:09:36 PM] Troll-Slayer: \leafs
[9:09:41 PM] Not Nelson: this band man, it tore us apart
[9:09:43 PM] Keith, but he's gone: GUYS
[9:09:50 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: I'll tear you apart
[9:09:52 PM] Keith, but he's gone: LET'S BRING OUR BAND TOGETHER WITH A STEADY RIM JOB
[9:10:00 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: Wyatt Kieffner slaps Keith
[9:10:00 PM] Not Nelson: I second that motion@
[9:10:03 PM] Keith, but he's gone: CIRCLE FORMATION, MEN.
[9:10:07 PM] Nikoru: too much rim make the ride too hard
[9:10:13 PM] Keith, but he's gone: I LOVE YOU
[9:10:14 PM] Keith, but he's gone: LOL
[9:10:17 PM] Not Nelson: loasdflasdiufasdf
[9:10:17 PM] Nikoru: <333
[9:10:18 PM] Keith, but he's gone: RACK CITY, *****
[9:10:19 PM] Troll-Slayer: Troll-Slayer From now on we should all talk like this.
[9:10:21 PM] Not Nelson: nicole get in here too
[9:10:23 PM] Not Nelson: you're a man
[9:10:25 PM] Nikoru: k
[9:10:31 PM] Nikoru: what up mah niggas
[9:10:33 PM] Nikoru: niggly niggas
[9:10:38 PM] Athenian200: But Nicole is female...
[9:10:38 PM] Keith, but he's gone: RIM JOBS FOR ALL
[9:10:41 PM] Keith, but he's gone: EXCEPT FOR ATHE
[9:10:41 PM] Troll-Slayer: Troll-Slayer How is everybody?
[9:10:44 PM] Keith, but he's gone: SHE'S A GIRL
[9:10:47 PM] Not Nelson: Not Nelson Pretty good. How about you?
[9:10:52 PM] Nikoru: MATH CITY *****, MATH MATH CITY *****
TEN TEN TEN TWENTY EQUALS FIFTY *****
[9:10:54 PM] Troll-Slayer: Troll-Slayer Me also, Keef.
[9:10:55 PM] Keith, but he's gone: Keith, but he's gone SQUAD
[9:11:03 PM] Not Nelson: guys
[9:11:06 PM] Not Nelson: oour first album
[9:11:08 PM] Beeker: LOL
[9:11:09 PM] Not Nelson: sold 70 million copies
[9:11:14 PM] Nikoru: WOOOO
[9:11:14 PM] Not Nelson: and we didn't even record it yet
[9:11:18 PM] Nikoru: WE'RE WINNERSSSS
[9:11:18 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: cool
[9:11:19 PM] Troll-Slayer: Troll-Slayer FALCON YES!
[9:11:20 PM] Keith, but he's gone: WE ROCK
[9:11:24 PM] Keith, but he's gone: **** YOU WYATT
[9:11:24 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: I say
[9:11:26 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: what should we do
[9:11:27 PM] Keith, but he's gone: YOU TRIED TO KILL US
[9:11:30 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: what no
[9:11:31 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: you tried
[9:11:31 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: to kill me
[9:11:34 PM] Keith, but he's gone: NO RIM JOB FOR YOU
[9:11:36 PM] Not Nelson: ^
[9:11:40 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: I'll show you rim job.
[9:11:50 PM] Not Nelson: just wanted to note
[9:11:52 PM] Not Nelson: it's 9:11
[9:11:53 PM] Keith, but he's gone: YOUR MUSTANG WILL SUCK *** WITHOUT A PROPER RIM JOB
[9:11:59 PM] Keith, but he's gone: 911 RIM JOBS
[9:12:02 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: no
[9:12:03 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: no mustangs
[9:12:15 PM] Keith, but he's gone: you have a gay taste in cars.
[9:12:16 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: vette
[9:12:18 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: vette
[9:12:21 PM] Keith, but he's gone: Oh okay
[9:12:23 PM] Keith, but he's gone: I like corvettes
[9:12:24 PM] Troll-Slayer: Troll-Slayer HEY
[9:12:27 PM] Keith, but he's gone: Good job
[9:12:28 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: they are amazing
[9:12:30 PM] Troll-Slayer: Troll-Slayer LISTEN
[9:12:33 PM] Not Nelson: Not Nelson 70 million albums
[9:12:41 PM] Not Nelson: time to get drunk bys
[9:12:43 PM] Keith, but he's gone: Keith, but he's gone GIVES DONG A RIM JOB
[9:12:43 PM] Troll-Slayer: Troll-Slayer HELLO
[9:12:50 PM] Not Nelson: NO KEITH
[9:12:51 PM] Not Nelson: YOU CAN'T
[9:12:53 PM] Troll-Slayer: Troll-Slayer LOOK OUT
[9:12:55 PM] Keith, but he's gone: WYNAUT
[9:13:00 PM] Not Nelson: because
[9:13:03 PM] Keith, but he's gone: oh
[9:13:05 PM] Keith, but he's gone: I'm sorry
[9:13:06 PM] Keith, but he's gone: :<
[9:13:07 PM] Not Nelson: I must save my virginity for a woman, not a man. and rim jobs sort of count as sex
[9:13:14 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: no they don't
[9:13:18 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: continue Keith
[9:13:20 PM] Keith, but he's gone: Not even close
[9:13:20 PM] Keith, but he's gone: dumby
[9:13:21 PM] Troll-Slayer: Yes do.
[9:13:23 PM] Not Nelson: NO
[9:13:27 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: GO KEITH
[9:13:28 PM] Not Nelson: WHAT AM I GOING TO TELL PEOPLE
[9:13:30 PM] Keith, but he's gone: Keith, but he's gone CONTINUES
[9:13:31 PM] Not Nelson: THAT MY FIRST SEXUAL EXPERIENCE
[9:13:33 PM] Nikoru: rim jobs are a sexual activity
[9:13:34 PM] Not Nelson: WAS A RIM JOB FROM A MAN
[9:13:40 PM] Keith, but he's gone: LOLOLOLO
[9:13:40 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: loooool
[9:13:42 PM] Nikoru: yes
[9:13:44 PM] Keith, but he's gone: THIS IS ****ING HILARIOUS
[9:13:49 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: tell them it was complicated
[9:13:49 PM] Nikoru: Nikoru gives Dong a rim job
[9:13:51 PM] Nikoru: tell people that
[9:13:57 PM] Keith, but he's gone: Keith, but he's gone gives Wyatt a rim job
[9:14:01 PM] Not Nelson: lolaskjdcykqwefqwef
[9:14:09 PM] Nikoru: Nikoru too much rim
[9:14:13 PM] Nikoru: Nikoru ride is too hard
[9:14:13 PM] Keith, but he's gone: Keith, but he's gone ride too hard
[9:14:17 PM] Keith, but he's gone: dammit
[9:14:20 PM] Nikoru: faaaauuul
[9:14:22 PM] Not Nelson: ninja'd loser
[9:14:29 PM] Nikoru: ninja'd nigga
[9:14:31 PM] Not Nelson: Thareous, are you typing an essay
[9:14:31 PM] Keith, but he's gone: I WILL STOP JOBBING YOUR RIMS
[9:14:34 PM] Not Nelson: or writing our new song
[9:14:34 PM] Nikoru: lol dong
[9:14:35 PM] Not Nelson: OUR NEW SONG
[9:14:36 PM] Keith, but he's gone: YOUR ***' ECONOMY WILL PLUMMET
[9:14:37 PM] Not Nelson: ABOUT RIMJOBS
[9:14:37 PM] Nikoru: LOL
[9:14:38 PM] Nikoru: OLLOL
[9:14:41 PM] Troll-Slayer: Troll-Slayer EVERYBODY LISTEN UP AND DO AS I SAY AND GO WATCH PROMETHEUS AND TELL ME HOW YOU LIKED IT BECAUSE I TOLD YOU TO DO AS I SAY
[9:14:48 PM] Nikoru: holy **** that was so short
[9:14:48 PM] Nikoru: jesus
[9:14:50 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: what
[9:14:51 PM] Nikoru: susej
[9:14:53 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: Thareous you type so slow
[9:14:56 PM] Keith, but he's gone: I CUDDLED WITH WYATT AND DONG ONCE
[9:15:00 PM] Keith, but he's gone: IT WAS GREAT
[9:15:01 PM] Not Nelson: *multiple times
[9:15:02 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: it's true
[9:15:03 PM] Troll-Slayer: Thank
[9:15:04 PM] Troll-Slayer: You
[9:15:06 PM] Nikoru: I CUDDLED WITH A DONG ONCE
[9:15:12 PM] Keith, but he's gone: NO YOU DIDN'T
[9:15:18 PM] Nikoru: YEA I DID
[9:15:18 PM] Keith, but he's gone: THAT WAS MY FOOT
[9:15:21 PM] Not Nelson: LOL
[9:15:21 PM] Nikoru: ***ET
[9:15:21 PM] Keith, but he's gone: MY FOOOT
[9:15:24 PM] Not Nelson: YSADF
[9:15:25 PM] Not Nelson: LOL
[9:15:27 PM] Not Nelson: OH MY GOD
[9:15:28 PM] Not Nelson: THE LAUGHTER
[9:15:29 PM] Nikoru: YSADF
[9:15:34 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: AKWAOS
[9:15:35 PM] Nikoru: IM THREAD?
[9:15:39 PM] Keith, but he's gone: YES
[9:15:42 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: YES
[9:15:43 PM] Not Nelson: what is the blue
[9:15:43 PM] Nikoru: SPOILER TAG
[9:15:45 PM] Troll-Slayer: NO
[9:15:46 PM] Not Nelson: I'M SUPER POD
[9:15:48 PM] Not Nelson: POED
[9:15:49 PM] Keith, but he's gone: SPOILER FOR THE SPOILER
[9:15:50 PM] Nikoru: INAPROPRIORO
[9:15:50 PM] Not Nelson: PO'ED
[9:15:51 PM] Not Nelson: PO'D
[9:15:53 PM] Keith, but he's gone: JSGFUEJGDUVY
[9:15:54 PM] Nikoru: lmaooo
[9:15:54 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: i am really poed
[9:15:59 PM] Keith, but he's gone: **** YOU GUYS
[9:16:02 PM] Keith, but he's gone: I AM REALL POED
[9:16:04 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: NO
[9:16:05 PM] Not Nelson: whatever wyatt, I don't need your sass
[9:16:05 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: **** YOU
[9:16:06 PM | Edited 9:16:14 PM] Athenian200: Why is he upset?
[9:16:07 PM] Nikoru: inaproprioro
[9:16:17 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: Dong
[9:16:18 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: I will rip you in half
[9:16:19 PM] Keith, but he's gone: I NEED SOME STRAIGHT SEX WITH A FEW GUYS
[9:16:20 PM] Nikoru: I read that as
[9:16:21 PM] Keith, but he's gone: WYATT, DONG
[9:16:25 PM] Keith, but he's gone: I MADE MILKSHAKES
[9:16:25 PM] Not Nelson: Wyatt
[9:16:28 PM] Nikoru: [9:16:03 PM] Dong: whatever wyatt, I don't need your ***
[9:16:29 PM] Keith, but he's gone: GET YOUR *** OVER TO MY LAWN
[9:16:33 PM] Not Nelson: I will rip you in quarters
[9:16:37 PM] Not Nelson: STATE QUARTERS
[9:16:41 PM] Keith, but he's gone: I'M GONNA TEAR YOUR *******, DONG
[9:16:48 PM] Keith, but he's gone: WITH MY FOOT
[9:16:50 PM] Keith, but he's gone: THAT NICOLE CUDDLED WITH
[9:16:52 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: looool
[9:16:55 PM] Troll-Slayer: Wyatt
[9:17:00 PM] Athenian200: Wait, did someone spoil Korra for Keith?
[9:17:00 PM] Not Nelson: YOU DIRTY *****, KEITH
[9:17:00 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: Thareous
[9:17:05 PM] Troll-Slayer: Are you in New Jersy yet?
[9:17:08 PM] Keith, but he's gone: WAIT
[9:17:10 PM] Keith, but he's gone: KORRA DIED
[9:17:10 PM] Troll-Slayer: Or is that next month?
[9:17:12 PM] Nikoru: yes
[9:17:13 PM] Keith, but he's gone: YOU MOTHER ****ERS
[9:17:13 PM] Nikoru: sorry
[9:17:17 PM] Keith, but he's gone: I WILL KILL ALL OF YOU
[9:17:18 PM] Nikoru: poor Korra =(
[9:17:21 PM] Keith, but he's gone: AND RAPE YOUR BODIES
[9:17:24 PM] Keith, but he's gone: WITH MY FOOT
[9:17:30 PM] Not Nelson: what
[9:17:34 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: Next month Thareous
[9:17:44 PM] Athenian200: I think he's really mad about it.
[9:17:49 PM] Troll-Slayer: Yes.
[9:17:54 PM] Keith, but he's gone: YOU ****ERS
[9:17:54 PM] Athenian200: LOL.
[9:17:56 PM] Not Nelson: guys
[9:17:56 PM] Keith, but he's gone: CAN ALL BURN
[9:17:56 PM] Not Nelson: gays
[9:17:58 PM] Not Nelson: guys and gays
[9:17:59 PM] Keith, but he's gone: IN THE DEEPEST
[9:18:03 PM] Keith, but he's gone: PITS OF HELL
[9:18:03 PM] Troll-Slayer: I killed your precious Avatar.
[9:18:09 PM] Keith, but he's gone: WITH WILLIAM SHATNET
[9:18:14 PM] Keith, but he's gone: SHATNER*
[9:18:16 PM] Not Nelson: THE ONLY BENDING YOU'RE GONNA DO
[9:18:16 PM] Keith, but he's gone: NOT SHATNET
[9:18:17 PM] Not Nelson: IS OVER.
[9:18:18 PM | Edited 9:18:24 PM] Athenian200: I like William Shatner.
[9:18:22 PM] Troll-Slayer: I am the Solution.
[9:18:33 PM] Keith, but he's gone: I'M GOING TO POUR SOLUTION IN YOUR EYES, THAREOUS
[9:18:37 PM] Keith, but he's gone: AND THEN EAT YOUR FACE OFF.
[9:18:54 PM] Troll-Slayer: I will remove all your bending
[9:18:56 PM] Keith, but he's gone: I am really poed
[9:18:57 PM] Not Nelson: The virus has spread to him!
[9:19:00 PM] Troll-Slayer: Make you weaker than you are.
[9:19:02 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: REMOVE ALL THE BENDING
[9:19:06 PM] Not Nelson: Not Nelson kicks keith in the nonexistant ballsack
[9:19:10 PM] Keith, but he's gone: I'M GONNA BEND YOUR ****, DONG
[9:19:14 PM] Not Nelson: TOO LATE
[9:19:17 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: oh
[9:19:18 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: that would hurt
[9:19:19 PM] Not Nelson: IT'S ALREADY BENT AND VERY HARD
[9:19:20 PM] Keith, but he's gone: AND THEN USE IT AS A BOOMERANG
[9:19:26 PM] Keith, but he's gone: TO HIT WYATT
[9:19:26 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: LOL
[9:19:31 PM] Keith, but he's gone: LOL DONG
[9:19:34 PM] Keith, but he's gone: LOLOLOLOLO
[9:19:42 PM] Not Nelson: Not Nelson adifubqrfkyvwergi8gv34 vuyv34t
[9:19:48 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: asdkfiiwoiaowooaskng/zihw8 8sSf;ws
[9:19:54 PM] Keith, but he's gone: I'M GOING TO MAKE YOUR ******* SOFTER THAN PLAY DOH
[9:20:00 PM] Nikoru: PLAY
[9:20:00 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: I'M GOING TO
[9:20:00 PM] Keith, but he's gone: AND THEN MAKE AN ANT COLONY OUT OF IT
[9:20:01 PM] Nikoru: DOH
[9:20:01 PM] Nikoru: DOH
[9:20:05 PM] Not Nelson: I'M GOING TO HAVE DIARRHEA WHEN YOU BUTTRAPE ME
[9:20:06 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: DOHH
[9:20:07 PM] Nikoru: d'oh
[9:20:15 PM] Keith, but he's gone: ANT COLONY *******
[9:20:18 PM] Nikoru: [9:20 PM] Not Nelson:

