Corrupt a wish!

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but you get thrown in jail for cruel and unusual treatment of animals.

I wish dogs wouldn't bark so much

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted, but now cats bark all the time.
I wish I was an astronaut.

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but now you're lost in space, with no way of returning home, because you actually were a monkey the whole time!

I wish I could jump into my own mind

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted, but all that achieves is to squish your brain.
I wish I was a penguin with incredible super powers.

 

[Purple_Rupee]

Granted, but the same force the caused you to have these super abilities caused a pack of near by polar bears to gain the same powers but stronger due to size ratio. Long story short, you didn't make it happy feet.....

I wish I had the literary skills to make anyone cry, by expressing deep thought provoking/saddening things into there minds through my words.

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Wow that's sad....... Granted, but everybody hates you for it.

I wish somebody here could exchange Friend Codes on Brawl with me, because I'm dying to play with somebody. >_>

(seriously, I want to brawl, my FC is 1204-5511-2971...)

 

[Purple_Rupee]

Granted, 0774-6499-???? But I was suddenly hit by amnesia, so good luck with guessing the last four digits.

I wish I had the power to animate inanimate objects.

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but they attack you.

I wish for Purple Rupee to tell me the last four digits xD

 

[Purple_Rupee]

Granted, 8425 but there in the wrong order -lol-

I wish I could fly.

 

[Norm]

Granted, flying is activated randomly.

I wish I had a TurboGrafx-16

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but it doesn't work right!

I wish they were listed in correct order! O:

 

[Purple_Rupee]

Granted, a phone book appears in front of you and everyone with the word "they" before, in, or after there name was listed in alphabetical order.

I wish I could jump into paintings.

 

[Norm]

Ganted, you get arrested for jumping into (and damaging) the Mona Lisa.

I wish I had a TurboGrafx-16 THAT WORKS RIGHT.

 

[Akuhime-sama]

xD

Granted, but now it only works when placed on the RIGHT side of the TV, but you have nowhere to put it because the TV takes up too much space, and the floor is covered in evil cockroaches who want to eat your soul!

I wish I could Brawl already ._.

 

[Purple_Rupee]

Granted, but as you turn it on and everything on the screen keeps sliding to the "RIGHT" so you can't play the game.

Ganted, you get arrested for jumping into (and damaging) the Mona Lisa.

I wish I had a TurboGrafx-16 THAT WORKS RIGHT.

xD

Granted, but you can never jump back out

I wish I could Brawl already ._.

Granted, *hands you your controller and inserts the brawl disk in for you* you play offline...