Funny or Memorable IM or Shoutbox Conversations.

[Pocket Asian]

5:37 AM <Spirit of Rutela> And I'm a Brit, woo full house.
5:36 AM <Krazy4Krash> yay! I'm Aussie!
5:33 AM <Pocket Asian> yay! I'm an insomniac!
5:32 AM <A Link In Time> Good night insomniacs, Brits, and Aussies.

Yay for being an insomniac!

 

[Krazy4Krash]

8:53 PM * Krazy4Krash dances
8:53 PM <Krazy4Krash> I'M NOT ALONE!
8:53 PM <Krazy4Krash> then that means
8:53 PM <Krazy4Krash> if you're here..
8:52 PM <Krazy4Krash> wait a second...
8:52 PM <Krazy4Krash> yeah, i hate being lonely
8:51 PM <Spirit of Rutela> Me too =[
8:50 PM <Krazy4Krash> i'm sad now
8:46 PM * jimmy.f27 leaves

I'm still lonely. On the inside.
(I am the one to post this.)

 

[Dan]

*whistles innocently*

[21:39:44] Lazarusryu: Next time I'll come baby
[21:39:59] Vanessa: You better do so honey
[21:40:14] Vanessa: Make sure it is heavy
[21:40:20] Lazarusryu: (rofl)
[21:40:45] Lazarusryu: Alright, I'm off but I'll say logged in so I don't have to wait to get on
[21:41:05] Vanessa: Don't make me wait too long baby (inlove)
[21:41:34] Vanessa: Dan...I warn you hahahahahahhaaa

 

[Vanessa28]

*whistles innocently*

Next time imma gonna KILL you

 

[Ventus]

<VanitasXII> I'm sorry, Azure, but that was just amazing
<Atticus> Want to ride my hamster Azure
<Atticus> LMAO
<Azure Sage> THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING
* Atticus looks down
<Atticus> is my....
<Atticus> Azure, my hamster....
<VanitasXII> sure, if you want
<Atticus> Omg, Van, should I tell him what hamsters are
<VanitasXII> hamsters are the bane of humanity
<Azure Sage> I'm confused
<VanitasXII> that is just
<Azure Sage> You okay Atty?
<VanitasXII> lmfao Azure
<Azure Sage> YEAH I WANNA PET YOUR HAMSTER
<Atticus> YOU WANNA PET MY HAMSTER AZURE

THIS. IS. AMAZING.

5:50 PM <Zorth> i'd rather get a sub on brazzers then go to the library
5:50 PM <Dan> mine does
5:50 PM <TheMasterSword> I come on and this is the first thing I see!
5:50 PM <Dan>
5:50 PM <VanitasXII> libraries don't carry adult movies, at least mine dont'
5:50 PM <Dan> I make it zorth
5:50 PM <PK Flash>
5:50 PM <Zorth> it
5:50 PM <TheMasterSword> What the hell
5:50 PM <PK Flash> Just go to the library and rent a porno.
5:50 PM <Zorth> who watches home made amatuer low rez porn? srs
5:50 PM <Dan> it sure does octo, it sure does
5:49 PM <VanitasXII> but who torrents porn, like srsly? >_>'
5:49 PM <Big Octo> It makes babies
5:49 PM <Dan> porn has babys
5:49 PM <Zorth> those with the green little skulls
5:49 PM <Pocket Asian> v
5:49 PM <Zorth> only porn has lots of viruses in it.. not even that
5:49 PM <Pocket Asian> that's why you look for trusted users on the pirate bay
5:49 PM <Big Octo> Proto Sheild is all you need
5:49 PM <VanitasXII> there's no accurate gauge
5:49 PM <Pocket Asian> but with the pirate bay, that's easy
5:49 PM <VanitasXII> and then i don't like that you don't know for sure if the file is malicious or not
5:48 PM <Pocket Asian> as long as you find the right one

We're a weird bunch, ain't we?

1:42 AM <Atticus> AXLE, VAN, PK, MM, DES, AND I
1:42 AM <Atticus> 6 WAY
1:42 AM <VanitasXII> PK, Att and I. 3 way. Tonight.

