Corrupt a wish!

[Trio the Punch]

Granted, but it's in a weird way.
I wish I was a baby monkey.

 

[I Like Zelda]

Granted but he throws poo.
I wish my bad luck would turn around.

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but when it turns around, it PUNCHES YOU IN THE FACE!
Like from some epic movie or something... >_>

I wish this wish was not a wish

 

[Dan]

But your wish that you wished wasn't a wish wasn't a wish and therefor... um and therefor you got a wish of a wish...

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

I wish you would make a wish for me to corrupt after you corrupted another person's wish.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, but you can only uncorrupt wishes.
I wish for you to uncorrupt this corrupted wish.

 

[Norm]

granted, but that's a paradox.

I wish my keyboard wasn't so screwed up.

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but the next one you get is worse.

I wish I had amazing powers!

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, but you can only do simple pointless tricks with them.

I wish boredom didn't exist.

 

[Norm]

granted, it is now known as Night Owl Syndrome.

I wish foar two hats that have "§" printed on them.

 

[TwilightDeku]

Granted, but they contain a never-ending infestation of head lice.

I wish that this wish could not be corrupted.

 

[Norm]

Granted, but that's a paradox.

I wish I finally beat Trio.

 

[Siniru]

Granted, but Trio notices it was a wish for some reason and rips you apart as a cheater.

I wish I was a soul reaper.

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but Aizen kills you

I wish the world was turned into an actual oyster, every time somebody says "the world is your oyster"

 

[Crimson_Pearl]

Granted but they now say, the world is your earth, making someone wish reversed, making no difference at all.
I wish all the healthiest foods were really yummy!