Corrupt a wish!

[Naga]

Granted. Owls like you are now trapped in the hollows of the underground apple trees

I wish Beyblade never existed in the first place

 

[RegalBryant]

Granted. Everyone who liked Beyblade is now fixated upon Digimon, which drove Pokemon bankrupt 7 years ago.

I wish killing an oliphaunt counted as two.

 

[Naga]

Granted but now killing a single Orc counts as ten

I wish I could play Sarias Song

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, But it sends you back through time.

I wish I Had a bottled fairy.

 

[Naga]

Granted but it hurts you instead of healing you cause you shook the bottle too much

I wish there was a new update for Minecraft PE out already

 

[The Joker]

Granted but the game now has many bugs.

I wish for a cream soda.

 

[Vanessa28]

Granted but it is extremely salty

I wish my floor would clean itself

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted, but now your stay at home Laz has nothing to do all day. Besides, what was it, mowing or something? That.

I wish for a diamond incrusted cod piece.

 

[Vanessa28]

Granted but it will look like poop

I wish I had a garden with flowers and stuff

 

[Naga]

Granted. The flowers are all the poisonous White Jade, but you don't know that and you make tea from them just like the Dragon of the West.

I wish more people appreciated Avatar: The Last Airbender and The Legend of Korra

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, Then fewer people would appreciate CoD. Wait that is a bad thing right?

I wish Everyone was a Selda Van.

 

[Vanessa28]

Granted but they are madly obsessed and refuse to talk about something else

I wish I could sleep all day today

 

[The Joker]

Granted but now you're in a coma and will never wake up.

I wish I ruled the world.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, but then the people hate your iron-fisted rule and assassinate you in your sleep.

I wish this thread had more posts then the longest thread on this site.

 

[Vanessa28]

Granted but the longest thread will get 10 million replies a day

I wish I could take a nap right now