Corrupt a wish!

[Musicfan]

Granted but you get put through Jhony treveck's awful mashine.
I wish my front wheel was fixed and the axle was not draging.

 

[TatlTails]

Granted, but your transmission's shot.

I wish spelling and grammar were impossible to mess up for anyone.

 

[Musicfan]

Granted but grammer police have nothing to do with their lives.
I wish for control of the weather.

 

[TatlTails]

Granted, but you can only control tornadoes.

I wish I could spread happiness and lollipops across the world.

 

[Edoc'sil]

Granted, but only to newts.

I wish I was a newt.

 

[TatlTails]

Granted, but you get stuck in the water glass of Ms. Trunchbull.

I wish women didn't have to deal with... specific... problems.

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted. Now they have to deal with much more general problems...

I wish for a delicious salty snack that won't ruin my figure!

 

[Edoc'sil]

Granted, but it can still never, EVER live up to bacon.

I wish for bacon.

 

[onebizarrekai]

Granted, but it's been stuck inside an invincible jar of peanut butter for six years.

I wish my HootHoot would stop missing randomly in SoulSilver.

 

[TatlTails]

Granted, but now it misses consistantly.

I wish hair only grew on heads, eyebrows, eyelashes, and nostrils.

 

[Edoc'sil]

Granted, but it grows in foot-long strands that are too hard for scissors to cut.

I wish that the Hitchhiker's Guide didn't end so abruptly.

 

[TatlTails]

Granted, but the ending drags oooon and ooooon and ooooon and...

I wish I didn't look ridiculous when I sing.

 

[Edoc'sil]

Granted, but now you sound ridiculous.

I wish I had practiced for my upcoming playing test for band.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, now your instrument gets run over by a car, You borrow a friends instrument and get sick.

I wish this was just a "Grant a Wish" thread.

 

[TatlTails]

Granted. See, that's no fun.

I wish my dog didn't bark and whine all the time.