Corrupt a wish!

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but you forget which class the essay was for so you are unable to pass it in on time.

I wish there was a mod to make stuff in Minecraft round.

 

[Zelda-Rocks]

granted but your minecraft file crashes and you have to pay 2000$ to get it back.
i wish that i had a Blitzkrig Z(a switch-axe)

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but you drop it on your foot, and loose all 5 toes.

I wish for bacon.

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted, but it's soylent bacon.
I wish I was as cool as Gary Bucey.

 

[Siniru]

Granted, but you get trampled by fan girls.

I wish I had Eve's nanomachine transformation ability (Black Cat)

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but you transform yourself too much, being inexperienced with it, and die! O:

I wish I could remember more of Black Cat!
(only read it once, and only up to vol. 3) Dx

 

[Norm]

Granted, but nobody else knows what Black Cat is.

I wish foar a contest win.

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but rejected immediately because there IS NO SUCH WORD AS FOAR! O:<
xD

Anyway, I wish to eat every food imaginable, but not all at once!
I want to taste ALL THE FOODS!

 

[Naga]

You will, but when you bite your apple you will find the only thing worse than a worm- half of a worm.

I wish that I had every Coldplay song on my iPod.

 

[Siniru]

Granted, but a virus eats them all away...

I wish for my auntie to be risen from the dead ;-;

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but she is a zombie, and tried to rip your head off.
(or rape you like in Zelda)

I wish the shoutbox would reappear for me ._.

 

[Johnny Sooshi]

Granted but it disappears for everyone else

I wish that I could survive by drinking juice

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, But you become the sourest man alive as you can only survive off of Lemon juice.

I wish I was transparent.

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but nobody can see you, so they don't know where you are, so you get ran over, bumped, and pushed/shoved a lot.

I wish to be, the very best, like no one ever was...

 

[Johnny Sooshi]

Granted but Pokemon don't exist

I wish I could liquefy toast