OMG YES PLEASE

 

[Krazy4Krash]

11:08 PM <Krazy4Krash> still wearing my boxers, thankfully enough
11:08 PM <Kybyrian> just my shirt though
11:08 PM <Kybyrian> omg I did too
11:08 PM <Krazy4Krash> someway, somehow, i took off my tshirt in my sleep
11:07 PM <Krazy4Krash> the other morning, i woke up with my shirt and blanket on the floor
11:07 PM <Kybyrian> same as you... boxers and a t-shirt lol
11:06 PM <Kybyrian> not me lol
11:06 PM <Krazy4Krash> who wears pyjamas anymore?
11:06 PM <Krazy4Krash> aka boxer shorts and the days t-shirt
11:05 PM <Krazy4Krash> in my pyjamas
11:04 PM <Krazy4Krash> not a bad effort considering all i did was sit on my ***
11:04 PM <Krazy4Krash> got about 1500 total over 7 months
11:04 PM <Krazy4Krash> i only got, like, 50 bucks a week for that short term online work

Seriously, DOES anybody wear PJs anymore?

 

[Azure Sage]

THIS. IS. SHOUTBOX!

1:15 PM <Atticus> WHAT IS THIS
1:15 PM <VanitasXII> brainus stopuS!
1:15 PM <The Servant> oheveryoneintheworld
1:15 PM <Azure Sage> nou
1:15 PM <Atticus> wtf stop my brain
1:15 PM <Azure Sage> ohus
1:15 PM <Azure Sage> ohme
1:15 PM <Azure Sage> noVan
1:15 PM <The Servant> Oh my...
1:15 PM <Azure Sage> yesher
1:15 PM <VanitasXII> no Att
1:15 PM <Azure Sage> nou
1:15 PM <Azure Sage> Noher
1:14 PM <The Servant> Oh me?
1:14 PM <Azure Sage> OH YOU

 

[Ventus]

12:20 PM <Azure Sage> LMAO HOT
12:20 PM <Azure Sage> ... You're not helping
12:20 PM <VanitasXII> lmfao
12:20 PM <Hero of Time> WILL ATTICUS FORGIVE VANITAS?
12:20 PM <Hero of Time> NEXT WEEK ON DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES
12:20 PM <VanitasXII> wait no.
12:20 PM <VanitasXII> AMAZING.
12:20 PM <VanitasXII> I feel...
12:20 PM <VanitasXII> I feel.
12:20 PM <Azure Sage> Shame on you
12:20 PM <Azure Sage> How do you feel about yourself!
12:20 PM <VanitasXII> ffff, srsly? he didn't have to pay? >_<''''''
12:20 PM <Atticus> THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT WAS
12:20 PM <Azure Sage> Van, you have commited infidelity!
12:20 PM <Atticus> NO
12:20 PM <VanitasXII> NOBBYITWASNTLIKETHAT
12:19 PM <Azure Sage> lol Atty
12:19 PM <Azure Sage> like work on my ZD Birthday graphic
12:19 PM <Hero of Time> Nelson didn't have to pay
12:19 PM <Atticus> * VanitasXII takes off my pants and gives Hotty the stuffs <--- I'M LEAVING YOU
12:19 PM <Hero of Time> You should be jelly, Van

LOL WTF is wrong with us?

 

[Majora's Cat]

Nobody loves me...

 

[JuicieJ]

Azure, I think you meant "forget my life".

* Azure Sage headdesks
<Azure Sage> **** my life
<Azure Sage> Because a negative x positive = neg
<JuicieJ> Yeah, you walked into a trap
<Azure Sage> You're right
<Azure Sage> ****
<Azure Sage> Ohshi wait
<Azure Sage> I screwed up the math
<JuicieJ> Yours is -2
<Azure Sage> Wait
<Azure Sage> Ha
<Violet>
<Azure Sage> I'm still stronger than you
<Violet> Azure's level is 99999999999999999999999999.
<Azure Sage> Mine is 1 then
<Azure Sage> I sowwy
<JuicieJ> My power level is -1, Azure
<Azure Sage> Vio it's okay
<Violet> Well
<Violet> CALM THE HECK DOWN.
<Azure Sage> lol Krash
<JuicieJ> Fail, K4
<Wolf Sage> 1006?
<Azure Sage> My power level is always going to be twice what ev er you say yours is
<Krazy4Krash> 1009?
<JuicieJ>
<JuicieJ> You can't stop me
<JuicieJ> My power level is 1006 upside-down

