Do you pay Taxes in Hyrule?

[Daku Rinku]

Or people react like the father when the postmen tried to deliver the mail to maggie. "GET LOST! NO TAXES YOU FOOL!"

I imagine the Shop Keeper on Khoholint acting like this:

 

[Malon]

Just send all the Knights of Hyrule to go cut some grass. More than enough dough laying around.

Seriously though. Hyrule's gotta be RICH! Maybe the Calamity git rid of the Rupees in the grass...

 

[Ashley the Witch]

Oh, there definitely is a tax, Link was pretty much hired as a tax bounty to that no good doctor in Twilight Princess for not paying taxes on Telma's alcohol shipments.

 

[Daku Rinku]

Oh, there definitely is a tax, Link was pretty much hired as a tax bounty to that no good doctor in Twilight Princess for not paying taxes on Telma's alcohol shipments.

Link is a IRS agent?!

 

[Ashley the Witch]

Link is a IRS agent?!

Yep.

 

[Daku Rinku]

Yep.

That Son of a Witch! I declare war on the Blue Eyed Fairy Boy!

Dark Link Supremacy!

 

[Reiquel]

I don't pay taxes in Hyrule or even real life.

 

[Ashley the Witch]

I don't pay taxes in Hyrule or even real life.

We got a tax evader! Call the IRS!

 

[Prince Sidon]

We got a tax evader! Call the IRS!

*ringing noises
Hello what's your problem miss?

 

[Prince Sidon]

I do in Hyrule, I donate to charitable causes(mini games)

 

[Ashley the Witch]

*ringing noises
Hello what's your problem miss?

I'd like to file a report.

 

[Prince Sidon]

I'm here to file a report.

On what

 

[Ashley the Witch]

Reiquel isn't paying their taxes.

 

[Prince Sidon]

Reiquel isn't paying their taxes.

*Kicks down door*
@Reiquel your under arrest for tax evasion

 

[Daku Rinku]

*Kicks down door*
@Reiquel your under arrest for tax evasion

Garnish his wages! And preform an audit!