<<< I'M GOING TO HAVE DIARRHEA WHEN YOU BUTTRAPE METUCKER MAX TRIES ANAL
[9:20:25 PM] Not Nelson: exactly lol
[9:20:27 PM] Nikoru: REMINISCE WITH ME
[9:20:31 PM] Keith, but he's gone: nerds.
[9:20:36 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: ***et
[9:20:40 PM] Not Nelson: bob saget
[9:20:42 PM] Keith, but he's gone: WHYAT PLS
[9:20:50 PM] Not Nelson: KTEIHT PLZ
[9:20:54 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: looool
[9:21:00 PM] Wyatt Kieffner: it's pls
[9:21:04 PM] Keith, but he's gone: FAIL
[9:21:05 PM] Keith, but he's gone: YOU DONG
[9:21:07 PM] Not Nelson: I'm special...
[9:21:18 PM] Keith, but he's gone: YOUR DONG WILL BE FILLED WITH THE QUEEN ANT'S ABDOMEN
[9:21:22 PM] Keith, but he's gone: WHERE HER ****** IS LOCATED
[9:21:28 PM] Keith, but he's gone: SPITTING OUT ANT BABIES
[9:21:30 PM] Not Nelson: that's gross
[9:21:30 PM] Not Nelson: ew
[9:21:42 PM] Athenian200: Yeah, kinda.
[9:21:43 PM] Keith, but he's gone: You ****ing ruined Korra for me.
[9:21:50 PM] Keith, but he's gone: You need to suffer.
[9:22:02 PM] Athenian200: This is an interesting form of torture.
[9:22:15 PM] Keith, but he's gone: lolikr
[9:22:20 PM] Keith, but he's gone: Fak u Obama
[9:22:33 PM] Keith, but he's gone: I torechr now pls