 

[Violet Link]

7:59 AM <Violet> oh lol
7:59 AM <Vanessa28> No I am still awake
Zorth Answered in thread : Weird Dreams
Violet_Dragon Answered in thread : Do You Talk About and Make Fun of People Behind Their Backs?
7:59 AM <Violet> VEE JUST HAD INSOMNIA!
7:59 AM <Dan> I doubt it
7:58 AM <Violet> lol
7:58 AM <jimmy.f27> I think Vanessa may have just fallen asleep
7:58 AM <octorok74> I usually lie awake and recap my day before I doze off.
7:57 AM <Violet> I read a novel,then I fell asleep without any reason.
7:57 AM <Zorth> lol maybe it is
7:57 AM <octorok74> That's nice though Vanessa. You don't have to bother with trying to sleep then.
7:56 AM <jimmy.f27> Radiation poisoning?
7:56 AM <Violet> lol
7:56 AM <Vanessa28> When I go to bed I am gone in less than a minute
7:56 AM <Dan> sexy
7:56 AM <Zorth> the only positive thing about this crap is that I can get more stuff done
7:56 AM <Vanessa28> I can sleep like 15 hours (ridiculous I know buit it is an example) wake up for 3 hours and sleep like 11 hours after that again
7:56 AM <jimmy.f27> I think that's it
7:56 AM <Spirit of Rutela> Narcolepsy?
7:55 AM <Vanessa28> Well I can sleep for hours and wake up and go to bed and sleep for hours again
7:55 AM <octorok74> That sounds painful.
7:55 AM <jimmy.f27> i forget what its called
7:55 AM <jimmy.f27> There is a condition when you randomly drop and fall asleep

We're talking about insomnia...and...lol.

 

[Vanessa28]

It is party time when Laz arrives

2:09 AM <Azure Sage> ... I need an adult?
2:09 AM <jimmy.f27> Hi Laz
2:08 AM <Vanessa28> You are good at it
2:08 AM <lazarusryu> Especially in bed
Din's Fire Answered in thread : Favorite Type of Cheese?
2:08 AM <Vanessa28> You always seem to sneak in baby
2:08 AM <lazarusryu>
2:08 AM <lazarusryu> VANESSSA!
2:08 AM <Vanessa28> LAZ!!!!!!!!!!
2:08 AM <octorok74> Oh, that is funny Vio.
2:07 AM <Vanessa28> I can't believe I am older than ZD
2:07 AM <lazarusryu> The site is an old fart
2:07 AM <Violet> I can't believe that ZD is older than me!
Violet_Dragon Answered in thread : Favorite Type of Cheese?
2:07 AM <Violet> oh lol

 

[The Joker]

Another short and sweet one:

8:09 PM * lazarusryu bad touches Azure
8:09 PM <octorok74> For what Azure?
8:09 PM <lazarusryu> Jimmy!
8:09 PM <Azure Sage> ... I need an adult?

 

[Sydney]

Keef, you need to start acting like a man. I can't hold your purse for you forever. #realtalk

[4:20:37 PM] Arkvoodle: Did you know that Keef was just beaten up by Shaniqua Bonquiqui Lashandra Evans the fifth?
[4:20:45 PM] Arkvoodle: Arkvoodle (Shaniqua) beats up Keef
[4:20:53 PM] Ganondork: Ganondork cries

 

[Dan]

Yeah they finally started talking about childre, it's on the next level now. wait when's the marriage...

[20/08/2012 02:49:09] Vanessa: I save everything else for you :*
[20/08/2012 02:49:45] Vanessa: I always worry about your head boy
[20/08/2012 02:50:50] Lazarusryu: Not anymore since we're no longer using birth-control (inlove)
[20/08/2012 02:51:55 | Edited 02:52:08] Vanessa: I am perfectly fine with it. Just let us work on little Laz and vanessa
[20/08/2012 02:52:13] Vanessa: (inlove)
[20/08/2012 02:52:27] Lazarusryu: (inlove)
[20/08/2012 02:54:32] Vanessa: I won't mind to have 3 or 4 little laz's walkimg around (inlove)
[20/08/2012 02:55:04] Lazarusryu: At our rate, we'll have 7 or 8 (inlove)