Corrupt a wish!

[Norm]

Granted. Two hookers walk into the room.

I wish my standard wish cop-out didn't have anything to do with hats.

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted. It is now 'I wish for two hookers.'
I wish for minimum fun.

 

[Norm]

Granted. Two cops walk into the room while you are having maximum fun.

I wish to not have a wish cop-out anymore.

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted. All of your wishes are awesome and original, but all ultimately result in a venereal disease.
I wish for a cop-out wish.

 

[Norm]

Granted, it is, "I wish for two hookers"

I wish to speak Albanian.

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted. Enjoy your useless language.
I wish to speak Mandarin Chinese.

 

[Norm]

理所当然的，但你不能去中国
（或阅读)

Iz Wishz thatz tehXbox diddntz hax mah accountz.

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted, but I don't know how to make that a bad thing.
I wish for two hookers.

 

[Norm]

Granted, you also get two cops as a free bonus!

I wish for a hat.

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted, but damn you.
I wish for the Harpoon of Thunder.

 

[Norm]

Granted, the thinder happens after you get struck by lightining.

I wish for Majora's Mask.

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted, but the inside of it is scratchy and a little bit irritating.
I wish the giant red materia hadn't been shot off in that rocket ship.

 

[Norm]

Granted, but I still don't know what you're talking about.

I wish for an epic night of party.

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted, but it gets turned into a sequel of that lame Project X movie.
I wish Norm knew what I was talking about when I made final fantasy references.

 

[Norm]

Granted, but I still don't play Final Fantasy

I wish to be an epic knight of party.