 

[Wolf Sage]

Bottom to top... :/

12:35 AM <Matt> Nothing tops off a day better than a big, saggy pair of sweaty moobs.
12:35 AM <Darknut_Hunter> Yo tengo queso en mis pantalones
12:35 AM <Chilfo Freeze>
12:35 AM <Chilfo Freeze> heheheh
12:35 AM <Chilfo Freeze> MAS BUSTY
12:35 AM <Darknut_Hunter>
12:35 AM <Darknut_Hunter> @Chilfo, Oh yeah!
12:35 AM <Wolf Sage> lolyeah
12:35 AM <Matt> I'm a bit busty. And I'm a guy, so that's a problem.
12:35 AM <Wolf Sage> K, I'm done.
12:35 AM <Nicole> from Okaaaaaaami
12:35 AM <Nicole> I love Busty Babe
12:35 AM <Wolf Sage> Busty babysitting... :/
12:35 AM <Darknut_Hunter> I think I'm going to be busty the whole summer
12:35 AM <Chilfo Freeze> MAS FUERTE
12:34 AM <Atticus> I'm bustiererer than princess Ruto at age 12
12:34 AM <Wolf Sage> I have been busty all week.
12:34 AM <Darknut_Hunter> I've got so much busty work right now.
12:34 AM <Wolf Sage> Kinda busty...
12:34 AM <Darknut_Hunter> Hey I'm pretty busty myself
12:34 AM <Wolf Sage> lolwut
12:34 AM <Atticus> I lol'd
12:34 AM <Matt> Priceless.
12:34 AM <Wolf Sage> Nicole Snooki Polizzi...
12:34 AM <Nicole> [12:32:26 AM] Destiny: KINDA BUSTY [12:32:28 AM] Destiny: BUSY [12:32:32 AM] Destiny: OH GOD BUSY
12:34 AM <Chilfo Freeze> DH, you beguile me
12:34 AM <Nicole> BUSTY BUSTY
12:34 AM <Darknut_Hunter> Well that was informative
12:34 AM <Matt> That is good news!
12:33 AM <Nicole> DESTINY IS BUSTY

 

[A Link In Time]

[11:26:52 PM] wolf.sage: Dan, can you give me a /hand/?
[11:27:01 PM] Dan: Which hand ?
[11:27:02 PM] Atticus the Candle: right or left
[11:27:27 PM] Link In Time: birdo hand *****es
[11:27:32 PM] Dan: i'm gonna go make some chips
[11:27:38 PM] wolf.sage: lolwut
[11:27:40 PM] wolf.sage: Most
[11:27:42 PM] wolf.sage: random
[11:27:51 PM] wolf.sage: conversation
[11:27:53 PM] wolf.sage: ever
[11:28:04 PM] Atticus the Candle: love you too
[11:28:07 PM] Link In Time: Your face is random, *****.
[11:28:09 PM] Dan: breakfast it's 5:30 am here time for some chips and maybe fish fingers
[11:28:17 PM] Link In Time: Dan, suck my ****.
[11:28:22 PM] Atticus the Candle: ALIT, your virginity is resonating so brightly!
[11:28:32 PM] Atticus the Candle: AH!
[11:28:47 PM] Dan: ALIT i liked it better when me and you were more closer to each other, I wish I could roll back time again and expierence it all
[11:28:51 PM] Dan: again
[11:28:56 PM] Link In Time: Huh?
[11:29:10 PM] Link In Time: **** suking time so soon?
[11:29:17 PM] Atticus the Candle: You wish
[11:29:23 PM] Dan: Don't you guys agree ALIT is now a shadow of his former self
[11:29:32 PM] Dan: he's no longer prime ALIT
[11:29:36 PM | Edited 11:29:44 PM] wolf.sage: [11:28 PM] Link In Time:

<<< Your face is random, *****.Let me whip you around a little...
[11:29:36 PM] Link In Time:
[11:29:56 PM] Atticus the Candle: Forever alone, horny and a virgin is ALIT.
[11:30:11 PM] wolf.sage: ALIT has become a full-blown ******...
[11:30:14 PM] wolf.sage:
[11:30:15 PM] Dan: R.I.P Prime ALIT i remember the days you would write nice messegers on my VP
[11:30:17 PM] Atticus the Candle: yup
[11:30:25 PM] Dan: agreed wolfy
[11:30:29 PM] Atticus the Candle: [11:29 PM] wolf.sage:

<<< ALIT has become a full-blown ******...This,
[11:30:30 PM | Edited 11:30:41 PM] ***** In Time: Dan, you suck.
[11:30:50 PM] Atticus the Candle: lol @ ***** in Time.
[11:31:10 PM] DARK MASTER: A Stink in Time......
[11:31:17 PM] Dan: Prime ALIT would ask me how the latest mario kart was
[11:31:39 PM] DARK MASTER: Hmmm?
[11:31:41 PM] Dan: no primitive comebacks like you suck no , he was a smart lad
[11:31:53 PM] Dan: agreed DM ;P
[11:31:56 PM] DARK MASTER: Just because he isn't made by Retro anymore, doesn't make him bad.....
[11:32:10 PM] wolf.sage: lolwow
[11:32:20 PM] Dan: he's made by uwe boll
[11:32:27 PM] wolf.sage: ALIT, you had youe chance, and you blew it...
[11:32:41 PM] wolf.sage: ...Dan and I were going to take you out on a date...
[11:32:51 PM] Atticus the Candle: yup
[11:32:53 PM] Dan: no we are going to run you over
[11:33:00 PM] Dan: now*
[11:33:03 PM | Edited 11:33:20 PM] wolf.sage: ...but alas, your ******-osity has grown far too intense.
[11:33:21 PM] DARK MASTER: [11:32 PM] wolf.sage:

<<< ALIT, you had youe chance, and you blew it...
...Dan and I were going to take you out on a date...I was even gonna pay for my son's date....
[11:33:28 PM] wolf.sage: ^
[11:33:31 PM] ***** In Time: That's okay, I have Mases and his big *** fro.
[11:33:43 PM] Atticus the Candle: Of which is being shaved off you dumbass.
[11:33:49 PM] Dan: XD
[11:34:10 PM] Atticus the Candle: Duh.
[11:34:36 PM] Dan: :$
[11:34:54 PM] ***** In Time: Dan, gtfo.
[11:35:19 PM] Atticus the Candle: ALIT, gtfo.
[11:35:37 PM] ***** In Time: Ha, ha. I was banned from Twitch for a fourth time.
[11:35:46 PM] Atticus the Candle: You kept count? lol
[11:35:58 PM] Dan: I think you should be banned from life
[11:36:10 PM] Atticus the Candle: Oh snap
[11:38:04 PM] Atticus the Pimp: Hey guys I'm new here.
[11:38:08 PM] Atticus the Pimp: damnit
[11:38:10 PM] Atticus the Pimp: curses
[11:38:17 PM] Atticus the Pimp: gotta hide my identity.
[11:38:17 PM] Dan: hey atticus welcome to the shoutbox
[11:38:22 PM] Atticus the Pimp: thx
[11:38:25 PM] Atticus the Pimp: BROSKI
I'm a link in time add me on ZD
[11:38:39 PM] Dan: and i'm sure you will make some great posts
[11:38:47 PM] Atticus the Pimp: Oh yay, maybe we can have children together.
[11:38:49 PM] Dan: oh and be sure to check the rules
[11:38:53 PM] Atticus the Pimp: EW NO
[11:39:51 PM] ***** In Time: [11:38 PM] Dan:

<<< oh and be sure to check the rules That's my line, *****.
I'm pretty sure it's destinys ><
[11:40:14 PM] Atticus the Pimp: No wonder they call you the ***** in Time.
[11:40:18 PM] Atticus the Pimp: *****
[11:40:19 PM] Atticus the Pimp: lol
[11:40:54 PM] Dan: >-

I love the Dark Lord's chat sometimes. <3

 

[Locke]

[10:25:54 PM] David: well, Alexander
[10:25:55 PM] David: you can focus on news
[10:26:18 PM] Alexander: W00t
[10:26:24 PM] Alexander: And help in the Wiki in whatever way possible.
[10:26:29 PM] Locke: no
[10:26:32 PM] Locke: Alexander you do coding
[10:26:34 PM] Alexander: Because I did play through the games.
[10:26:38 PM] Locke: David you edit the wiki
[10:26:39 PM] Alexander: o__________o
[10:26:40 PM] Locke: I'll do news
[10:26:48 PM] Alexander: Leave Alex to do the dirty work.
[10:26:51 PM] Alexander: I see how it is.
[10:26:57 PM] Alfred: I get nothing haha
[10:27:20 PM] Locke: Alfred you complain about how nobody's skills matches their responsibilities
[10:27:21 PM] Alexander: xD
[10:27:27 PM] Alfred: What?
[10:27:29 PM] Alfred: XD
[10:27:29 PM] Kogamo: And me?
[10:27:40 PM] Alfred: I don't complain at all
[10:27:41 PM] Locke: Kogamo you complain about how much Alfred complains.
[10:27:51 PM] Alexander: And I will bring the snacks! :]
[10:27:53 PM] Kogamo: Will do, captain!
[10:27:56 PM] Alfred: Oh! That's my responsibility
[10:27:58 PM] Alfred: Alright
[10:28:06 PM] Alfred: It doesn't quite fit me, though :/
[10:28:24 PM] Alexander: —yeah, I'm not sure what coding I'll need to do... I mean, I know basic HTML...
[10:28:30 PM] Kogamo: Alfred, your complaining is the only thing keeping this site on the ground! (angry)
[10:28:37 PM] Kogamo: How'd I do?
[10:28:37 PM] Alexander: ^^
[10:28:40 PM] Locke: (y)
[10:28:45 PM] Kogamo: YAY!
[10:28:45 PM] Alexander: (y)
[10:29:02 PM] Alfred: I don't think Locke is right for assigning jobs... He's more of an assassin.

I'd make a great admin!

 

[A Link In Time]

^Pikmin Dungeon shall never progress at that rate.

[9:15:42 PM] Dan: bye Bo
[9:15:47 PM] Dan: tired atticus ?
[9:15:51 PM] Atticus: yeah
[9:16:05 PM] Dan: bed time then for you
[9:16:12 PM | Edited 9:16:19 PM] Atticus: yeaaaahno
[9:18:58 PM] ***** In Time: You should listen to Dan.
[9:19:02 PM] ***** In Time: He knows all.
[9:19:16 PM] Atticus: BIT, it's waaay past YOUR bed time so stfu.
[9:19:34 PM] Dan: I know my 5 times tables (cool)
[9:19:49 PM] ***** In Time: Hell yeah!
[9:20:07 PM] Dan: Dan bro fists alit
[9:20:16 PM] Atticus: Atticus stops your brofistting
[9:20:38 PM] Dan: atticus i may never use that term again now
[9:20:39 PM] DARK MASTER: Does anyone have a hard time typing when they fap? :^)
[9:20:53 PM] Atticus: Oh yeah, all the time
[9:20:59 PM] Dan: I dunno i've only really done it on the phone
[9:21:14 PM] ***** In Time: DARK, thanks for reminding me to troll Twitch.
[9:21:17 PM] ***** In Time: Off I go.
[9:21:22 PM] Dan: lol
[9:21:43 PM] Dan: make sure to fap while trolling
[9:22:11 PM] Atticus: ALIT can't troll, idk about fapping and I really don't want to know
[9:23:58 PM] ***** In Time: You are such a terrible liar.
[9:24:04 PM] ***** In Time: Damn, I miss that fro.
[9:24:44 PM] Atticus: I'm only a truther
[9:26:39 PM] DARK MASTER: Isn't trolling subjective? :^)
[9:27:04 PM] Axle the Beast: I like it how you say that not long after we basically totally defined a strict definition of trolling.
[9:27:11 PM] Axle the Beast: Therefore making it obvious you are trolling, Dark.
[9:27:30 PM] Rahsaan unicorn: [9:20 PM] DARK MASTER:

<<< Does anyone have a hard time typing when they fap? :^)not much really. i kind of goting the hing of it ^////^
[9:27:50 PM] Atticus: WHAT.
[9:27:54 PM] ***** In Time: Love your username, Rahsaan.
[9:27:56 PM] ***** In Time:
[9:28:42 PM] Rahsaan unicorn: thank you the *****ses knows what the in and out
[9:28:54 PM] Atticus:
[9:28:59 PM] Dan:
[9:29:12 PM] Rahsaan unicorn: your userame awesome to:[
[9:29:17 PM] Rahsaan unicorn:
[9:32:19 PM] Nicole:
[9:32:28 PM] Dan:
[9:32:31 PM | Edited by ***** In Time, 9:33:08 PM] Loz / Ludar:
[9:32:37 PM] Loz / Ludar: C-C-Combo Breaker.
[9:32:47 PM] Dan: naughty loz
[9:32:49 PM] Rahsaan unicorn: >_<
[9:33:15 PM] Atticus: VADAR.
[9:33:49 PM] Loz / Ludar: Yo.
[9:34:03 PM] Dan: heya
[9:34:06 PM] Atticus: jbrn3rj
[9:34:17 PM] Loz / Ludar: Was That Your **** Slamming The Keyboard? ^
[9:34:26 PM] Vanitas: what
[9:34:39 PM] Atticus: Yes.
[9:34:45 PM] Loz / Ludar: When A Man And Woman Love Eachother Very Much..
[9:34:58 PM] Atticus: they eat shet
[9:35:00 PM] Loz / Ludar: Penos Goes Into The Vigina.
[9:35:02 PM] Atticus: together
[9:35:07 PM] Loz / Ludar: Sometimes The Anas.
[9:35:15 PM] ***** In Time: Ludar, I love you for that.
[9:35:17 PM] Atticus: Penos visits virginia
[9:35:26 PM] Loz / Ludar: Hey Alit ^ U ^
[9:35:32 PM] ***** In Time: sup
[9:35:36 PM] Dan: I'm learning so much
[9:35:42 PM] Loz / Ludar: Im Meant To Be Asleep.
[9:35:49 PM] Atticus: Get in my van kids.
[9:35:59 PM] Vanitas: I am a kid yay
[9:36:02 PM] Vanitas: wait
[9:36:05 PM] Atticus: Free candy
[9:36:07 PM] Vanitas: Old man, do you have ice cream?
[9:36:11 PM] Atticus: yeah
[9:36:14 PM] Atticus: and candy
[9:36:18 PM] Vanitas: Candy rots my teeth and daddy said don't trust people with candy
[9:36:20 PM] Atticus: lot's of candy
[9:36:23 PM] Atticus: Oh sorry
[9:36:27 PM] Atticus: it's not candy
[9:36:30 PM] Atticus: it's ice cream
[9:36:32 PM] Atticus: trust me
[9:36:34 PM] Loz / Ludar: [9:35 PM] Atticus:

<<< Get in my van kids.I Only Go In Darky's Van..
[9:36:36 PM] Vanitas: But you said you had candy
[9:36:41 PM] Atticus: I lied
[9:36:47 PM] DARK MASTER: Ludar gets in my van.....
[9:36:50 PM] Vanitas: Mom said not to trust liars, and you lied.
[9:36:56 PM] Vanitas: So since you lied, are you a liar mister?
[9:36:59 PM] Loz / Ludar: Speak Of The Devil :3
[9:37:01 PM] Atticus: I didn't lie
[9:37:06 PM] Atticus: now get in my van
[9:37:08 PM] Vanitas: Oh.
[9:37:10 PM] Vanitas: Okay.
[9:37:18 PM] Vanitas: *hops in strange old man's van*
[9:37:27 PM] Atticus: *closes door*
[9:37:29 PM] Atticus: So.
[9:37:31 PM | Edited 9:37:41 PM] Atticus: Nice weather
[9:37:44 PM] Atticus: we are having
[9:37:44 PM] Atticus: tomorrow
[9:37:51 PM] Atticus: yes?
[9:37:58 PM] Dan: its been raining here
[9:38:09 PM] Atticus: Dan be quiet I'm talking to the 12 year old
[9:38:09 PM] Vanitas: Yes
[9:38:15 PM] Loz / Ludar: So Many Vans Left Impure...
[9:38:15 PM] Atticus: Would you like
[9:38:17 PM] Atticus: to touch
[9:38:18 PM] Atticus: my
[9:38:21 PM] Atticus: hamster?
[9:38:28 PM] Loz / Ludar: Yes.
[9:38:28 PM] Vanitas: I LOVE hamsters!
[9:38:28 PM] Atticus: He's furry
[9:38:35 PM] Atticus: *pulls out hamster*
[9:38:36 PM] Atticus: pet it
[9:38:39 PM] Vanitas: ...
[9:38:41 PM] Loz / Ludar: Thought You Said " He's A Furry " xD
[9:38:45 PM] Vanitas: Th-that's not a hamster.
[9:38:51 PM] Vanitas: MOM, HELP!
[9:38:51 PM] Atticus: I know
[9:38:54 PM] Vanitas: MOOOOOOOOOOOOM
[9:38:56 PM] Atticus: *locks door*
[9:39:00 PM] Vanitas: HELP ME!!!
[9:39:00 PM] Atticus: I am your mom
[9:39:01 PM] Atticus: sweety
[9:39:04 PM] Vanitas: NOOOO
[9:39:11 PM] Atticus: Nice weather
[9:39:12 PM] Loz / Ludar: Time To Touch Your Moms Trouser Snake.
[9:39:13 PM] Atticus: we are having
[9:39:15 PM] Atticus: for now
[9:39:36 PM] Atticus: I have an inverted hamster
[9:39:38 PM] Atticus: honey
[9:39:40 PM] Vanitas: ...
[9:39:41 PM] Atticus: NOW PET IT
[9:39:44 PM] Vanitas: NOOOO
[9:39:46 PM] Atticus: YES
[9:39:51 PM] Atticus: OR I WILL NOT
[9:39:51 PM] Atticus: GIVE YOU
[9:39:55 PM] Atticus: A
[9:39:56 PM] Atticus: A
[9:39:56 PM] Atticus: A
[9:40:06 PM | Edited 9:40:29 PM] Atticus: Hi welcome to burger king may I take your order
[9:40:07 PM | Removed 9:40:20 PM] Atticus: This message has been removed.
[9:40:30 PM] Loz / Ludar: I Want A Good Burger.
[9:40:33 PM] Vanitas: MOMMY, HELP ME
[9:40:38 PM] Atticus: I am your mom
[9:40:42 PM | Edited by ***** In Time, 9:41:02 PM] Atticus: dumbass
[9:40:58 PM] Vanitas: HELP ME MOMMY!! I'M TRAPPPPED
[9:41:15 PM] Atticus: That's okay sweety
[9:41:20 PM] Atticus: Please just pet my hamster
[9:41:21 PM] Loz / Ludar: I Have A Feeling We Are Warped Into The Mind Of A Young Vanitas...
[9:41:22 PM] Vanitas: YOU'RE NOT MY MOM
[9:41:31 PM] Vanitas: I WILL NEVER TOUCH THAT...THAT THING
[9:41:34 PM] Atticus: FINE I'M YOUR DAD
[9:41:35 PM] Vanitas: GET AWAY!!
[9:41:40 PM] Atticus: NOW PET THE GODDAMN HAMSTER
[9:41:42 PM] Vanitas: DADDY
[9:41:46 PM] Vanitas: daddy....where are you?!
[9:41:47 PM] Atticus: YEAH
[9:41:48 PM] Atticus: the van
[9:41:50 PM] Atticus: with mommy
[9:41:55 PM] Atticus: petting the hamster
[9:41:57 PM] Atticus: joiinnn usss
[9:42:00 PM] Vanitas: okay this is getting too damn funny
[9:42:10 PM] Atticus: omg
[9:42:21 PM] Atticus: if you don't pet my hamster RIGHT NOW, you will not get dessert
[9:42:25 PM] Atticus: EVERYONE WANTS DESSERT
[9:42:27 PM] Atticus: NOW
[9:42:28 PM] Vanitas: I DON'T WANT YOUR DESSERT
[9:42:31 PM] Atticus: YOU WILL PET THE HAMSTER'
[9:42:34 PM] Atticus: AND YOU WILL LIKE IT
[9:42:35 PM] Vanitas: NEVER!!!
[9:42:40 PM] Atticus: YES
[9:42:40 PM] Loz / Ludar: I Dont Like Desert, Not To Piss On Your Fireworks Or Anything..
[9:42:45 PM] Atticus: DON'T ARGUE WITH ME LITTLE GIRL
[9:42:53 PM] Vanitas: I WILL ARGUE WITH YOU ALL I WANT
[9:43:00 PM | Edited 9:43:06 PM] Vanitas: MOMMY AND DADDY SAID NOT TO TALK TO STRANGERS
[9:43:01 PM] Atticus: HOW OLD ARE YOU?
[9:43:14 PM] Vanitas: NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS YOU CREEPY OLD MAN
[9:43:16 PM] Atticus: i am your grandma
[9:43:22 PM | Edited 9:43:45 PM] Atticus: c'mere pumpkin
[9:43:26 PM] ***** In Time: your ****** is moldy
[9:43:35 PM] Atticus: I know ALIT, I need to clean it
[9:43:38 PM] Atticus: pet my hamster
[9:43:54 PM] Loz / Ludar: I Will Wash Your Vigina. Mind If I Use The Toilet Brush?
[9:43:59 PM] Atticus: nope
[9:44:08 PM] Vanitas: YOU ARE NOT MY GRANDMA.
[9:44:09 PM] Atticus: ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT
[9:44:21 PM] Vanitas: granny died. That's why I know you're not grandma.
[9:44:29 PM] Atticus: I'M GRAMPYPA
[9:44:31 PM] Atticus: NOW GET
[9:44:33 PM] Atticus: ON MY LAP
[9:44:34 PM] Atticus: AND PET
[9:44:36 PM] Atticus: THE HAMSTER
[9:44:40 PM] Atticus: OR I WILL KILL YOUR FAMILY
[9:44:42 PM] Atticus: *****
[9:44:45 PM] Atticus: Thanks
[9:45:04 PM] Atticus: please shop again with us
[9:45:05 PM] Kogamo: This is, uh... not right.
[9:45:11 PM] ***** In Time: Yes, it is.
[9:45:12 PM] ***** In Time: gtfo
[9:45:15 PM] Atticus: ^
[9:45:18 PM] Kogamo: Will do.
[9:45:24 PM] *** Kogamo has left ***
[9:45:34 PM] Vanitas: grampa died too!
[9:45:35 PM] Loz / Ludar: Dat Kogamo xD
[9:45:49 PM] ***** In Time: lmfao, Kogamo
[9:46:07 PM] Atticus: Van.
[9:46:14 PM] Djinn: I thought kogamo left long ago
[9:46:29 PM] Atticus: Just pet the ****ing hamster before I **** myself
[9:46:30 PM] Atticus: seriously
[9:46:35 PM] Atticus: GAWD.
[9:46:36 PM] Vanitas: what the hell
[9:46:47 PM] Vanitas: I'm not petting your...thing, and stay away!
[9:46:48 PM] Atticus: That's how I met your mother
[9:47:17 PM] ***** In Time: Watch out, Vanitas, Atticus wants your deku nuts.
[9:47:33 PM] Vanitas: I'm a girl, *****.
[9:47:39 PM] Atticus: **** OFF ALIT
[9:47:40 PM] Vanitas: Oh no. Mommy said never to say that word.
[9:47:42 PM] Atticus: I'M TRYING TO GET
[9:47:45 PM] Atticus: MY HAMSTER PETTEDER
[9:47:49 PM] Atticus: JEEZE
[9:48:01 PM] Vanitas:
[9:48:08 PM] Vanitas: I miss mommy. I miss daddy...
[9:48:33 PM] Atticus: Pet my hamster : http://www.moonbattery.com/armed-hamster.jpg
[9:48:46 PM] Vanitas: Screw your hamster.
[9:48:50 PM] Vanitas: And screw you!
[9:49:09 PM] Atticus: We got off to a bad start let's start over:
[9:49:13 PM] Atticus: GET IN MY VAN YO.
[9:49:53 PM] Vanitas: how is that any better?
[9:49:56 PM] Vanitas: I know you're a liar.
[9:50:11 PM] Atticus: damnit
[9:50:13 PM] Kailyn: Ill get in your van
