Corrupt a wish!

[Night Owl]

Granted. Now you can only be awoken by your true love..... who just got hit by a bus and is in a coma.

I wish for 2pi.

 

[Naga]

Granted but I'm too lazy to do the math so you get nothing

I wish for a 100000000000000000000% invincible bionic ninja kitten.

 

[The Joker]

Granted but they eat you.

I wish I was Batman.

 

[Hero of Time]

Granted, but Bane breaks your back.

I wish I was Spider-Man.

 

[bspurka]

You will become Spider-man, but you shrink down to the size of a brown recluse.
I wish I had a better job.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but your job is to be unemployed.

I wish for a very thin pancake.

 

[CynicalSquid]

You will receive a thin pancake, but it will be me.

I wish i had a girlfriend

 

[Sydney]

Granted, but they turn out to be an Atticus.

I wish for long legs.

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted, but they used to be the legs of a serial killer and now they're trying to murder you.
I wish for a lasso of truth.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, But since it is on back order you will have to settle for the bullwhip of deceit.
I wish I could fly.

 

[Siniru]

Granted but you hit a tree and fall into a coma on your first try.

I wish I am not a Yokai.

 

[The Joker]

Granted but now you don't exist at all.

I wish I was a green lantern.

 

[Chilfo Freeze]

Granted, but now you give off a despicable odor.

I wish I was as beautiful as Emma Stone.

 

[Musicfan]

Okay but you shrink by 5 makeing you unable to preform basic tasks.
I wish for people to not ruin the endings of movies for me.

 

[Hero of Time]

Granted, but they still ruin the endings of books and video games and all but the endings of movies.

I wish I was a famous rapper.