Corrupt a wish!

[SavageWizzrobe]

Granted, but my bowels would implode, creating a black hole and destroying everything!

I wish all music, especially modern music, was better.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, Now the whole world is in tune, but otherwise music is relatively unchanged.

I wish this wish did nothing.

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Granted, but any other wish you make also will do nothing.

I wish more people posted in this thread.

 

[GirlWithAFairy]

Granted it will die by the morning.

I wish I had some ice cream....

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, But the icecream is made from soy juice Milk.

I wish I could slow down the current flow of time.

 

[Woyogoyo]

Granted, but it works on you as well.

I wish Zelda wii u was out

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Granted, but when you open the case, the game breaks into a trillion pieces.

I wish I had a fully functional Wii U.

 

[TriFiERCE]

Granted but it breaks into a trillion pieces.

I wish for world peace.

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Granted, but only on some planet other than Earth.

I wish zombies weren't so overused in practically everything...

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, now they are overused in absolutely everything.

I wish everyone slept simultaneously.

 

[Pancake Wizard]

Sure, but you'll never wake up.

I wish nobody would corrupt my wish.

 

[GirlWithAFairy]

Granted, but Im not nobody, Im somebody.

I wish I had a real Gundam..... *le sigh*

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but then it turns into a nightmare from Code Geass, and then Lelouch uses his Geass on you and you loose control of your mind and/or nightmare

I wish I had Mao's Geass power in full operational control, and it never would loose control.

 

[Woyogoyo]

Granted, but you have it for 1 second.

I wish I could time travel

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but you can only go forward and backwards by 1 second. And there's a cool-off time on your power. you can only use it once every 24 hours.

I wish I could do all the steps in the Gangnam dance