Corrupt a wish!

[Trio the Punch]

Granted, but your shirts continue to multiply until there is no longer any breathable air on earth and everyone and everything on the planet is killed. Good job, murderer.
I wish for some delicious crab meat.

 

[The Joker]

Granted but the Crab meat is SO delicious that they are eaten into extinction before you can have a single bite.

I wish for life without limitations.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, But it becomes too infinite.

I wish for nothing.

 

[toonlink]

Granted. You get nothing which is something that can be nothing while also being something that exists nowhere and everywhere. You become too confuzzled.
I wish for the ability to copy/paste in real life.

 

[CCG <3 Zelda]

I wish for the ability to copy/paste in real life.

Granted. BUT You Still Only Copy And Paste Text

I Wish I Had Headphones That Weren't Broken

 

[Norm]

Granted. You die later, killed by a pimp for an unrelated reason.

I wish foar a hat!

 

[TheRationalDove]

Granted, but it's the size of a thimble.

I wish for clean socks!

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted, but they're sentient and thirsty for your blood.
I wish I had all of Bill Gates' money.

 

[Mistery]

Wish granted but you cant spend it.
I wish i could nyan overload

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but when it overloaded, it caused the cat-poptart to explode. (like in a microwave)

I wish I didn't always have to stop and go to the bathroom when I'm doing something important. xP

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, but now everything important is in the bathroom.

I wish I was invincible.

 

[CCG <3 Zelda]

I wish I was invincible.

Granted. BUT You Can Still Die If Someone Slaps You In The Face

I Wish I Could Buy Time

 

[videogamenerd10]

Granted, you are now stuck on Earth for all eternity.

I wish for a wish

 

[Norm]

Granted, but the wish won't be granted. (wait, WHAT?)

I wish foar another hat!

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but the hat is infected with lice that are all infected with even smaller lice.

I wish my mommy would love me.