Corrupt a wish!

[Cabbage]

Actually, I don't eat cabbage, so I consider that a good thing.
You getz a pie. A pie wit mercury in it.
I wish for a pencil that never runs outta led.

 

[SuperGleeok64]

You have that but no writing surface

I wish for a pet dragon

 

[Zelway]

Granted, but you are it's meal.

I wish I wasn't burning up.

 

[SuperGleeok64]

You aren't but now your freezing

I wish for nothing

 

[Zelway]

Granted, but you get everything.

I wish for everything.

 

[~Mizuki~]

Granted but you ended up getting Justin Bieber as you Friend

I wish that my movie will load faster

 

[Zelway]

Granted, but the movie has no sound and the picture quality is awful.

I wish my teeth could brush themselves.

 

[~Mizuki~]

Granted your teeth end up bleeding(True)

I wish that it was not cold in here

 

[Frigidblade]

Granted, but it is now hotter than you could have ever imagined. Got sunscreen?
I wish I could just burn all of my finals so I don't have to take them.

 

[Caeda]

Granted, but you end up living as a hobo because you never finished school.

I wish that I never had to go to math again but I still pass school and don't turn into hobo.

 

[Fraxinus]

Granted, but to prevent yourself from becoming a hobo, your provided home is your school

I wish that people were smart enough to highlight my invisible ninja text.

 

[Caeda]

Granted, I did, but I copy you.

I wish that Kingdom Hearts 3D had a better name. (see my blog)

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but now the name is redicuously long and nobody ever abbriviates the name so every time you say the game's name it takes five minutes to finish a sentence which would be annoying if you had to say it multiple times and not only that but everyone speeks in run-on sentences like this one.

I wish my hair was green.

 

[Hylian Knight]

Granted but your hair is odd blue-green shade.

I wish I knew the release date for SwS.

 

[SuperGleeok64]

Granted but you'll never have enough money to buy it

I wish I had a picture of a ReDead