Corrupt a wish!

[Sirmat]

Granted, now five events that concern the fate of the world are overlapping... you have to go to all, but you only have time for one.

I wish for a chocolate cake.

 

[DarthNavi]

Granted but you die before you get to eat it.

I wish I was a better fiddle player.

 

[Sirmat]

Granted, but you become homeless for some reason.

I wish I was an awesome robot.

 

[Snow Queen]

Granted, but you run on Window '97.

I wish I had a donut.

 

[Mido]

Granted, but the donut is actually a bagel, that I'm going to eat.

I wish that everything was orange for a day.

 

[Sirmat]

Granted, but since everything is the same shade of orange, no-one can see anything. You get run over by an orange truck.

I wish everything was different shades of blue for a day.

 

[Mellow Ezlo]

Granted, you turn blue due to lack of air.

I wish Reggie was my sister.

 

[Sirmat]

Granted, but you die due to... unknown reasons. (#ReggieIsGygasTheory)

I wish for a teddy bear named... um, oh! Tibbers.

 

[Snow Queen]

Granted, but he is actually a vicious Ursaring.

I wish I was straight again.

 

[Blue Canary]

*Turns you into a line*

I feel like a genie.

I wish that Perry the Platypus was real.

 

[Woyogoyo]

Granted, but he loses the ability to become a secret agent.

I wish that the next season of SAO would come out sooner.

 

[Blue Canary]

*Is completly fine with the wish corruption*

Granted. But, of course, it's quality has gone down a lot and its painful to watch.

I wish for a hat.

 

[Fig]

Whoops all I only piles of pudding. *gives you a tub of pudding*

I wish for bread. ^^

 

[Sirmat]

Granted, but it contains nothing, in fact, there is no bread.

I wish for world pizza!

 

[Snow Queen]

All the pizza has anchovies.

I wish for Golden Sun 4.