Corrupt a wish!

[Naga]

Granted, you now walk crooked for the rest of your life

I wish for a snack

 

[Vanessa28]

Granted but your mouth is taped so you can never eat it


I wish it wasn't midnight

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, it is now 11:60 P.M. And is called Just after midnight


I wish I had a wish.

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted. That was pointless...

I wish for a dinosaur made of bacon with a hat that is also made of bacon and also it flies through space and all of the planets in space are bacon.

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Granted, but the dinosaur's favourite food is bacon. So he eats his hat and himself. Furthermore, most humans and aliens alike love bacon, so they will eventually eat all the planets.

I wish I could come up with a famous internet meme.

 

[Naga]

Granted, but fame and fortune turn out to be too much for you and you crack under the pressure.

I wish I wasn't to lazy to turn off my 6:50AM alarm for my day off school tomorrow

 

[kingredead]

granted but your school desides to go all day every dayMWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i wish for a kiss

 

[Vanessa28]

Granted, my dog like to kiss you

I wish I lived in a giant house

 

[Naga]

Granted, but it is a mansion haunted by at least 50 ghosts

I wish this stupid ad that keeps popping up on my screen would go away

 

[Vanessa28]

Granted but it will now appear everywhere in your life

I wish I didn't have to catch the bus on 15 minutes

 

[CynicalSquid]

granted, you have to catch it in 5 minutes

i wish i could talk to women

 

[HyruleHistory10]

Granted but all that comes out of you mouth is backswards jubberish about the world ending.

i wish my lightbulb would stop burning out....

 

[TriFiERCE]

Granted, but you have been transformed into a girl.
I wish Pixel would make a Cave Story 2

 

[Vanessa28]

Granted but they accidentally burn it before the release date

I wish I had something to drink

 

[HyruleHistory10]

Granted but it turns to desert sands in your mouth.

i wish i couold fall asleep