Corrupt a wish!

[SavageWizzrobe]

Granted, but by "people" you mean everyone but yourself, so now you don't think about your wishes.

I wish that technical music was more popular.

 

[Keeseman]

Granted. Now it is all you hear, day and night, and you will be forced to listen to it and nothing else until you die. And then, it will still keep playing.

I wish pop music (stuff like Justin Beiber, Taylor Swift, the Village People :sick:, Bruno Mars, etc. etc.) never existed and could never be made.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, Now Rock and Heavy Metal cease to exist as well.

I wish rubik's cubes were simple.

 

[Sirmat]

Now thay are far too easy and boring so people stop making them and have all in existence burnt or crushed.

I wish this wish wasnt pointless!

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, Now it has a point and it draws blood because you looked at it.

I wish pointy things were pointless.

 

[Naga]

Granted, now it's even harder to kill Ganondorf

I wish I could memorize my band music.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, But you don't remember who the band is.

I wish for a holographic bracelet thing with video chat tech.

 

[Naga]

(I mean the music I have to play for a stupid football game on Friday at my soon-to-be high school even though I won't be in the high school untill next year. )

Granted, but you forget to take it off when you go swimming and it breaks

I wish I could create the perfect animated Korra gif with my mind.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, Except that you made the perfect animated Korra Gf due to genie misread of the wish. Now the guys won't stop drooling.

I wish wishes were incorruptible.

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Granted, but that would contradict the fact that all wishes are corruptible, which leads to a great apocalypse where everyone dies.

I wish that people in general liked the Water Temple more.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, but now they like to hate it.

I wish I could have a sandwich now that I'll make later.

 

[Norm]

Granted, but you create a paradox that destroys the sandwich before you can do anything to it.

I wish foar a hat!

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but it's the hat I found in the sewer, and new it smells bad and is unsanitary. xP


I wish I could float in the air at will.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, but you can only float two inches off the ground.

I wish I had zelda 3ds...

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Granted, but to do so you must travel forward in time and disrupt the space-time continuum, which leads to you getting caught between dimensions forever.

I wish 1 + 1 was 0 and not 2.