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Do You Have A Home Invasion Plan?

Norm

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My home invasion plan revolves around the circumstance that I will have my Dreamcast near me when it happens, and basically consists of using the Dreamcast to merrily beat them to a bloody pulp. No joke, this is my actuall home invasion plan.
 
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Im Matt

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If someone ever invades my home I'll just pull out my master sword and summon my Charizard.
 
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What a scary thought... I just asked my mother and she was like 'We run out of the house.'
Me: 'And if there's a fire?'
Mother: 'We still run away.' :blank:
Okay, that's the point to officially freak out ;)

Ironically, I've thought a lot about what would be if there were a fire and I know exactly what I would grab and where I can get out, depending on where the fire is.
But someone breaking into my house?! No idea... Of course I'd still know where I can get out, but how probable is it that the burglar won't prevent me from running away?
I don't have weapons, I'm not able to defend myself in another way.
My dog will bite, she likes being mean to strangers :D

However, I just decided to start learning something to defend myself. Some sort of sport. :suspicious:
 

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Well if someone broke down the door right now, I'd figure out how to use every single thing around me as a weapon. Basically, if they don't notice me, I'll sneak up on them, hit them with something hard enough to knock them out. Then I'll call the police. If he does notice me, I'll just fight him.
 

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