[9:50:19 PM] Atticus: c'mon, in my van you go
[9:50:26 PM] ***** In Time: Vans are for *****s.
[9:50:33 PM] Kailyn: will you rape me?
[9:50:39 PM] Kailyn: in the ran?
[9:50:54 PM] Atticus: Coming from the big ***** herself, ALIT.
[9:51:13 PM] Vanitas: ALIT shut up and sit on my lap
[9:51:19 PM] ***** In Time: ok
[9:51:21 PM] Vanitas: I'm Santa like mommy said.
[9:51:22 PM] Atticus: Van you sit on my lap
[9:51:29 PM] Atticus: pet my dog
[9:51:31 PM] Vanitas: No you crazy old man.
[9:51:49 PM] Vanitas: What, is your dog like a hamster? I'M NOT TOUCHING YOUR NO NO SQUARE YOU CREEP
[9:51:50 PM] Atticus: Let's start over: HEY GET IN MY TRUCK
[9:51:50 PM] Kailyn: Vanitas is a girl
[9:52:22 PM] Atticus: lIES
[9:52:22 PM] Kailyn: NO
[9:52:24 PM] Vanitas: My name isn't Vanitas, my name is Amy.
[9:52:29 PM] Kailyn: I ONLY GET IN VANS
[9:52:40 PM] Atticus: JUST GET IN MY VEHICLE
[9:52:50 PM] Vanitas: Trucks aren't any better than vans. Uncle Sam died in a truck, I don't trust trucks.
[9:52:58 PM] Kailyn: alright (mm)
[9:53:18 PM] Atticus: I thought you said ******s
[9:53:22 PM] Vanitas: what the hell
[9:53:23 PM] Vanitas: lol
[9:53:49 PM] Kailyn: vanginas? hmm
[9:54:00 PM] Dan: lol
[9:54:10 PM | Edited 9:54:17 PM] ***** In Time: Dan, suck my deku nuts.
[9:54:24 PM] Kailyn: Dan only sucks ******s
[9:54:34 PM] ***** In Time: Dan sucks whatever he lays eyes on
[9:54:51 PM] Atticus: Dan sucks my master sword..... Van sucks my hamster.... Kailyn sucks my van. ALIT sucks my..................bloooooooooooogggggggggggg
[9:54:55 PM] Kailyn: Suck my pinky toe, Dan?
[9:54:57 PM] Dan: more like deku peas eh alit
[9:55:03 PM] Vanitas: ^
[9:55:08 PM] Atticus: ^^
[9:55:11 PM] ***** In Time: you suck
[9:55:15 PM] Vanitas: lmfao
[9:55:17 PM] Atticus: Yes you do ALIT
[9:55:24 PM] Atticus: Dan just said so
[9:55:25 PM] Kailyn: lolol
[9:55:29 PM] ***** In Time: Dirty Birdo *******s
[9:55:35 PM] Dan: everyone sucks here ALIT but you suck the most
[9:55:41 PM] Atticus: ^
[9:55:47 PM] Vanitas: ^^
[9:56:20 PM] Kailyn: ^^^
[9:56:28 PM] ***** In Time: v
[9:56:32 PM] Atticus: http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/198418_10151833543805092_1476860061_n.jpg
[9:56:36 PM] Vanitas: shut up and get back on my lap.
[9:56:47 PM] Atticus: will do
[9:56:51 PM] Atticus: *sits on van's lap*
[9:56:57 PM] Kailyn: Need a lap dance?
[9:57:16 PM] Atticus: *brings out my hamster* petting time?
[9:57:19 PM] Vanitas: hell no
[9:57:25 PM] Dan: I have to do that in my ext playthrough of pokemon
[9:57:25 PM] Atticus: EYEBROW RAISE
[9:57:31 PM] Kailyn: Good
[9:57:46 PM] Atticus: Kailyn I got that handled
[9:57:56 PM] Kailyn: Lol.
[9:58:18 PM] Vanitas: Get off of me you crazy pedo.
[9:58:26 PM] Atticus: NEVER
[9:58:29 PM] Kailyn: you wanted her on you
[9:58:33 PM | Edited 10:01:20 PM] Atticus: *chains self to van*
[9:58:36 PM] Atticus: ha
[9:59:14 PM] Vanitas: I have a cell phone that mommy gave me
[9:59:20 PM] Vanitas: for emergencies.
[9:59:31 PM] Vanitas: ...this is an emergency. I'm going to call the police
[9:59:38 PM] Vanitas: The police don't like bad people
[9:59:46 PM] ***** In Time: No, call the sewer service.
[9:59:46 PM] wolf.sage: Why is everyone stupid?
[10:00:06 PM] ***** In Time: They're only stupid if you think you're smart.
[10:00:18 PM] wolf.sage: Okay...
[10:00:27 PM] wolf.sage: That doesn't make ANY sense...
[10:00:31 PM] wolf.sage: ...like, at all.
[10:00:34 PM] Vanitas: Wolf everyone isn't stupid.
[10:00:38 PM] Vanitas: you're just smart.
[10:00:44 PM] Vanitas: er than everyone else, that is.
[10:01:05 PM] wolf.sage: No, I have average intelligence...
[10:01:08 PM] Dan: There's always someone smarter than you, they could also call you stupid
[10:01:12 PM] wolf.sage: ...everyone else is just...
[10:01:16 PM] Vanitas: your mom has average intelligence
[10:01:16 PM] wolf.sage: ...stupid.
[10:01:25 PM] wolf.sage: Thanks?
[10:01:36 PM] Atticus: BIT is stupiderest.
[10:02:08 PM] ***** In Time: Atticus is stupiderest + ∞.
[10:02:41 PM] wolf.sage: wolf.sage kills the chat
[10:02:42 PM] Atticus: you fail at life BIT, so shut yo *** up foo
[10:02:44 PM] Vanitas: ***** shut up and sit on my lap
[10:02:50 PM] Vanitas: tell me a story
[10:02:56 PM] Atticus: ONCE UPON A TIME
[10:02:59 PM] Vanitas: NOT YOU
[10:03:00 PM] Atticus: THERE WAS A MAN
[10:03:02 PM] Atticus: NAMED VAN
[10:03:04 PM] Atticus: WHO OWNED A VAN
[10:03:13 PM | Edited 10:03:29 PM] Atticus: AND GOT FAT IN MARTINIS
[10:03:15 PM] Atticus: SO MUCH
[10:03:17 PM] Atticus: HE LIVED
[10:03:17 PM] Vanitas: MARTINIS
[10:03:18 PM] Atticus: THE END
[10:03:35 PM] Atticus: THAT'S WHAT I SAID
[10:04:07 PM] Vanitas: ALIT
[10:04:14 PM] Vanitas: do you like tacos or burritos?
[10:05:49 PM] Vanitas: DONT WANNA BRAG BUT WHEN I TOOK MY POO THIS MORNING YO IS SMELLED LIKE A RARE POO YO A MIX BETWEEN EGGY POO AND NORMAL POO YO HUH BOOM BOOM
[10:06:06 PM] Dan: lol
[10:06:47 PM] Kailyn: YO HUH, UH, GUYS THAT PLAY AS GIRLS IN VIDEO GAMES MUST BE GAY YO, IM LIKE " WHOA BACK UPPP"
[10:07:32 PM | Edited 10:07:43 PM] Atticus: YO WORD FRESH POO POO IS THE BEST POO POO IN DA WHOLE WORL YO
[10:08:18 PM] Vanitas: YO I MAKE LOVE TO MEN BOOM BOOM...oh wait
[10:08:52 PM] Atticus: YO I MAKE LOVE TO YO MUM BOOM BUM
[10:09:15 PM] ***** In Time: Perverts.
[10:09:33 PM] Dan: monti thunder
[10:09:46 PM] Kailyn: Lord thundar
[10:09:53 PM] Dan: yeah
[10:10:00 PM] wolf.sage: Monty Python
[10:10:06 PM] ***** In Time: ^
[10:10:21 PM] Atticus: ^^
[10:10:53 PM] Dan: ^^^
[10:11:46 PM] ***** In Time: v
[10:11:55 PM] wolf.sage: ^^^^
[10:12:55 PM] Vanitas: ^^^^
[10:13:43 PM] wolf.sage: ****S!
[10:13:50 PM] Vanitas: *****land
[10:13:53 PM] Vanitas: c wut i did thatr
[10:14:07 PM] wolf.sage: nope.avi
[10:14:12 PM] Atticus: Pen island or ***** land
[10:14:30 PM | Edited by wolf.sage, 10:14:55 PM] Atticus: I prefer ***** land
[10:15:08 PM] Vanitas: pen island is amazing
[10:15:12 PM] ***** In Time: Everyone here needs to shut up and cool down.
[10:15:16 PM] ***** In Time: Got it, *****es?
[10:15:47 PM] Dan: Has a river of **** always came out of your mouth ?
[10:15:58 PM] Nicole: ohoho
[10:16:47 PM] ***** In Time: inb4 rape
[10:16:51 PM] ***** In Time: Run away, Dan!
[10:16:59 PM] Vanitas: Dan loves rape
[10:18:08 PM] wolf.sage: I had an awful dream that Dan raped me...
[10:18:32 PM] Vanitas: was it awful or is that a cover for the underlying desire to have it happen again?
[10:18:48 PM] ***** In Time: [10:18 PM] wolf.sage:

<<< an awful dream I thought you loved that stud.
[10:19:14 PM] Vanitas: lol
[10:19:38 PM] Dan: awaful in the sense that it was in a green room
[10:19:43 PM] Dan: awful*
[10:20:20 PM] ***** In Time: You should wear pink panties next time you rape him, Dan
[10:20:33 PM] Dan: will do
[10:20:39 PM] Vanitas: sexy
[10:21:35 PM] wolf.sage: [10:19 PM] ***** In Time:

<<< I thought you loved that stud.In your dreams, sugarnips.
[10:22:35 PM] Kailyn: Sugarnips? ALIT has sugar tits?
[10:22:52 PM] Dan: tasty
[10:23:01 PM | Edited 10:23:31 PM] wolf.sage: ALIT's breasts are enormous...
[10:23:11 PM] Kailyn: yummy
[10:23:12 PM] Vanitas: ALIT doesn't HAVE a beast.
[10:23:19 PM] wolf.sage: beast...
[10:23:22 PM] wolf.sage: lolwut

 

[Fraxinus]

11:31 PM <mandym287> So, you know how that one video where Ganondorf wanted to volunteer at soup kitchens?
11:31 PM <VanitasXII> ya
11:32 PM <VanitasXII> Hero of Time animation thingy
11:32 PM <VanitasXII> NINJA LINK FTW
11:32 PM <mandym287> I wonder if that's why there's a vat of soup in the Gerudo Fortress.
11:32 PM <mandym287> Because he makes soup
11:32 PM <Wolf Sage> Ganondorf was secretly in SS...
11:32 PM <mandym287> so was I, Tungsten
11:32 PM <Wolf Sage> ....he was the "Soup Lady" the entire time.
11:32 PM <Darknut_Hunter> I was secretly in SS
11:32 PM <mandym287>
11:33 PM <mandym287> omg omg omg
11:33 PM <Darknut_Hunter> Damn Mandy beat me to my post

 

[A Link In Time]

Mases had his forum account hijacked for awhile by the former Webmaster, Cartoons, and trolling of epic proportions began. Then, Dan took the lead from there.

 

[DeletedUser9]

Bottom to top broskis:

5:08 PM <JuicieJ> I'd smack my little kid brain
5:07 PM <JuicieJ> If I could go back in time
5:07 PM <Random Person> I am included in that youthful ignorance
5:07 PM <JuicieJ> The young, silly mind
5:07 PM <Axle the Beast> Yeah I said as much when I was young too.
5:07 PM <Hero of Time> only the attractive ones doe
5:07 PM <JuicieJ> Pffffffffffft
5:07 PM <Axle the Beast> WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON
5:07 PM <JuicieJ> And I said I wouldn't as a little kid
5:07 PM <JuicieJ> I DO, TOO
5:07 PM <Random Person> I have to agree with that statement Axle
5:07 PM <Hero of Time> V
5:07 PM <JuicieJ> LOL
5:06 PM <Axle the Beast> I love girls!
5:06 PM <Atticus> I defy gender.
5:05 PM <Atticus> ATTICUS ATTICUS ATTICUS
5:05 PM <Hero of Time> GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS
5:05 PM <Random Person> Guysllipsis
5:05 PM <Atticus> WAT
5:05 PM <JuicieJ> GUYS GUYS GUYS

 

[WechyPichu]

How the heck do you guys get there? O-O

 

[Turo602]

7:30 PM<Turo602> I witch you.
7:30 PM<Turo602> Let go Turo dawg.
7:30 PM<Wolf Sage> teehee
7:30 PM<Turo602> Git yo Foo Fighters lookin *** up on out of her!
7:29 PM<Darknut_Hunter> Foos huh. Is that like more than one foo. Could you call them Foo Fighters
7:29 PM<Turo602> Too many foos be up in her.
7:29 PM<Turo602> Well man, I think we should get out dis *****.
7:28 PM<Wolf Sage> Sarcasm caused by stupid questions has been proven to have positive affects on the human brain, improving your problem solving skills.[
7:27 PM<Darknut_Hunter> You guys know that guy who talks to himself all the time?
7:27 PM<Turo602> You should chill wit me foo.
7:27 PM<Wolf Sage> Judging from the word "gucci", I suspect the Italian language...
7:27 PM<Turo602> I know man, I be chillin all day ur day.
7:26 PM<Turo602> Now dat's was up.
7:26 PM<Wolf Sage> What language are you speaking?
7:25 PM<Turo602> It make me relaxed and gucci.
7:25 PM<Wolf Sage>
7:25 PM<Turo602> Well, yesterday, I be hooked up on dat *** gas.
7:24 PM<Turo602> Dat aight.
7:24 PM<Turo602> But it was worf it.
7:24 PM<Turo602> Yea man, it hurt.
7:24 PM<Turo602> Really? Naw!
7:24 PM<Turo602> I took a dump the other day.
7:23 PM<Turo602> It be coo, it be coo.
7:23 PM<Turo602> So...Turo, how it be?

If I'm going out, it's gonna have to be like this.

 

[Big Octo]

How the heck do you guys get there? O-O

You need 100 posts.

 

[Ventus]

9:56 PM <VanitasXII> Laz, how do you know any of this ****?
9:55 PM <lazarusryu> It does get you drunk but I'm sure you won't like drinking a moldy concoction
9:55 PM <VanitasXII> I haven't been to all forums on the 'net, but that's what it seems like to me.
9:55 PM <VanitasXII> so like, out of all forums on the Internet, I think ZD has the most chill and yet the most active community.
9:54 PM <Hero of Time> lol
9:54 PM <VanitasXII> lol
9:54 PM <VanitasXII> I'm also smart enough to test my hypothesis "This won't cause drunkness"
9:54 PM <lazarusryu> Chilfo, I think you got a good head on your shoulders, I doubt you'll be getting drunk or high on ANYTHING anytime soon
9:54 PM <VanitasXII> haha
9:54 PM <Chilfo Freeze>
9:54 PM <VanitasXII> I am.
9:54 PM <Chilfo Freeze>
9:53 PM <Chilfo Freeze> I may be.
9:53 PM <Chilfo Freeze> .... Nothing.
9:53 PM <lazarusryu> None of these kids are dumb enough to do these things
9:53 PM <Hero of Time> Sup, Chilfreeze?
9:53 PM <Chilfo Freeze> Y'all need to stop, there could be young ones watching this chat!
9:53 PM <Chilfo Freeze> Ugh, I really have to come in at this point?
9:53 PM <lazarusryu> You'll be ****ed up for 2-3 days. Hallucinating and ****
9:53 PM <musicfan> uh you are telling a 17 year old to get drunk wth is wrong with you
9:52 PM <lazarusryu> If you have a strong stomach and like to trip, drink some nutmeg tea or eat 4 tablespoons of nutmeg
9:52 PM <lazarusryu> Mix some wheat with some orange or lemon juice, let it sit for 6 weeks and you can get drunk while underage. It's called hooch
9:51 PM <Hero of Time> Go get yourself some Nyquil
9:51 PM <Hero of Time> You wanna get drunk?
9:50 PM <musicfan> i can put a worm in the milk im under age you think i have alchool
9:50 PM <Big Octo> Have some Vegimite
9:49 PM <lazarusryu> Ew...just give me some Tequila with a worm
9:49 PM <VanitasXII> Good night MM
9:49 PM <musicfan> well try this expiered evaporated milk
9:49 PM <Hero of Time> Later, Hollie

Pretty memorable, IMO. And funny!

