Corrupt a wish!

[Edoc'sil]

Granted, but Ganondorf kills Link and it becomes a living hell.

I wish I had the patience to continue any one of my Final Fantasy games.

 

[TatlTails]

Granted, but all of your Final Fantasy games break, no one is selling any, and game companies stop making new ones.

I wish I could change my appearance at will.

 

[Edoc'sil]

Granted, but every mirror shatters and everyone goes blind, making it moot.

I wish I wasn't quite so bored.

 

[Naga]

Granted, you are now running for your life from every fictional villan ever though up-including Mr. Crocker throwing his F-darts at you

I wish the Last Airbender movie didn't have "epic fail" written all over it.

 

[Edoc'sil]

Granted, but now it was written by M. Night Shamalamadingdong and had a really bad twist ending.

I wish things weren't so confusing.

 

[Woyogoyo]

Granted, they don't exist.

I wish I could live in Alagaesia.

 

[TatlTails]

Granted, but no one else does.

I wish I could watch whatever shows I want.

 

[Edoc'sil]

Granted, but they all turn terrible.

I wish I had more ice cream. Specifically mint chocolate chip.

 

[Violet Link]

Granted, but I granted you poison ice cream with sprinkled rocks.

I wish I had a good ending when I'm playing Ib.

 

[Edoc'sil]

Granted, but the good ending turned out to be a super tear jerker and gave you too many feels.

I wish my copy of Radiant Historia got to my house faster.

 

[Violet Link]

(It's true, it did gave me feels)

Granted, but your copy was broken and it was a waste to make it go faster

I wish um.... I would live inside a tiny fedora hat.

 

[TatlTails]

Granted, but it's constantly worn by a tiny, smelly man.

I wish I had more good wishes.

 

[Edoc'sil]

Granted, but they become corrupted no matter what.

I wish for more mirrors. .srorrim erom rof hsiw I

 

[TatlTails]

Granted, but you break them all, giving you many, many years of bad luck.

I wish I wasn't allergic to anything.

 

[Edoc'sil]

Granted, but everything you're allergic to disappears. You happen to be mildly allergic to light and sound.

I wish the papacy would go to Morgan Freeman.