10:04 PM <Hero of Time> They like attractive guys
10:03 PM <Chilfo Freeze> yeah, pretty much.
10:03 PM <Hero of Time> nope
10:03 PM <PhantomTriforce> like me
10:03 PM <VanitasXII>
Dan Answered in thread : Longplay Versus "Let's Play"
10:03 PM <VanitasXII> such a lie
10:03 PM <VanitasXII> v
10:03 PM <lazarusryu> Alright, women like sweet, sensitive, intelligent guys who will never treat them badly
10:03 PM <VanitasXII> lol Hotty
10:03 PM <Hero of Time>
10:03 PM <Chilfo Freeze> I don't need to prove jack. Shut yer trap.
10:03 PM <Hero of Time> You don't have to pretend
10:03 PM <VanitasXII> Hey guys, im a grl
10:03 PM <VanitasXII> I can pretend to be a girl. Does that count?
10:03 PM <VanitasXII> lol
10:03 PM <Chilfo Freeze> There's not enough estrogen in this chatbox, I need a womanly companion. HELP.
10:03 PM <lazarusryu> Prove me wrong, Chilfo and I'll defend you
10:02 PM <PhantomTriforce> lol
10:02 PM <Chilfo Freeze> man, y'all are harsh. Leaving me to defend myself.
10:02 PM <lazarusryu> Girls say they don't like creeps or bad boys but always hook up with them
MW7 Answered in thread : Sky or Sea?
10:02 PM <PhantomTriforce> Unless they are *****s
10:02 PM <PhantomTriforce> Girls don't actually like bad boys
10:02 PM <Chilfo Freeze> Nope. I speak da truth.
10:01 PM <VanitasXII> How I wish I saved that chat.
10:01 PM <VanitasXII> We just had a discussion about girls approximately an hour ago. Or so.
10:01 PM <VanitasXII> except for when they say they like the bad boys.
10:01 PM <VanitasXII> yeah
10:10 PM <Chilfo Freeze> Noooo. Haikus are too short. Never liked 'em.
10:10 PM <VanitasXII> no problem!
10:10 PM <Hero of Time> RHYME
10:10 PM <PhantomTriforce> Thanks Vanitas
10:09 PM <VanitasXII> We don't have to mention it -- he is the essence of it.
10:09 PM <lazarusryu> Free verse? You mean like Haikos?
10:09 PM <Dan> i'm going to do a long play of poetry
10:09 PM <Chilfo Freeze> PT. Make it up to me and you can have my forgiveness.
10:09 PM <VanitasXII> PT is always awesome.
10:09 PM <Chilfo Freeze> Laz. I have a thing for free verse in poetry. Almost a fetish, but not quite. Hence, I do not like rhyming, although I can tolerate it.
10:09 PM <PhantomTriforce> am I?
10:09 PM <Dragoncat> I have a ninja bike does that count?
10:08 PM <Chilfo Freeze> hehehe Vanitas you're awesome
10:08 PM <lazarusryu> Avast me 'arties! Cast ye sails off and to thy open shares!
10:08 PM <Dan> what van ?
10:08 PM <VanitasXII> what the eff did i read lol
10:08 PM <VanitasXII> hahaha
10:08 PM <Dragoncat> No fair i want a pirate ship
10:08 PM <PhantomTriforce> woah
10:08 PM <Chilfo Freeze> hahahah just cracked myself up
10:08 PM <Chilfo Freeze> arrgghh! Take me booty with you!
10:08 PM <Dan> since i know you are into that pirate stuff
10:07 PM <PhantomTriforce> and I don't like lies about me being said
10:07 PM <PhantomTriforce> I didn't do anything like that laz
10:07 PM <Dan> i'll take you on my pirate ship !
10:07 PM <Dragoncat> dafuq did I just come into
10:07 PM <PhantomTriforce> uh
10:07 PM <Chilfo Freeze> DAN. SAVE ME. SWOOP ME OFF MY FEET AND WHISK ME FAR AWAY INTO THE LAND THAT IS NOT THIS CHATBOX.
10:07 PM <Dan>
10:07 PM <lazarusryu> PT just ********ed you just like the creeps who treat women like crap

10:44 PM <Hero of Time> Online network: nopoe
10:44 PM <Big Octo> N64: 64 bit console, name makes sense
10:44 PM <VanitasXII> wtf.
10:44 PM <Hero of Time> Game names: nope
10:44 PM <VanitasXII> We You.
10:44 PM <VanitasXII> Wii U. the U means "you".
10:44 PM <lazarusryu> No one is interested in Girls Gone Wild for the Will U?
10:44 PM <Hero of Time> Console name: nope
10:44 PM <PhantomTriforce> Dark Moon is ok
10:44 PM <PhantomTriforce> Sticker Star is bad
10:44 PM <Hero of Time> Nintendo can't get anything right
10:44 PM <PhantomTriforce> SMB U is bad
10:44 PM <PhantomTriforce> Wii U is bad
10:44 PM <Big Octo> plus wtf does the U mean
10:43 PM <PhantomTriforce> The names Nintendo is coming up with for consoles and games are getting lamer
10:43 PM <Big Octo> Yeah
10:43 PM <Matt> Just "Wii" was a dumb name in the first place.
A_LINK_IN_TIME Answered in thread : Usage of Terms in Zelda
10:43 PM <PhantomTriforce>
10:43 PM <GaroXicon> I personally think it's absolutely brilliant that pausing and managing your inventory doesn't pause the game world.
10:43 PM <VanitasXII> Oh? Take on two Crimson Heads and tell me it was simple (without abusing corners and the like)
10:43 PM <Big Octo> Y'know, i still think WiiU is a dumb console name anyway
10:43 PM <VanitasXII> icwutudidthere, Matt.
10:42 PM <GaroXicon> Please. Resident Evil hasn't ever been about survival.
10:42 PM <Matt> The third Wii: Wii G
10:42 PM <VanitasXII> Resident Evil, Garo
10:42 PM <VanitasXII> Uh.
10:42 PM <surferguy7> It means Zombi (As in Zombies but put it cool kidz letterz) and U (As in Wii U)
10:42 PM <Big Octo> because people always do that
10:42 PM <lazarusryu> This just in! Nintendo is releasing Girls Gone Wild U to combat accusations of being too "kid friendly": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

11:19 PM <VanitasXII> haha
11:19 PM <Dan> didn't matt stone and trey parket troll microsofts smart glass at microsofts own event ?
11:19 PM <Matt> Now I have Dr. Pepper in my nose.
11:18 PM <GaroXicon> I asked him where he's been hiding that third arm
11:18 PM <Hero of Time> at least with Smart Glass the controller and touch screen are separate
11:18 PM <GaroXicon> Smart Glass makes me laugh. I had a friend who said that Smart Glass is the Wii U GamePad but you don't need to buy a whole new console
11:18 PM <Matt> Dan... that just made me spit out my drink laughing.
11:18 PM <VanitasXII> lol terribad troll attempt from M$
11:18 PM <VanitasXII> It's just freaking terrible.
11:18 PM <surferguy7> Hell Smart Glass is even somewhat trolling the Wii U, albeit vaguely and rather badly
11:18 PM <Hero of Time> lol Dan
11:18 PM <VanitasXII> Kinect sucks so much. It's not just unresponsive.
11:18 PM <Dan> sure the wii motes can give some plessure but ps move tops them
11:18 PM <VanitasXII> wtf Dan lol
11:18 PM <Matt> I have to admit: "Better with Kinect" = enormous lie
DuelMark Answered in thread : Usage of Terms in Zelda
11:17 PM <Dan> ps move is awesome ! DILDO REMOTES !!!
11:17 PM * Random Person is a rebel
11:17 PM <VanitasXII> and the Move was a complete and utter rip off
11:17 PM <Random Person> I will not get over it. Originality is a part of all entertainment industries
11:17 PM <Big Octo> At least it's not as bad as PS Move
11:17 PM <GaroXicon> Sony is probably the worst offender.
11:17 PM <surferguy7> As was the Move
11:17 PM <Matt> They are.
11:17 PM <VanitasXII> Kinect was made to troll Nintendo.
Drum Answered in thread : Longplay Versus "Let's Play"
11:17 PM <VanitasXII> Nintendo can't be the worst offender.
11:17 PM <GaroXicon> The big three constantly borrow from each other. Get over it.
11:17 PM <Big Octo> The WiiU Claasic Controller Pro is an Increbible clone...
11:17 PM <Matt> It's the shape that's the biggest problem.

that Dan.

 

[Dan]

Big octos words of wisdom !

7:53 AM <Big Octo> such as an overdressed Groose
7:53 AM <Big Octo> SS had many missed opportunities
7:52 AM <Big Octo> Yeah... Lol
7:52 AM <Dan> i'm surprised he hasn't linked his mind to the shoutbox just to see if anyone talks **** on SS
windwaker101 Answered in thread : YouTube - An Obsession and an Uncertain Future
7:52 AM <Big Octo> Lol
7:52 AM <Dan> yes xD
7:51 AM <Big Octo> Lure him here, eh?
7:51 AM <Big Octo> You're trying to
7:51 AM <Dan> SS sucks
7:50 AM <Big Octo> Random comment
7:49 AM <Dan> yes.... I miss JJ